Need help/advice to approach my Aunt.

[COyoungcock]

I have an aunt that I really want to approach, just newly single. Grew up always lusting after her but not completely sure how to go about it. Would love any help or advice I can get.

 

[boomshiva]

Go to a bar, commiserate on her newfound singlehood, get her drunk....and, bingo.

Also, incest.

 

[COyoungcock]

Shes really not into the bar sence though honestly

 

[kkimball]

How is she about incest?

 

[COyoungcock]

I have no idea how she feels or thinks about it and don't really know how to bring it up without me looking crazy. I mean if I do this wrong it can go bad fast you know.

 

[boomshiva]

I have no idea how she feels or thinks about it and don't really know how to bring it up without me looking crazy. I mean if I do this wrong it can go bad fast you know.

An optimist!

 

[COyoungcock]

I'm trying to be. That's why I came here. But I mean there its not exactly a popular veiw lol I mean i don't live in Alabama so

 

[Setanta84]

If she has a bad relationship with your father/mother, I'd ply her with liquor while gossiping about him/her and then when she's absolutely shitfaced you start talking about how insanely angry your dad/mom would be if you two fucked.

 

[COyoungcock]

Haha not a bad idea. But my father is her older brother, the protector of that family. So no go there. Mother and her have been good friends since high school as well. So not really gonna help either.

 

[boomshiva]

Have you considered masturbation or Matthew 5:30?

 

[Booboobear84]

I have an aunt that I really want to approach, just newly single. Grew up always lusting after her but not completely sure how to go about it. Would love any help or advice I can get.

Is this really a place you want to go? Once done it so can’t be undone. As you observe she might get offended (and perhaps mention it to other family members, how broken would that make your life). Assume she does want to. You have a similar problem because someone will find out. Most likely outcome (because I assume she likes you and you aren’t totally off base) is you get her to do it and at least one of you ends up horrified after the fact. In some sense Lit is a bad (though safe) place to ask this: we’re kind of out there on the distribution of sexual hunger and that colors our judgement.

 

[Setanta84]

Haha not a bad idea. But my father is her older brother, the protector of that family. So no go there. Mother and her have been good friends since high school as well. So not really gonna help either.

Well, if your father is the "protector" of his whole side of the family, the plan should be simplicity itself. Buy a gun, wait until your aunt and dad are in the same room again, and then put it next to his temple and threaten to pull the trigger if she doesn't do exactly what you say.

 

[COyoungcock]

Is this really a place you want to go? Once done it so can’t be undone. As you observe she might get offended (and perhaps mention it to other family members, how broken would that make your life). Assume she does want to. You have a similar problem because someone will find out. Most likely outcome (because I assume she likes you and you aren’t totally off base) is you get her to do it and at least one of you ends up horrified after the fact. In some sense Lit is a bad (though safe) place to ask this: we’re kind of out there on the distribution of sexual hunger and that colors our judgement.

Yeah I understand. I more so came here to kinda talk myself out of it and prove it's a terrible idea.

 

[COyoungcock]

Its definitely something that should stay as a fantasy

 

[Setanta84]

Have you thought about just sitting down next to her, nonchalantly undoing your pants, jacking it like mad while showing no expression whatsoever in your face, and then pretending you're having an acute mental health emergency if it doesn't go well?

 

[Spiritedlady]

Have you thought about just sitting down next to her, nonchalantly undoing your pants, jacking it like mad while showing no expression whatsoever in your face, and then pretending you're having an acute mental health emergency if it doesn't go well?

Ha ha ha. LMAO

 

[Jada59]

Just don't do it. Find someone who reminds you of her.

 

[Spiritedlady]

I have an aunt that I really want to approach, just newly single. Grew up always lusting after her but not completely sure how to go about it. Would love any help or advice I can get.

Oh OP. This is one of those fantasies that needs to remain that I’m afraid. I think that most incest is probably committed in families where it’s rife ( having absolutely no data to support that ) and sex doesn’t spontaneously happen when someone turns 18. Kids are being groomed throughout their childhood ( if not abused as children). Keeping my fingers crossed paedophilia isn’t a turn on as well. Sorry to give you a non Lit type response.

My advice would be to find a sexy older lady and role play it.

 

[Jing83]

Its definitely something that should stay as a fantasy

Be subtle although showing off helps a lot. Older women, we react a lot to young men. Although yeah the fact she’s your aunt... maybe try other women

 

[aching4you]

Don't be an idiot

The odds that your aunt would have sex with you are somewhere between slim and none. The consequences of your even trying would be severe. The upside doesn't exist and the downside is BAD.

Most of us guys come on lit to get excited and jerk off. People have all kinds of fantasies; I've roleplayed myself with women pretending to be a younger brother, nephew, etc. but it's not real. It's not healthy to take these fantasies into real life. Don't get confused when you see that type of thread or roleplay here and think it's normal; it's not. Incest in real life is not something to pursue.