Need a chuckle?...Today's winning pathetic pm .. And it's still early!!!

[Luvitharder]

He-Cum yet today?

Me-Did you ever have manners?

He-Yes, I do have manners... I'm sorry if I offended you, that certainly wasn't my intention.

Me-You did.... And just because a woman is on lit does not mean she wants to fuck any dirty straggler that pops into her inbox. It is my suggestion that if you expect any kind of a response- talk to women as if you were standing in front of them. You must be very young. If you are not, then I'm at a loss for words...

He-I have a suggestion for you, don't offer advice when it isn't asked for.

 

[mikeroman336]

:: golf clap ::

 

[OxfordDon]

He-Cum yet today?

Me-Did you ever have manners?

He-Yes, I do have manners... I'm sorry if I offended you, that certainly wasn't my intention.

Me-You did.... And just because a woman is on lit does not mean she wants to fuck any dirty straggler that pops into her inbox. It is my suggestion that if you expect any kind of a response- talk to women as if you were standing in front of them. You must be very young. If you are not, then I'm at a loss for words...

He-I have a suggestion for you, don't offer advice when it isn't asked for.

made my day!!!

 

[mikeroman336]

He-I have a suggestion for you, don't offer advice when it isn't asked for.

Wait...isn't this technically advice? He calls it a suggestion, but that's just semantics.

 

[singledad68]

He-Cum yet today?

Me-Did you ever have manners?

He-Yes, I do have manners... I'm sorry if I offended you, that certainly wasn't my intention.

Me-You did.... And just because a woman is on lit does not mean she wants to fuck any dirty straggler that pops into her inbox. It is my suggestion that if you expect any kind of a response- talk to women as if you were standing in front of them. You must be very young. If you are not, then I'm at a loss for words...

He-I have a suggestion for you, don't offer advice when it isn't asked for.

WOW! just wow...... This is the reason I never pm anyone unless we have somehow connected on the boards first. Guys like this make me sick.

 

[Luvitharder]

I think I may post my fave each day just to amuse myself.... And before you haters comment on that- yes, I can think of other ways to be amused but they are not by mannerless individuals...

 

[mikeroman336]

I'm pretty sure there's an entire thread already dedicated to lame PMs....but if you feel you have enough fodder for your own thread, I'd read it.

 

[Luvitharder]

Thanks boys!!! Your responses are better than my post! Cheers

 

[Luvitharder]

I usually just delete... Ill start saving...lol

 

[geronimo_appleby]

He-Cum yet today?

Me-Did you ever have manners?

He-Yes, I do have manners... I'm sorry if I offended you, that certainly wasn't my intention.

Me-You did.... And just because a woman is on lit does not mean she wants to fuck any dirty straggler that pops into her inbox. It is my suggestion that if you expect any kind of a response- talk to women as if you were standing in front of them. You must be very young. If you are not, then I'm at a loss for words...

He-I have a suggestion for you, don't offer advice when it isn't asked for.

so, you don't wanna see me cum on cam?

 

[Luvitharder]

Maybe I have?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Maybe I have?

nah, you ain't. well, not me anyway, not my scene. but there are loads of offers in personals here on lit.

 

[eric60red]

He-Cum yet today?

Me-Did you ever have manners?

He-Yes, I do have manners... I'm sorry if I offended you, that certainly wasn't my intention.

Me-You did.... And just because a woman is on lit does not mean she wants to fuck any dirty straggler that pops into her inbox. It is my suggestion that if you expect any kind of a response- talk to women as if you were standing in front of them. You must be very young. If you are not, then I'm at a loss for words...

He-I have a suggestion for you, don't offer advice when it isn't asked for.

I love a woman who says what she means, and knows what she wants

 

[Luvitharder]

I do... And even when it's dirty... It's classy
And I MOST CERTAINLY know the man!

 

[cowslinger64]

Well....I guess I'll be more careful about what I say to you. I'd hate to end up Literoticas dumbass of the day thread.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Well....I guess I'll be more careful about what I say to you. I'd hate to end up Literoticas dumbass of the day thread.

Yes, you'd better!!!

I understand those types of PMs can be rude and offensive. Why can't a return response, if you choose to respond, be a simple....."I'm sorry, not interested." Or just simply click on the delete button? By responding all indignant, you're kind of stooping to their level. Just my opinion.

 

[cowslinger64]

Yes, you'd better!!!

I understand those types of PMs can be rude and offensive. Why can't a return response, if you choose to respond, be a simple....."I'm sorry, not interested." Or just simply click on the delete button? By responding all indignant, you're kind of stooping to their level. Just my opinion.

Sunshine girl.... the voice of reason and great boobies all rolled into one!!

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Sunshine girl.... the voice of reason and great boobies all rolled into one!!

Ha!!!!!

 

[Chaingun]

Fuck that. Reason, logic, being adult and all that...


I say we kill them.

 

[sexy_hottie_2003]

you know what's funny

i got the same kind of pm earlier saying the same thing. cum yet today?

ironic huh?

think we might have a serial pmer around.

 

[Luvitharder]

Some i respond politely...Some I delete.....some Piss me off.... and then I do stop to their level.
Cowslinger, I'd never be rude to you!!!

 

[Lord_Nibiru]

Am I the only one who loves the arrogance of the last message? Obviously he was acting like a horny tool, but worth the BS for I reckon

 

[kingfupa]

I hope I don't show up on this post, lol

 

[cowslinger64]

Am I the only one who loves the arrogance of the last message? Obviously he was acting like a horny tool, but worth the BS for I reckon

Nice assumption there, asshole. Fuck you and your tool comment.


The fact is I'm nothing like the idiots on here that haven't a clue how to really interact with a woman, or how to flirt or seduce. She knows that.

 

[Lord_Nibiru]

Nice assumption there, asshole. Fuck you and your tool comment.


The fact is I'm nothing like the idiots on here that haven't a clue how to really interact with a woman, or how to flirt or seduce. She knows that.

Yeah, course fella - nice one like.