Neat n Naked (Closed for darkpsy1986) Take Two PM for Appt

[Ldy_Sea]

"Neat n Naked...where our girls suck better than hoovers. How can we help you?"

 

[darkpsy1986]

"Hi. I was in need of a temporary girlfriend for an official function. My boss is a real dog and tries to get with everyone's wives and such. I rather not have him touch my girl." John says as he tells the operator his problems. "But the guys at the office get special treatment afterwards so maybe I bring someone he might like and save my girlfriend the trouble."

 

[Ldy_Sea]

"I think my ex husband worked for that guy. He was a great lover..." she sighs in reminescence... "Anyway, I completely understand not wanting to share someone you love with another man." She tells him. Does your boss know what your girlfriend looks like? If he does we may not be able to fool him." She tells her caller.

 

[darkpsy1986]

"No this is the first time we been invited to this event. She would have to meet me at the dock cause it's after work on his boat. I can give you the address to give to her right?" He tells the lady. His stomach feels a little queasy as he talks. It's not like he's cheating. He loves his girlfriend and wants the best for both of them.

 

[Ldy_Sea]

"Of course sir, so what kind of girl would you like we have all races sizes shapes and hair colors. Let me know what you want, and remember if your boss sees your girlfriend at a later date and she looks very different, he'll know you tricked him. So maybe tell me what your girlfriend looks like and I'll try to find someons that looks like her."

 

[darkpsy1986]

"She's blonde, about 5' 7", she athletic and has an amazing smile. And her tits are enormous.
, possibly DDD, and natural. I could rest my head on them for months." He brags as he describes her to the operator.

 

[Ldy_Sea]

"I can work with that, I do have a seven woman that are close in size both height and chest. I guess matching her face isn't that important, with torpedos for tits, no guy will ever look at her face. What about age. My girls range in age from 57 to 22. How old is your girlfriend?"

 

[darkpsy1986]

"She is 25. But she looks mature for her age." John answers.

 

[Ldy_Sea]

"Okay so late 20's or early 30's. I have tow ladies that should do quite nicely. Let me send you their pictures..."

 

[darkpsy1986]

"Pick either of them for me I'm not worried aabout it." He tells her "Just make sure she at the dock by 4:00 on this date."

 

[Ldy_Sea]

"Are you sure..." she starts to ask as the call is disconnected.

"Alrighty then" she says to herself, and she pulls out her personal cell phone. On her work computer she places the photos in split screen, and opens a coin flipping app. "Right is head, best of 5." less than a minute later the appointment is booked with the girl on the left.
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3:45PM the day of the party.

"Neat n Naked...where our girls suck better than hoovers. How can we help you?"

"Hey it's me. I was on my way to the appointment but I have a bad taillight. Damn cop stopped me. I'm less than 10 minutes away, if I get done here fast snough, I'll make it."

"I'll let the client know."

Girl is on her way. Got caught in traffic. will be there in less than 10 minutes.

She signed the ticket and raced through traffic, pulling into the marina with 5 minutes to spare. It was obvious which boat the party was one. and it was at the far end of the dock. Tossing her Nissan Sentra keys to an employee she says "there's a $50 in it for you to park my car and don't run up my odometer. Leave the keys in the trunk, I have a second set"

and she takes of running as fast as she can in her 4" stilettos. She reaches the boat just as it cast off, so she jumps aboard startling several of the party guests.

Finding a quiet place she takes out her phone and dials a number.

"Neat n Naked...where our girls suck better than hoovers. How can we help you?

"Hey it's me again. I'm on the Yacht. Lots of people. I have no idea who the client is or who I should seduce."

"Okay hold on..."

Girl is onboard. Her name is Denice. She needs to know your name, where to find you, and who to seduce."

"IO sent the client a message, I'll text you his response."

"Thank you luv." and she puts the phone in her purse and takes a glass of champagne from a waiter as she looks around. She was hoping to find someone who was texting, but about a third of the guests had phones out taking pictures and sending messages.

 

[darkpsy1986]

John was mingling with his buddies when the text came in he read and sighed as she made it. "My work buddies call me tank and we are hanging at the back of the boat on the second deck. My bosses name is Paul. I will point him out to her when we meet." He texted back in confidence as he told his buddies his girl was here.

 

[Ldy_Sea]

Her phone chimes and she reads the message. Finishng the champagne, she heads to a group of guys, and says "Excuse me, I'm looking for Tank. Do any of you know where he is?"

One of the guys slips his arm around her, and says "Forget tank, baby let me show you a good time." as the other guys laugh.

Grabbing his thumb, she peels his arm off her body. "No thanks. Tank's my boyfriend, and one dick in my life is enough." smiling sweetly at him. The other guys laugh at her comment and one offers her a High Five.

"Girl, you're alright. With attitude like that you'll fit right in with this bunch." through his laughter.

Attracted by the laughter, an older distinguished looking gentleman in Bermuda shorts and a form fitting polo walks over "What's so funny gentleman, he says with a smile obviously checking out the only lady in the group.

"Bobby just tried to hit on Tank's girl here, and she told him 'no thanks one dick in my life is enough.'

"So your Tanks girl. I'm Paul, Tanks boss. It's very nice to meet you, very nice indeed. I hope to see more of you later."

The other guys chuckled at his comment, and Denice replies "I'm sure we will. Not like I can leave the boat until it docks again. But i really need to find tank. I was running late and had to jump aboard as the boat pulled out. He doesn't even know I'm here." she tells the group.

"So you're the one!" Paul says taking her arm and leading her away. "I heard that someone had jumped aboard at the last minute. I can tell my security team to stop looking for a stowaway." He opens teh door to the main saloon, and points across the room. "There's Tank" he says pointing at a man on the other side of the lounge."

"Thank you Paul." she says and walks across the room. toward teh man with his back to her. Tapping on his shoulder, she says, "Hi honey. I made it despite my car trouble."

 

[darkpsy1986]

John stood at the bar with his colleagues. They were all making lewd remarks about Paul's smoking hot wife and how they would entertain her tonight. John down plays the jokes trying to not get in any trouble.

"So where is your girl tank." One of his buddies asks as they sip on scotch.

"Not sure. She said she was running behind but she would be here." John responds as he looks around for her. "I hope she made it."

He then looked for the door. He caught a glimpse of what looked like his girlfriend Jessica walking in and asking questions. (shit they are good. Maybe with a little luck I could hire her again toe a little three way with her and Jessica.) He thinks to himself as he leaves the group. "I think she just got in let me go check." He tells them as he begins his walk to her. "Denice babe over here."

 

[Ldy_Sea]

"Hearing her name she, shrugs at the guy she thought was Tank and turns and heads toward the voice. Stopping short, she see's her real life boyfriend walking towards her. Not sure what to do, she looks for an exit, not willing to tell him about her job quite yet.

 

[darkpsy1986]

John watched as the girl scurried off. (hmmm must not been her.) He thought. Still trying to get over how similar she was to Jessica he went back to his co workers. A few minutes later he was tapped on his shoulder. "Huh. Oh hey Peter excellent party."

"Well at least you are having a good time. Where's your date. I ran into her 10 minutes ago, pointed her in your direction and everything. Was hoping we all could talk privately." Peter tells him as he refreshes his drink. "I thought she would be coiled around your arm fighting the other girls off you."

"Maybe she on the outer deck. I will go look." John says with a smirk on his face.

 

[Ldy_Sea]

"Okay girl calm down. Peter's here." she tells herself wondering why her boyfriend was at this party, and how she could find tank and fuck Paul with out imploding her relationship.

Seeing a guy she hadn't talked to yet, she went to him faking a limp. "Excuse me, do you know tank?" she asks him.

"Damn right I do" he says smiling at her. "Fucker took me for 5 bills in the office pool last week."

She laughs with him then says "Can you find him and tell him that Denice twisted her ankle and is sitting right over there," seh points to a fairly secluded part of the boat, "and ask him to come see me?"

"I guess I can. Do you need ice or something?" he asks

"No I just need to stop waling in these heels on a moving floor." As she takes off her shoes.

He winks at her and heads up to the lounge. Stopping at the bar he gets himself another gin and tonic. Then he walks over to Tank. "Dude there's a hot chick stripping her slothes off and asking men to come find you. She's down on the ass end of the boat by the bushes. I'd go get some if I were you."

 

[darkpsy1986]

(hmmmm this is how they do business.) He thinks to himself as he continue down to the first deck. He looks around for the blonde before catching a glimpse of her locks behind some shrubs. "Denice is that you? I called out to you but......" He says to her as he gets closer. He looks her over. It was eerie how similar she looked. From her hair to her chest to her legs. Even her mesmerizing eyes. A chill hit his spine as he tried to piece the puzzle. "Jessica?" He asks her as he stands a few feet away from her. " How did you know about the party?"

 

[Ldy_Sea]

"John....uhh hi. I was invited. I was told that wives and girlfriends were invited..." she said looking around hoping Tank wouldn't show up right now. "Why don't you want me here?" she asks defensively.

Paul walks over and puts his hand on Johns shoulder. "Tank my boy you never told me your girlfriend Denice was so lovely." Then hearing his name, he walked away from the couple.

"You're...you're Tank?" she says not believing her ears.

 

[darkpsy1986]

"Yea guys gave it to me after a team building exercise. Where did Denise come from?" He asks her. His tone was a mix of curiosity and anger. "Who really invited you?"

 

[Ldy_Sea]

"You did." she told him. "I work for neat and Naked. I have since college." She told him looking down at her feet. "I guess we have a lot to talk about." she says swallowing and trying not to cry.

 

[darkpsy1986]

John wanted to be angry with her but when she told him that he hired her it reminded him that he reached out to them. "I did that cause Paul going to work his way up your skirt. So I thought I hire someone to deal with him instead of you." He tells her as he sits next to her. "Do you enjoy workkng for them?"

 

[Ldy_Sea]

"Well you know how much I like being naked. she says smiling at him. I've loved to show off my body since before I had a body. Most of our clients only want a pretty girl to look at while she cleans up the house. The few who want more, well I stopped taking those after our third date, when I realized their might be a future with us." She takes his hand in hers and looks into his eyes, blinking her tears away.

"Well except for this one regular customer, but I didn't think you'd mind me being with a 25 year old redhead with tits even bigger than mine."

 

[darkpsy1986]

" Oh really now you will have to tell me some stories." He prys as they sit and talk. The conversation was cut short when Paul brought himself back to them.

"Well tank you and girl look a little bored. The misses and I were wonder if you wanted a taste from our private reserve." Paul inquired inviting the couple up to his private room.

"Well that's up to my girlfriend." John tells him as he holds her hand.

 

[Ldy_Sea]

Looking at him she says "it's up to Tank, but I'm game." as she standing up a bit nervous. It was one thing to do this with a client, it was another thing to do it with her boyfriend as herself.