Need help turning your stories into ideas?

[shereads]

I have ideas, but no stories. Send me your story that needs an idea, and I'll add one of mine for a small fee.

 

[damppanties]

I have ideas, but no stories. Send me your story that needs an idea, and I'll add one of mine for a small fee.

What kind of small fee?

 

[shereads]

What kind of small fee?

It varies. For example, do you want exclusive use of the idea? Or are you willing to use an idea that may be sold to more than one client?

The least expensive option is a variation on my classic idea, "Woman With Large Breasts Meets Man With Huge Penis and They Have Sexual Intercourse." A few clients have complained that their stories looked like a dozen others that used the same idea. But that's really up to the writer. I just have the ideas; the rest is up to you.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I have some stories that need stories attached to them-- can you help me with those?

 

[shereads]

I have some stories that need stories attached to them-- can you help me with those?

No, I'm afraid not. I'm an idea person. You need a story development specialist.

 

[damppanties]

I have some ideas but I'm too lazy to write them. They languish on my hard drive half-written. Can you help me sell them? You can have a small fee for the service from the large fee that the buyer will pay, the rest of which I get.

 

[jomar]

I have a story with average people - a female with an average body with average sized (but shapely) breasts , an average sized man with a normal sized (but satisfying) penis. It's set in an average town and the people have average jobs. But I need the right idea to make it sing. Can you help me?

 

[BlackShanglan]

I have a story with average people - a female with an average body with average sized (but shapely) breasts , an average sized man with a normal sized (but satisfying) penis. It's set in an average town and the people have average jobs. But I need the right idea to make it sing. Can you help me?

Give the wife a twin sister and begin the story with the phrase "You're never going to believe this, but it really happened to me! It all began when ..." Have the twin sister come over to be cheered up after her boyfriend dumps her and make sure that no one usually drinks as much as they do now. Use the phrase "I couldn't believe X was really X'ing X's X right in front of me!" ideally after the wife and sister have a ridiculously stilted discussion about how the husband happens to have a satisfying penis. Transition smoothly into "I couldn't believe these two hot X's were really X'ing my X!" and end with the logical conclusion that the twin now stops by regularly to repeat the performance.

Some people find inserting actual words in place of the letter X more stimulating, but I feel that it mars the artistic purity of the whole.

Shanglan

 

[shereads]

I have a story with average people - a female with an average body with average sized (but shapely) breasts , an average sized man with a normal sized (but satisfying) penis. It's set in an average town and the people have average jobs. But I need the right idea to make it sing. Can you help me?

Their happy little town is invaded by sex-crazed biker chicks with huge breasts.

You owe me $250. I accept PayPal.

 

[shereads]

Give the wife a twin sister and begin the story with the phrase "You're never going to believe this, but it really happened to me! It all began when ..." Have the twin sister come over to be cheered up after her boyfriend dumps her and make sure that no one usually drinks as much as they do now. Use the phrase "I couldn't believe X was really X'ing X's X right in front of me!" ideally after the wife and sister have a ridiculously stilted discussion about how the husband happens to have a satisfying penis. Transition smoothly into "I couldn't believe these two hot X's were really X'ing my X!" and end with the logical conclusion that the twin now stops by regularly to repeat the performance.

Some people find inserting actual words in place of the letter X more stimulating, but I feel that it mars the artistic purity of the whole.

Shanglan

Are you doing this for free? In my thread? That's unethical.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I need help with my bodice ripping romance involving a dwarf and some seafarers...can you help?

 

[shereads]

I need help with my bodice ripping romance involving a dwarf and some seafarers...can you help?

No, but I'd like to sell your idea to some of my clients. How much do you want for it?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No, but I'd like to sell your idea to some of my clients. How much do you want for it?

$150.......I take third party out of town checks.

 

[shereads]

$150.......I take third party out of town checks.

I'm tempted to buy it for $150, but I can't take advantage of your naivete. Not on a Tuesday.

Perhaps you don't realize that I can sell your dwarves/bodices/seamen idea to a dozen different writers - unless someone wants an exclusive. If that happens, the skie's the limit.

The dwarves-and-seamen combination is a little tired. But your addition of ripped bodices makes the idea fresh. I can see a screenplay. I can't write a screenplay, but I can certainly see one.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm tempted to buy it for $150, but I can't take advantage of your naivete. Not on a Tuesday.

Perhaps you don't realize that I can sell your dwarves/bodices/seamen idea to a dozen different writers - unless someone wants an exclusive. If that happens, the skie's the limit.

The dwarves-and-seamen combination is a little tired. But your addition of ripped bodices makes the idea fresh. I can see a screenplay. I can't write a screenplay, but I can certainly see one.

I need an agent.

Ok, skip the dwarf, make it an alien and the seamen (snicker)merman......I'm thinking musical.

 

[shereads]

I need an agent.

Ok, skip the dwarf, make it an alien and the seamen (snicker)merman......I'm thinking musical.

The idea is worthless to me now because you've given it away. I withdraw my offer.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

The idea is worthless to me now because you've given it away. I withdraw my offer.

I think you're one of those liposuction 'doctors' that work out of some seedy office.

 

[jomar]

Give the wife a twin sister and begin the story with the phrase "You're never going to believe this, but it really happened to me! It all began when ..." Have the twin sister come over to be cheered up after her boyfriend dumps her and make sure that no one usually drinks as much as they do now. Use the phrase "I couldn't believe X was really X'ing X's X right in front of me!" ideally after the wife and sister have a ridiculously stilted discussion about how the husband happens to have a satisfying penis. Transition smoothly into "I couldn't believe these two hot X's were really X'ing my X!" and end with the logical conclusion that the twin now stops by regularly to repeat the performance.

Some people find inserting actual words in place of the letter X more stimulating, but I feel that it mars the artistic purity of the whole.

Shanglan

Wonderful advice, Shanglan! The twin sisters talk at the breakfast table over coffee after hubby has satisfied his wife and gone to work. The good sister may even offer her average husband up to comfort her sister. A little bit of suburbia before the bikers invade the town.

Like not overly describing physical attributes so the reader has his/her own visual image, I like the idea of not using actual words in the place of the letter X - readers "know" who they're talking about!

Their happy little town is invaded by sex-crazed biker chicks with huge breasts.

You owe me $250. I accept PayPal.

Not a bad thought. Perhaps a genteel town celebration is disrupted by the sex-crazed, big tittied biker chicks who give the citizens, especially hubby and the twin sisters, above average orgasms.

By the way, shereads, I tried to pay but your PayPal account was terminated. The pop-up said something about some ongoing investigation.

 

[Guest]

Their happy little town is invaded by sex-crazed biker chicks with huge breasts.

You owe me $250. I accept PayPal.

Not worth it. I live in a small town where that happens every couple of weeks.

I need help with my bodice ripping romance involving a dwarf and some seafarers...can you help?

Sorry, but that was last week on "Big World, Little People" (I'm so going to heck for that)

 

[neonlyte]

Can you do anything with reptiles?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Can you do anything with reptiles?

Not on this site you can't.......pervert.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Are you doing this for free? In my thread? That's unethical.

You're right. I've just realized that I'm inflicting my unwelcome speech on a captive audience assembled for an unrelated function. Damn my commitment to a constitutionally free but well-mannered society.

My apologies. Please flog me repeatedly with a raw silk and cherry wood antique Venetian flogger, then sell that idea to a particularly hard up client. Hopefully the proceeds will assuage your offended indignation. If not, might I suggest flogging harder?

Shanglan

 

[BlackShanglan]

Can you do anything with reptiles?

Scooter looked up into deep, searing eyes, burning with the passion that drove the throbbing manhood powerfully into his body. "Oh, yes!" he cried. "Yes, Rush, yes!"

(Now do you see why it's not allowed on this site?)

 

[NoJo]

I'm always jotting down story ideas, but I'm paranoid about plagiarism, so I make them look exactly like grocery lists

 

[kendo1]

I'm always jotting down story ideas, but I'm paranoid about plagiarism, so I make them look exactly like grocery lists

Meat and two veg.

Couple of melons.