Need advice about sister

[ILOVEMYSISTER]

How do i seduce my sister

Can any1 give me advice?

 

[quickfoot]

Search the forum for incest, sister, etc, basically the short version of the story is don't do it, you will more than likely mess up your relationship and family is everyone. Nothing wrong with a little fantasy but if you are thinking about trying to act it out think it out, you stand to lose a lot.

This post is probable trolling but I'm bored anyway.

 

[Dannyblake]

The Lit Board has fielded several of these types of questions over the last six months. Mostly, the replies have been rather negative. Soooooo, I've got an idea...


Bang the hell out of her, and then let us know how it was. Not only then, but I'd like periodic follow-ups, say, once a month.

I'd love to hear how this totally fucked up your family and your relationship with your sister.

 

[cyberski]

ummm...Nope, his 61 posts have all been incest related....


Go back to the playground ILOVEMYSISTER, find that incest thread that you were in before, that's your best bet in here where no one will humiliate you.

 

[fgarvb1]

Oh shit. Not again. I'm not going to do it. I am not going to do it.


I AM NOT GOING TO DO IT.

I AM NOT GOING TO DO IT.


I AM NOT GOING TO DO IT.

I AM NOT, REPEAT NOT GOING TO DO IT!



This time.

 

[cyberski]

Oh shit. Not again. I'm not going to do it. I am not going to do it.


I AM NOT GOING TO DO IT.

I AM NOT GOING TO DO IT.


I AM NOT GOING TO DO IT.

I AM NOT, REPEAT NOT GOING TO DO IT!



This time.

BWHAHAHAHA!.....Nice restraint fgarvb1

 

[fgarvb1]

BWHAHAHAHA!.....Nice restraint fgarvb1

Thanks, I'll get the next one for sure!

 

[sheath]

Oh shit. Not again. I'm not going to do it. I am not going to do it.


I AM NOT GOING TO DO IT.

I AM NOT GOING TO DO IT.


I AM NOT GOING TO DO IT.

I AM NOT, REPEAT NOT GOING TO DO IT!



This time.

*snicker*

Damn, you read my mind.

S.

 

[Mstrskey]

Groan...

why can't they at least get original...I mean move beyond the sister or mother aspect of it, why is it none of you want to know how to seduce the family goldfish, or gerbil? I mean at least make the read worth our while!

 

[Wulf7]

How do i seduce my sister

Can any1 give me advice?

Perhaps some liquor up front, poker in the rear?

 

[CelticFrog]

Re: Groan...

why can't they at least get original...I mean move beyond the sister or mother aspect of it, why is it none of you want to know how to seduce the family goldfish, or gerbil? I mean at least make the read worth our while!

Okay...

How do I seduce our Christmas Tree?

Hm.

How do I get laid by our screen door?

Or...

How can I get sex from the clock on my kitchen wall?


Ang

 

[cyberski]

Re: Groan...

why can't they at least get original...I mean move beyond the sister or mother aspect of it, why is it none of you want to know how to seduce the family goldfish, or gerbil? I mean at least make the read worth our while!

What are you? Some kind of sicko??

Get out of the forum NOW!!!


Fucking a fish......I never







hey wait, that tuna does smell kinda the same.....

 

[_Milky_Whites_]

How do i seduce my sister

Can any1 give me advice?

It isnt sexual advice you need. Its therapy. Good strong regular therapy. Really...try it. There you go.....get the phone book. Yellow pages....under "truly fucked up". Good boy.

 

[Sarah_C]

The night my husband left me, my brother turned up at my place with a bottle of bourbon.

We drank it (mostly I drank it) and when I was too pissed to move or speak, he fucked me.

12 months later, he killed himself, and I was glad.

 

[MMorJon]

OK this is getting way too wierd...im out of here

 

[cyberski]

The night my husband left me, my brother turned up at my place with a bottle of bourbon.

We drank it (mostly I drank it) and when I was too pissed to move or speak, he fucked me.

12 months later, he killed himself, and I was glad.

He raped you, and you should of killed him, the sick fuck.

I'm happy he's dead. I'll piss on his grave

 

[Sarah_C]

Yes, I know it was rape.

It's over now, and I came out of it with little to no trauma - just feeling disgusted with him and very, very angry.

And he was a sick fuck - he had scitzoprenia and paranoia.

It's best all around he's dead, though, I agree,

 

[Mskey]

Re: Re: Groan...

Okay...

How do I seduce our Christmas Tree?

Hm.

How do I get laid by our screen door?

Or...

How can I get sex from the clock on my kitchen wall?


Ang

Hmmmm...depending on how dry your christmas tree is you seduce it veeeerrryyyy carefully, unless you're into pain in which case you just give those needles the come hither stare and go for broke.

The screen door? Well that's a no brainer, take the hinges off, lay butt nekkid underneath and let gravity do the work. It's more a collapse ontop of you then a "Lay" but if you're into screen door sex ya can't be to picky!

The kitchen clock has me stumped unless ya got one of the Felix the Cat clocks with the long swishy tail...I think you see where I'm going with this one.

I know...I know...I need help!

 

[sheath]

Re: Re: Re: Groan...

Hmmmm...depending on how dry your christmas tree is you seduce it veeeerrryyyy carefully, unless you're into pain in which case you just give those needles the come hither stare and go for broke.

The screen door? Well that's a no brainer, take the hinges off, lay butt nekkid underneath and let gravity do the work. It's more a collapse ontop of you then a "Lay" but if you're into screen door sex ya can't be to picky!

The kitchen clock has me stumped unless ya got one of the Felix the Cat clocks with the long swishy tail...I think you see where I'm going with this one.

I know...I know...I need help!

Lord have mercy...

LOL That has to be one of the most interesting posts on here!

Why don't we start the 'unusually unusual sex' thread?

S.

 

[jpred75]

Re: Re: Groan...

Okay...

How do I seduce our Christmas Tree?

Hm.

How do I get laid by our screen door?

Or...

How can I get sex from the clock on my kitchen wall?


Ang

Hmm.. well I'm not sure about the first two, but I have an idea about the clock. I bet you have a good friend with one of those nice big Grandfather clocks, which is really close to her kitchen. I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard to get some action from

*lol*

- J

 

[ILOVEMYSISTER]

Hey every1 im back

So has any1 got any advice for me?

 

[bobsgirl]

I'm sure some of us would be happy to tell you where to go and what to do when you get there, but pretty sure that's not what you have in mind.

 

[bobsgirl]

*slaps own hand* Will I ever learn not to feed the trolls?

 

[Mskey]

Dontcha know that if ya feed 'em they keep coming back for more?

Hey Sheath...do we really wanna start that thread? As fun as some of the posts might be I'm skeered of some of the replies we might get!

 

[Sybarist]

Oh no, I can see it now.... millions of desperately lusty people ripping off their clothes and whipping out their screwdrivers to experience the blinding ecstacy of "screen door sex"..

That was really funny Mskey, I sure am glad I kept reading!!

Syb.