Need a miracle...

[Kaiguy2025]

As I write this I realize that the chances of a REAL woman replying or sending me a DM based on her interest are slim. But I will put it out into the universe..

ME - 56, married male in sexless marriage. 5'11 and 185lbs. Wavy salt & pepper hair and brown eyes....Without sounding like a pompous d-bag I would like to think I'm the complete package with regards to looks, genuine kind, outgoing and thoughtful personality. Human connection is my life blood so I find myself talking to anyone to form connections and learn about and from others. Love my wife so not looking to meet anyone irl but I have an insatiable desire for sex and exploring kinks and so I find myself on Lit looking for women who may be attracted to my description and wanting some of the same.

YOU - An actual REAL and AUTHENTIC FEMALE 21+ who for whatever reason is looking for more, has strong sexual energy that builds over the course of getting to know someone and is open to having a virtual FWB relationship. Looks are secondary to mind and level of erotic and sensual energy. Also, looking for women who are willing to put in a equitable amount of effort...not just takers so they can get off on my long and descriptive messages.

THE TRUTH - I don't have the energy to bs anyone. I'm intelligent, fun, kind and fucking horny 24/7. If you make the effort I will reciprocate and then some. I have pics to share if I feel a genuine connection (or if I'm feeling horny enough at the time...feel free to ask but I would hope/expect for reciprocity.

So how long do people think this post will go with the big goose egg on replies from an interested woman or from an interested woman sending me a DM? I won't name any women that send me a DM but I'll let the thread know when and if I get a reply. If I bump it on a daily basis for a week my guess is that I might get lucky within 72 hours Realistic or wishful thinking?? Happy to hear what people think.

Life is too short so I figure why not put it out there into the universe.

To all Litsters...wishing you a safe and enjoyable (and sexually fulfilling) holiday season however you celebrate. Be kind and grateful

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Estimates vary, but at a ratio of between 30:1 & 300:1 you can see that they're in short supply. Still, I wish you luck in your search.

 

[Kaiguy2025]

No that is what I'm talking about!! Kindness with a taste of humor! Thank you @TheWorldBuilder and hope your day is as amazing as the universe is vast!

 

[Kaiguy2025]

BUMP....

on the first bump of Lit-mas my true love gave to me....a BJ on a cold day

 

[Kaiguy2025]

BUMP

 

[Abeona1]

52 days

 

[Kaiguy2025]

I guess 52 days is the answer for a woman to reply on this thread but thankfully there are some wonderful women who did reach out to me in DMs.

 

[Kaiguy2025]

Bump

 

[Kaiguy2025]

Bump

 

[AndrosD]

This is a great thread.. I wish you luck. I'm in the same boat as OP, but just a few years younger.

 

[Kaiguy2025]

Bump

 

[lifeis2short2b]

Your origional post stated " Chances are slim that a real woman would respond" You are absolutely right. Yet you still shamelessly bump.
Try a new approach you look desperate when you bump so often.

 

[Kaiguy2025]

Your origional post stated " Chances are slim that a real woman would respond" You are absolutely right. Yet you still shamelessly bump.
Try a new approach you look desperate when you bump so often.

Dude, I appreciate your concern and I'm doing just fine with my bumps...if it bothers you just ignore my bumps...its not that difficult to move on. And here's a news flash for you...women do reach out to me but they just do it privately. You do you and I'll do me. I have always been advised not to offer unsolicited advice...you might want to heed that advice. Have a nice day

 

[lifeis2short2b]

Dude, I appreciate your concern and I'm doing just fine with my bumps...if it bothers you just ignore my bumps...its not that difficult to move on. And here's a news flash for you...women do reach out to me but they just do it privately. You do you and I'll do me. I have always been advised not to offer unsolicited advice...you might want to heed that advice. Have a nice day

Doesnt sound like you appreciate my concern.
Unsolicited advice on a social platform. Thats almost as hilarious as your reply.
If your so busy with your private messages why do you need the bumps ?
.

 

[Kaiguy2025]

Doesnt sound like you appreciate my concern.
Unsolicited advice on a social platform. Thats almost as hilarious as your reply.
If your so busy with your private messages why do you need the bumps ?
.

I don't know you nor do i care for your opinion nor do I owe you any responses to your questions. Seems to me like a mature way to have approached your concern would have been to reach out to me in a private message, but for some reason, maybe perhaps you want others to see how you're addressing this situation that concerns you so much. Any time anyone puts something out there publicly, whether they admit it or not, there's some element of self-aggrandizement or some self-serving purpose. Otherwise, you would have just reached out to me one-on-one to offer your feedback. Why don't you move along and help the next person in desperate need of your assistance?

 

[lifeis2short2b]

I don't know you nor do i care for your opinion nor do I owe you any responses to your questions.
Yet you respond. Did I hit a nerve ?
Seems to me like a mature way to have approached your concern would have been to reach out to me in a private message
Just like you did ?
I am trying to help/call you out in my own way. This site is full of people who BS both guys and gals.
I respond for two reasons. One, Calling out the BS artists which there are many. Two, trying to wake up the good guys and have them save face. Which I think are many frustrated ones on here.
Am I being an ass today ? Probably. But this is the most action your thread has ever received. Let's just call it a miracle.