Need a witty Brit!

[SoCalOvid]

Hoping to find: A one-time editor, who can do a quick read of a story and correct me on any errors in the use of British (vs. American) English words and vernacular. My stories don't need much editing, although I'm always willing to correct any blatant unintended errors. The blatant, intended errors, I keep! LOL!

My stories tend to be humorous ('humourous' for candidate editors) regardless of the category. Take a look at "How I got My Chest Waxed — An Innocent Man's Leap into the Unknown." If you find that story completely without merit or humor, well, you won't like this one either. This story is intended to be in the 'dry' style usually associated with British writers.

I would greatly appreciate your help,

SoCalOvid

 

[rachlou]

Give me a link to the story you mentioned. If it's my cuppa tea, i'll take a look at your new one. Yes, i'm British.

 

[LadyCibelle]

Give me a link to the story you mentioned. If it's my cuppa tea, i'll take a look at your new one. Yes, i'm British.

And a damn good writer too. If Rach takes you on, you're damn lucky.

 

[rachlou]

And a damn good writer too. If Rach takes you on, you're damn lucky.

Aww Lady C! That's too sweet for words.

I don't claim to be an expert at grammar, but I can certainly change your sidewalks to pavements.

 

[iamoutofafrica]

Touche babe, english as the quen speaks it not as the yobs do xx

 

[iamoutofafrica]

sorry typo should read as the queen does

 

[SoCalOvid]

Thanks so much

Thanks to RachLou — this delightful lady indeed assisted me in my hour of need. Story should be done in a day or two!