Need help with my collarme profile

[Betticus]

Gonna redo it and I'm not quite sure what to put on there.

I was thinking something like:

"Stunningly handsome man with a very sensitive heart condition, recently inherited a large estate and several million dollars seeks nice, honest, cute submissive girl who is not shallow or seeking wealth for marriage with no pre-nup."

 

[Lady_Midnight]

Sounds good.

Almost makes me want to be subbie.

 

[Betticus]

Sounds good.

Almost makes me want to be subbie.

You'd only have to fake it through the wedding night!

*rubs left shoulder, shooting pain down arm*

 

[Lady_Midnight]

You'd only have to fake it through the wedding night!

*rubs left shoulder, shooting pain down arm*

Marry me!

 

[Betticus]

Marry me!

*feels faint* ...

 

[Lady_Midnight]

*feels faint* ...

*wonders whether to call a doctor or someone to officiate the wedding*

 

[Harmony_1985]

Doctor!

Don't let Bett die, I like him too much!

 

[Betticus]

Hey, shouldn't we be working on this profile?

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/655745/rzee/17785/details.htm

 

[Lady_Midnight]

Doctor!

Don't let Bett die, I like him too much!

Yeah I like him too Harmony. But...have you seen what I stand to gain?

 

[HarlotMinx]

See I would almost recommend that you post something about not being interested in 40 something single males that are looking for short term lays or have wives already.... but I doubt you'll run across that issue much.
*grumbles about damn men and their damn 40 something emails a day*

-poppet

 

[Harmony_1985]

Yeah I like him too Harmony. But...have you seen what I stand to gain?

But its Bett! Rub his belleh and he'll give you ANYTHING!!

 

[Lady_Midnight]

But its Bett! Rub his belleh and he'll give you ANYTHING!!

Even a large estate and several million dollars?

 

[Harmony_1985]

Yeah, he likes his belleh rubs, remember?

 

[00Syd]

Sounds like the perfect line to hook some girls, but not the kind of girls you'd really want!

 

[Betticus]

But its Bett! Rub his belleh and he'll give you ANYTHING!!

Stop giving away my secrets!

 

[Betticus]

Sounds like the perfect line to hook some girls, but not the kind of girls you'd really want!

But I want a girl with a sense of humor!

Maybe I should add in that I own a chain of vintage clothing stores!!!!! With shoes!!!

 

[Lady_Midnight]

Stop giving away my secrets!

Too late already!

But I want a girl with a sense of humor!

Maybe I should add in that I own a chain of vintage clothing stores!!!!! With shoes!!!

A sense of humour is vital. You gotta be able to laugh together.

Glad to see you're feeling better today

 

[Harmony_1985]

Stop giving away my secrets!

I'd rather keep you alive!!

 

[Lady_Midnight]

I'd rather keep you alive!!

Ah Harmony. I was never going to let him pop his clogs. I'm a nurse remember!

 

[00Syd]

But I want a girl with a sense of humor!

Maybe I should add in that I own a chain of vintage clothing stores!!!!! With shoes!!!

Haha that might help.

 

[Betticus]

Perhaps I should talk about my cocoa tree.

 

[Betticus]

Perhaps I should add in a disclaimer so people will know I'm just having fun with my profile.

 

[00Syd]

Perhaps I should add in a disclaimer so people will know I'm just having fun with my profile.

Maybe. But if you don't put in a disclaimer, it'll be easier to weed out the gullible idiots from the smart girls with a sense of humor.

 

[Harmony_1985]

Maybe. But if you don't put in a disclaimer, it'll be easier to weed out the gullible idiots from the smart girls with a sense of humor.

Syd has a point.

 

[Betticus]

Well, how's this.. It's what I have up so far.

Stunningly handsome man with a very sensitive heart condition, recently inherited a large estate and several million dollars seeks nice, honest, cute submissive girl who is not shallow or seeking wealth for marriage with no pre-nup.

I'd like to try skydiving but don't know how to pack my own parachute but I'm very trusting and would let you do that for me.

I'm also looking forward to going bear hunting but in the manliest of ways.... wearing only a loincloth with a wooden club.

I would not hold it against you if you own your own micro-brewery.












*psst... if you saw through that profile and laughed feel free to say hi*