navels!

navels?

  • i have an innie and like outies

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • i have an outie and like innies

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • i have an outie and have no preference

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    42

silverwhisper

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which do you have? and do you have a preference for what others have if you're going to be intimate with them?

ed
 
I have my own. Which one do you have? Don't you think you should give it back by now? Wouldn't it hurt a little bit to loan your navel to someone?
 
I have an innie, and I only care if his other outie is in good working order.
 
I have an innie, don't really have a preference with others.
 
I've voted...and I can't wait to see what the Master of Quip, Quoll, will have to say about this one....

mwy...can I borrow your hankie please? Tears of laughter are dampening my navel fluff!
 
australwind said:
I've voted...and I can't wait to see what the Master of Quip, Quoll, will have to say about this one....

mwy...can I borrow your hankie please? Tears of laughter are dampening my navel fluff!
Of course. Glad you got a good laugh.
 
midwestyankee said:
Of course. Glad you got a good laugh.


Thank you, kind sir!

*dabs at corners of eyes...then notices the slightly stiffened nature of the fabric*


EEEEEWWWWWWW!

What have you been doing with this hankie???? :eek:
 
australwind said:
Thank you, kind sir!

*dabs at corners of eyes...then notices the slightly stiffened nature of the fabric*


EEEEEWWWWWWW!

What have you been doing with this hankie???? :eek:
Well, I did just finish reading your latest story. :rose:
 
ROFLMAO



I guess that is about as good a review as I can hope for!

Thank you :kiss:
 
australwind said:
ROFLMAO



I guess that is about as good a review as I can hope for!

Thank you :kiss:
Since I don't do reviews frequently, are you saying that my best reviews come in spurts? ;)
 
It could be said that your responses or reviews are intermittent, even erratic, certainly ejaculatory in this case.


How generous that you chose my small tale as your stimuli! :rose:
 
My bestfriend loves innie belly buttons. She has absolutely zero qualms with sticking her finger in peoples belly buttons as well. (Although, she calls them "tummy buttons," which is totally adorable.)
 
After having two children, you can store a hell of a lot of lint in mine. :p

Now if you're talkin' navel oranges, you have my attention.
 
I have an innie, and anyone who touches it is in deep shit! It's sensitive, and not in a good way. When I became an outie during my pregnancies, I couldn't even stand to have my clothes touching it. :eek:
 
I'm a mandarin man myself.

Well it appears that innies are in and outies are out on the outer. I wonder what's in it for the innies?, there must be something in it for innies to be so in.
Why has the poor old outie been left out? Is there some inner turmoil that's stopping the outie from coming out? Are there hoards of outies in, that need to come out? Should these in outies be forcibly outed?
Is it it possible for an innie to have an inner outie, perhaps it's time to get in touch with your inner outie all you innies.

Although on reflection, if we were to have an outpouring of inner outies coming out from being in, would we then have to suffer intolerable outrage at an insane outpouring of navel size threads. "Is my outie big enough?"

Silver, have you ever thought of doing a poll on how many times the navy has studied this particular subject within it's ranks.


*cringe* Yes that's right it would be a Naval navel poll poll.

News just at hand.
 
I knew you couldn't resist this one....and you haven't disappointed in the least!

Should we present them with Dr Karl's groundbreaking research on navel fluff as well???



:kiss:
 
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