Need chick to pee in mouth

[Betticus]

Hey girls,

I am willing to trade a lot of really fucking amazing sex for just a little favor. Every once in a while if I'm in the right mood I want a woman to sit on my face and pee for me just a little. I don't want like a whole pint of the stuff but maybe just a little here and there would be okay. I've never tried it before but like I said I'll trade.

You must be extremely hot and like to have uninhibited sex though. If you are gorgeous and have a great personality with a kinky side to you then I recommend you try out what I have to offer you. I have a very nice cock and I will let you use it if you are willing to try this out with me. I am also willing to be your boyfriend/lover if this works out for me, even if I don't like the pee thing. You absolutely must be hot though.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

I'm not sure I feel comfortable peeing in your mouth. Would you take $150 to let me use your cock?

I promise I am absolutely hot.

 

[Betticus]

I'm not sure I feel comfortable peeing in your mouth. Would you take $150 to let me use your cock?

I promise I am absolutely hot.

Okay, that's a deal but I still need some fucking hot chick to sit on my face and pee.

Or, if a really hot chick happens to be a squirter... female ejaculation. I would let you sit on my face and eat you to orgasm if you will cum in my mouth. I want to try that too. Same deal, I am willing to trade for the most amazing sex of your life. I won't even charge you for it if you can come through for me or at least put forth good faith effort to cum in my mouth.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Okay, that's a deal but I still need some fucking hot chick to sit on my face and pee.

Sweet! Do you take paypal?

 

[Betticus]

Sweet! Do you take paypal?

No but you are very hot so I'm willing to work out a deal in person. My pimp has also given me permission to give away free samples here in Las Cruces but I'm sure she wouldn't mind if I took a couple of days off to see you. We might just have to call it stamina training and I can pass that off as a work related expense.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

No but you are very hot so I'm willing to work out a deal in person. My pimp has also given me permission to give away free samples here in Las Cruces but I'm sure she wouldn't mind if I took a couple of days off to see you. We might just have to call it stamina training and I can pass that off as a work related expense.

You're so smart. Think of the tax deduction. I'm sure I can think of something to trade.

 

[Betticus]

You're so smart. Think of the tax deduction. I'm sure I can think of something to trade.

It's kind of a cash only business but for you.... we can work something out.

Still need responses to the original posting. I've gotten a lot of views but you girls should at least say hi.

 

[Pimptress J]

FREE SAMPLES???

When in the hell did I say that?

Shit. Ok.



Ladies, he is worth a few hours of your time.

And for a limited time,I will allow him to give out free samples of the merchandise.

 

[Betticus]

FREE SAMPLES???

When in the hell did I say that?

Shit. Ok.



Ladies, he is worth a few hours of your time.

And for a limited time,I will allow him to give out free samples of the merchandise.

I didn't know you were watching. You did say I could give out samples though. Since you are here maybe you could give the girls a review of my services?

 

[Pimptress J]

There is no need for me to write up a lengthy review of you or your many talents.

Just post a pic of your hard cock. They'll all come running.....

 

[Betticus]

There is no need for me to write up a lengthy review of you or your many talents.

Just post a pic of your hard cock. They'll all come running.....

I've only showed my hard cock to one chick on Lit. She likes it, a lot.

 

[JCSTREET]

Thanks for defining squirter for us

Okay, that's a deal but I still need some fucking hot chick to sit on my face and pee.

Or, if a really hot chick happens to be a squirter... female ejaculation. I would let you sit on my face and eat you to orgasm if you will cum in my mouth. I want to try that too. Same deal, I am willing to trade for the most amazing sex of your life. I won't even charge you for it if you can come through for me or at least put forth good faith effort to cum in my mouth.

that's exactly why I came to LIT--to improve my vocabulary--maybe even be a big time writer some day

 

[Betticus]

Re: Thanks for defining squirter for us

that's exactly why I came to LIT--to improve my vocabulary--maybe even be a big time writer some day

Okay, I'm going to have to turn down being pee'd on by men.

 

[Betticus]

Let's go ladies, you can have a free sample of the Betticus here.

But only if you are hot.

 

[quietlyHot]

I'm not sure I feel comfortable peeing in your mouth. Would you take $150 to let me use your cock?

I promise I am absolutely hot.

Mia you are priceless. Thank you for making me laugh.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Mia you are priceless. Thank you for making me laugh.

Awww, thanks beautiful!


Alright, we still need someone to pee in his mouth. There has to be someone!

 

[Betticus]

It looks like I'm going to have to tie Mia down to a bed and play with her for a long time. Not letting her go to the bathroom then just suck it out of her.

 

[Pimptress J]

You come up here for the housewarming party, we'll try to find you a hot freaky female for the night.

But you can't use my bed.

If anybody's peeing in there, it's gonna be me.

 

[Betticus]

Okay, if you are a hot and freaky girl in or near Colorado Springs there is going to be a hell of a housewarming party at my buddy Dan's new house.

There will be three DJ's spinning all night, lots of booze and dancing and fun. If I am extremely lucky I might even get out of my class here early and get to zip up to the Springs to attend the festivities.

The music will be of the techno/trance variety. Drug users need not respond as that is not tolerated with this group of people.

If you fit the qualifications and want to go I can get you in touch with Dan as it is his house and all that.

Also, Dan is available ladies. If you want a good looking guy who is 25, has a good career, owns his own home and is into kinky sex then pm me. Please have a photo of yourself handy, a current one.

He won't last long and the offer expires once some other chick grabs him up.

 

[Pimptress J]

3 DJ's?

The list is supposed to be
YT
Lightning
Dj murray
Ghosty
Dan

But you never know if they all will actually show up.

Dan will be there, Dj and Mandie will be there, Ghosty is driving his sister to Berkley this week, so I'm not sure if he is going to be back in time. I am assuming that Lightning will be there, since he is bringing the infamous Bottoz.

Oh yeah, and btw ladies, Dan, Bottoz, and Ghosty are all very single, very successful guys. All of them are into freaky sex too.