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"Neat n Naked...where our girls suck better than hoovers. How can we help you?"
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"Hello... My name is Ark... I'm looking to hire a woman to help me out around the house... I've read some reviews online that they can do more then just clean up the place a bit... You see I've had a girlfriend for almost 2 years now.... I haven't had sex with her yet... Well because I don't know how... I've watched porn, but even I know that is fake..." I speak to the woman who answered the phone. I flip the card I got from someone at work over and the image of the clearly naked woman on the back, but covered up by cleaning supplies, was nice. Ark was a 30 some asian male, with buzz cut black hair and brown eyes. He held the card in one hand and his phone in the other. He wasn't tall and wasn't short, about 5"11' or so. He waited for the woman on the other end to reply and hoped his girlfriend didn't come home early for some reason.
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"Hello Ark nice to speak with you. So your a virgin who has a girlfriend and want to find someone to help take your cherry. I think I can help. tell me about your fantasy girl."
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"Y..Yes... I just want to make sure that when I have sex with her I'm not going to hurt her or mess up or anything..." Ark speaks, a bit unsure of it all. He pauses and thinks on the question.
"She doesn't have to be older then me, but not a great deal younger either... A MILF type woman you know?" He said, thinking that if the woman was more of a MILF his girlfriend would not question him as much about it.
"She doesn't have to be older then me, but not a great deal younger either... A MILF type woman you know?" He said, thinking that if the woman was more of a MILF his girlfriend would not question him as much about it.
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"I have the perfect person, at least I think she's perfect for you. Here's her details."
Brandi 43 5'7" 125lbs 34DD-25-36
http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/gh0AAOSwlV9WSOtM/s-l300.jpg
Brandi is a sex prfessional who truly enjoys her work, and had lectured at several colleges and has released several films of how she teachs inexperienced young people how to have sex. She is a favorite of our clients rated 9.8
Brandi 43 5'7" 125lbs 34DD-25-36
http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/gh0AAOSwlV9WSOtM/s-l300.jpg
Brandi is a sex prfessional who truly enjoys her work, and had lectured at several colleges and has released several films of how she teachs inexperienced young people how to have sex. She is a favorite of our clients rated 9.8
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Ark checked the phone for the image the PR woman sent his phone. He smiled and could not help get a bit hard looking at such a lovely woman. But he sighed.
"She seems wonderful and it is the type of thing I am looking for... But she's a blonde... I guess I should have said before my girlfriend is a blonde, and I told her I have a thing for blondes... I know I probably sound insecure and I'm sorry... But do you have any other options?" Ark asked, knowing he was asking a lot, but he was nervous as it is.
"She seems wonderful and it is the type of thing I am looking for... But she's a blonde... I guess I should have said before my girlfriend is a blonde, and I told her I have a thing for blondes... I know I probably sound insecure and I'm sorry... But do you have any other options?" Ark asked, knowing he was asking a lot, but he was nervous as it is.
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Let's see... some qualities but not blond...well here's one I think would meet your needs...
Ava 34 5'3" 105lbs 32F-24-35
https://66.media.tumblr.com/e1e2f63902f586b8ccaa91954c9d34d8/tumblr_nws9fzBRfg1tkgcyso1_500.jpg
Ava is also a sex professional who has worked with younger couples to help them pleasure each other. While not as experienced as Brandi, she is talented and willing. Rated 9.3
Ava 34 5'3" 105lbs 32F-24-35
https://66.media.tumblr.com/e1e2f63902f586b8ccaa91954c9d34d8/tumblr_nws9fzBRfg1tkgcyso1_500.jpg
Ava is also a sex professional who has worked with younger couples to help them pleasure each other. While not as experienced as Brandi, she is talented and willing. Rated 9.3
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Ark looked at the new photo sent to his phone and took a moment. She was beautiful but something didn't strike him as awe inspiring as the first photo. He sighed knowing he was being difficult and knew this was also probably a problem he would have to deal with as well. But for now he spoke and first he had to apologize to the woman on the other end of the phone.
"I'm sorry I'm being difficult here... She's beautiful, but something about her doesn't strike me as sexy.... I know I'm probably just being too pick and I'm sorry... How about a Redhead next, if you have one... And I will pick from those 3 you have sent photos of?" He said. Ark half expected the woman to hang up on him for being too picky. And so he waited to see what she had to say.
"I'm sorry I'm being difficult here... She's beautiful, but something about her doesn't strike me as sexy.... I know I'm probably just being too pick and I'm sorry... How about a Redhead next, if you have one... And I will pick from those 3 you have sent photos of?" He said. Ark half expected the woman to hang up on him for being too picky. And so he waited to see what she had to say.
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"Here is a redhead but she may not be old enough...
Faye 27 5'6" 110lbs 34C-28-36
http://img14.deviantart.net/3f87/i/2013/095/f/9/rachel_iii_by_hfmp-d5wugz1.jpg
Faye studied under Brandi to learn how to help inexperienced lovers please their partner. This started after Brandi helped her with her first time. Rated 8.7
Faye 27 5'6" 110lbs 34C-28-36
http://img14.deviantart.net/3f87/i/2013/095/f/9/rachel_iii_by_hfmp-d5wugz1.jpg
Faye studied under Brandi to learn how to help inexperienced lovers please their partner. This started after Brandi helped her with her first time. Rated 8.7
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Ark was silent for a moment as he looked at the pics and details of the 3 women. Brandi and Faye were both tied for who to pick. His brain was telling him a few things but he was not thinking with his brain at the moment. After a moment he spoke up.
"Um.. yeah sorry... Um do you happen to know much about Brandi and Faye? Like what they are like? I mean I've heard of Brandi before... I think she even lectured at the college I went to... But I didn't take that class or anything back then... Like is she more text book and those old sex ed videos? And what about Faye? Does she teach like Brandi does?" Ark asked. Ratings said a lot yes, but that did not help him with picking a woman based on a number rather then how she would work with him.
"Um.. yeah sorry... Um do you happen to know much about Brandi and Faye? Like what they are like? I mean I've heard of Brandi before... I think she even lectured at the college I went to... But I didn't take that class or anything back then... Like is she more text book and those old sex ed videos? And what about Faye? Does she teach like Brandi does?" Ark asked. Ratings said a lot yes, but that did not help him with picking a woman based on a number rather then how she would work with him.
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"Let me read you a comment from their last clients with a similar request to yours. That may help you decide.
"Brandi is very hands on with both the male and female. She spent hours teaching my man how to lick pussy, first hers then mine. Then she taught me how to maximize my mans pleasure by sicking his cock. Brandi is very loving and a lot of fun. She not only demonstrates the techniques, but she encourages hands on exploration of her body and your partners. We learned so much from her.
"Faye is a bit detached and clinical. She treated us like students in a classroom instead of paying customers wanting to learn. She was very knowledgeable, and we learned a lot, we both wish she had been a bit more relaxed and fun.
"Well hun, I know who I would pick." she said.
"Brandi is very hands on with both the male and female. She spent hours teaching my man how to lick pussy, first hers then mine. Then she taught me how to maximize my mans pleasure by sicking his cock. Brandi is very loving and a lot of fun. She not only demonstrates the techniques, but she encourages hands on exploration of her body and your partners. We learned so much from her.
"Faye is a bit detached and clinical. She treated us like students in a classroom instead of paying customers wanting to learn. She was very knowledgeable, and we learned a lot, we both wish she had been a bit more relaxed and fun.
"Well hun, I know who I would pick." she said.
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Ark nodded even though he knew the woman on the other end could not see him doing so. He took only a moment and then spoke up.
"Lets go with Brandi... She sounds the like what I am most looking for... Though I don't know if we will be including my girlfriend or not.... I guess if she thinks it's best...." He says, wondering if she would even be ok with that. He also felt a bit like he was cheating on her, but he also knew he wanted to make her happy, make her feel what he felt for her.
"So how much and how long do these things go on for?" Ark asked, as he got his credit card out and was getting ready to set it all up.
"Lets go with Brandi... She sounds the like what I am most looking for... Though I don't know if we will be including my girlfriend or not.... I guess if she thinks it's best...." He says, wondering if she would even be ok with that. He also felt a bit like he was cheating on her, but he also knew he wanted to make her happy, make her feel what he felt for her.
"So how much and how long do these things go on for?" Ark asked, as he got his credit card out and was getting ready to set it all up.
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"we don't have a time limit. The girls only schedule one person a day, and stay as long as they need to satisfy the client. The usual rate is $200 an hour but it can be less for longer sessions. You can pay me now, or you can pay Brandi when she's with you."
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"Ok sounds good.. I'll pay you, but will this show up on my bills as something I should be worried about?" Ark asked. He didn't want his girlfriend finding it in his bills or anything. He didn't keep anything from her, and doing this he felt a bit bad, but he wanted to show her the love she has shown him all these years.
"Also... Will someone else show up or does Brandi clean as well?" He asked, wanting to know if if asked why he hired someone to clean if he would have to hire someone else to make sure the place looked spotless.
"Also... Will someone else show up or does Brandi clean as well?" He asked, wanting to know if if asked why he hired someone to clean if he would have to hire someone else to make sure the place looked spotless.
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"Our girls definitely clean. We have some clients who only want a naked woman to clean their house. The charge on your statement will be Maids on Call, nothing untoward. Is there anything else sir?" she asked politely.
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"No.. I think that is it." Ark said. And then he set up payments for Neat n Naked to show up the fallowing week. He knew his girlfriend would be busy most of next week and so things were set up.
The small apartment he shaved with his girlfriend was a 2 bedroom with a small living room and kitchen. Kept neat, it had a modern feel to it, sleek white and grays and had a almost futuristic look about it. Over all the place was kept some what clean, but a good cleaning wouldn't hurt.
The small apartment he shaved with his girlfriend was a 2 bedroom with a small living room and kitchen. Kept neat, it had a modern feel to it, sleek white and grays and had a almost futuristic look about it. Over all the place was kept some what clean, but a good cleaning wouldn't hurt.
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At the appointed day, Brandi headed over to her new client. She had chuckled when she had heard teh recording of his call. It was a secret that the service recorded all calls. It was only to ensure that the lady (or gentleman) going to a clients heard in the clients own words what he wanted. The recording was always deleted once the lady heard it.
Driving through town in her convertible, she wondered what this day would bring. She hoped to have the client and his girlfriend, she loved threesomes, but if not a hard dick to herself was always nice.
Pulling up at the address she was a few minutes early. Sitting in her car for a bit, she didn't want to show up early and get the client in trouble, like several girls had done over the last few months. How hard is it, if the client says 10am don't arrive at 9:45. That line was her favorite in the most recent email from the owner read.
Her watch beeped to let her know it was time. Finishing her coffee she tossed the paper cup in the trash bag in her car and got out.
Her feet were in bright red high heels, with straps running up her calves. Her legs were bare, and she was wearing a sleeveless red form fitting sheath dress. climbing up the steps to the front door, she pressed the buzzer for the clients apartment.
Driving through town in her convertible, she wondered what this day would bring. She hoped to have the client and his girlfriend, she loved threesomes, but if not a hard dick to herself was always nice.
Pulling up at the address she was a few minutes early. Sitting in her car for a bit, she didn't want to show up early and get the client in trouble, like several girls had done over the last few months. How hard is it, if the client says 10am don't arrive at 9:45. That line was her favorite in the most recent email from the owner read.
Her watch beeped to let her know it was time. Finishing her coffee she tossed the paper cup in the trash bag in her car and got out.
Her feet were in bright red high heels, with straps running up her calves. Her legs were bare, and she was wearing a sleeveless red form fitting sheath dress. climbing up the steps to the front door, she pressed the buzzer for the clients apartment.
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"Hello, Ah yes, 7th floor, Apartment G3." Ark said. He buzzed her into the building. He went about picking up a few things as she was more a guest then a cleaning lady, but he had run this by his girlfriend before hand so she knew he had hired a cleaning lady.
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Taking the elevator to the 7th floor, Brandi was grateful it wans't a walk up and that the elevator worked. In these old buildings sometimes it didn't.
Walking down teh hall her heels making that sound that drives me crazy she stopped in front of the door and knocked.
Walking down teh hall her heels making that sound that drives me crazy she stopped in front of the door and knocked.
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Ark heard the knock at the door not long after he buzzed the woman from Neat n Naked into the building. He was dressed in a over sized T-shirt and some what baggy shorts. He had not been up all that long as his own work had kept him up the night before. The apartment building was old, but most of the upper floors had been renovated and the building was much more modern looking on the inside. He kept his black hair buzz cut as it meant he didn't have to fuss with it much and he didn't have to worry about hair care for the most part. That didn't mean he didn't wash it though. He walked over to the door and opened it to greet Brandi. Though when he opened the door he could not help but stare for a moment. Seeing the small photo on the phone did not do the woman in front of him justice.
"Um... H..Hello, You must be Brandi, I'm ark... Please come in.." He said and opened the door fully and step aside to welcome the woman in. The apartment had a open floor plan and so the living room and kitchen were in some ways the same room. It worked out well in the small apartment though, There were three doors her right when she walked in, one being the bathroom and the two bedrooms, the bathroom door being open for her to see in and the two bedroom doors closed at the moment.
"Um... H..Hello, You must be Brandi, I'm ark... Please come in.." He said and opened the door fully and step aside to welcome the woman in. The apartment had a open floor plan and so the living room and kitchen were in some ways the same room. It worked out well in the small apartment though, There were three doors her right when she walked in, one being the bathroom and the two bedrooms, the bathroom door being open for her to see in and the two bedroom doors closed at the moment.
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"Ark that's a unique name," Brandi said smiling at him offering her hand. "Of course you know I'm Brandi."
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"Y..Yes... Welcome Brandi.. It's nice to meet you face to face... As you can see your cleaning work will not be very hard... As for the other work... Um.. I will leave that to you as to where we start... " Ark said. He welcomed the woman in and closed the door behind her.
"As for my name, yes it's a bit strange I guess..." He thought about it for a moment, the only other person to make that same comment was his girlfriend at times.
"But where would you like to start? Also the lady on the phone didn't say anything about how long will this be today?" Ark asked.
"As for my name, yes it's a bit strange I guess..." He thought about it for a moment, the only other person to make that same comment was his girlfriend at times.
"But where would you like to start? Also the lady on the phone didn't say anything about how long will this be today?" Ark asked.
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She smiles at him. "Relax Ark, I'm a person just like you." She pats him on the shoulder. "SO you keep this place this clean by yourself or is there a woman in the picture" she asks, looking around.
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"No, I have a girlfriend it will be 2 years since I moved in with her next month..." Ark looks towards the door farthest from the front door as he speaks. Then turns back to Brandi.
"I know this is kinda cheating and all... But I know I am not her first, and the way she talks about sex... I love her very much and I don't want to screw this up..." Ark says. He knew there was no point beating around the bush. He had hired her to teach him after all.
"I know this is kinda cheating and all... But I know I am not her first, and the way she talks about sex... I love her very much and I don't want to screw this up..." Ark says. He knew there was no point beating around the bush. He had hired her to teach him after all.
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"Hun, I was only asking because most guys don't keep their home so neat. I was curious if she would be joining us or not. What you tell her or don't tell her is between you and your conscience. Now is there a place I can get ready for work, or do you want to watch as I...change?"
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