Necrophilia Pride Slogans

[Sillyman]

Deader is Better!

Love is love, dead or alive!

There's more to sex than life

Crack open a cold one

 

[#1tankcomander]

Sillyman....

you been hanging around the mortuary way tooooo much...........

 

[patient1]

There is more to sex than life

 

[BeautifulBBW]

Saddened

Why the new AV? I wasn't done drooling over the other one...........

 

[juicygirl]

Want a stiffy? Go with a stiff!

 

[Laurel]

Better Dead In Bed

 

[Sillyman]

Re: Saddened

Why the new AV? I wasn't done drooling over the other one...........

I recieved a PM saying that my avatar detracted from my humor due to the recent child molestation scandal among the clergy. Any women who would like me to bring it back please write me an erotic PM and I will change it back with all celerity.

 

[amelia]

the other day my mother told me she thought she had narcolepsy (or however you spell that...the disease where you fall asleep unexpectedly) i got confused and thought she meant necrophilia..i was a little confused/grossed out for a few seconds until i realized what you she meant

 

[SpaceToast]

"Necropheliacs do it with no resistance."

"Dig up a date, every night of the week."

"Older men last longer, especially after rigor mortis sets in."

"Your hair is dead. Your nails are dead. Your epidermis is dead. Why not go the whole hog?"

"It's not cheating if they're dead."

"After fourty years of marriage, what's the difference?"

"It was a long haul, but anorexia finally made you sexy to somebody."

Finally-

"Fuck the dead. Mia Farrow's been doing it for 20 years."

I... should go lie down-

-M@

 

[naudiz]

I wanna see 'em in the mausoleum!

I wanna boff 'em when they're in the coffin!

We're gonna have some fun at the crematorium.

I'm going to go scrub my brain with a wire brush now.

 

[Sillyman]

She can't cheat on you now...

You can get the ring back...

 

[claude_moveml]

Now what about necropaedophilia?

 

[Sillyman]

Now what about necropaedophilia?

Because any pervesion besides children is funny to joke about. The minute a child equals the equation, it is instantly not funny and is simply the creation of a diseased mind that needs to be locked away, tortured and slowly killed, because even a joke that talks about children in the slightest sexual manner is too dangerous for anyone to handle under any situation.

This post is completely non-serious and should not be taken in any way other than as an attempt at humor.

 

[RastaPope]

Dead...and loving it.

 

[michaelmt1]

I Knew some one who was in to necropaedophilia Beastiality and dominance and he was tell me all about it i said>

"Your flogging a dead horse as far as i am concerned"

I hope that saying is popular outside of australia if not let me know

Mike

 

[juicygirl]

Deader is the mo better!

 

[teddybear4play]

I Knew some one who was in to necropaedophilia Beastiality and dominance and he was tell me all about it i said>

"Your flogging a dead horse as far as i am concerned"

I hope that saying is popular outside of australia if not let me know

It's usually "beating a dead horse" here in the States, Mike, but we get the idea.

TB4p