Need cheering up

[ilovewriting]

Not in the best of mood after reading some stuff that upset me quite a bit.
Would anyone be so kind as to try to cheer me up? I could really use a smile right about now.

 

[District Line]

What are those things that you Ozzies really like 'Tim Tams' or something. Why don't you dive into a packet of those ? Or are things so worse that even they won't cure it.

 

[ilovewriting]

What are those things that you Ozzies really like 'Tim Tams' or something. Why don't you dive into a packet of those ? Or are things so worse that even they won't cure it.

May do the trick, however most likely wont.
Besides, i dont have any at the moment, it is 5 degrees outside, and there are gail force winds.
There is no way i am getting out of my confortable pjs and going out in that wind, not even for Tim Tams.

 

[woodgie2]

Look at any of Laurel's AVs and imagine how groovy cats REALLY are. Then go get an Eddie Izzard Video/DVD and listen to him go on about 'Drilling Cat'.

If you're not at least smiling after that lot (if not in gales of laughter) then come back and I'll try something else.

 

[District Line]

Oh yeah, I guess it's winter for you guys down there right now.

I didn't know that it got that cold though. Are you down south, state of Victoria way ?

Oh yeah and you can always imagine you guys smashing us Poms in cricket or something, you don't have to go out for that.

 

[GuyJD]

MAYBE THIS MIGHT HELP..............

A few days ago, I was working an assignment with a few guys with whom I work. Another coworker of ours, Angie, drove by us in the bus that she had just finished cleaning.

Angie asked me, "Guy, did you see Ed?"
I replied, "He was here earlier but I saw him leave. Did he know that you were looking for him? Because maybe he's hiding from you."
Angie: "Men don't run and hide from me."
Guy: "Who said anything about him being a man?"

 

[ilovewriting]

Oh yeah, I guess it's winter for you guys down there right now.

I didn't know that it got that cold though. Are you down south, state of Victoria way ?

Oh yeah and you can always imagine you guys smashing us Poms in cricket or something, you don't have to go out for that.

Wanna know how f*^$ing pathetic it is? IM IN QUEENSLAND!!! BRISBANE!!!! THE SUNSHINE STATE!!!

 

[GuyJD]

What a bummer!!! I guess you didn't like the joke.
Aw well, I tried.

 

[ilovewriting]

Sorry i didnt like your joke.

 

[GuyJD]

Sorry i didnt like your joke.

Sorry, I guess you had to be there.