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I have found that I use the same words over and over for genitalia and sexual acts. I thought I would start this thread to learn some new terms and spice up everyone's compositions.

Let's start with words you use for vaginas.
 
I have found that I use the same words over and over for genitalia and sexual acts. I thought I would start this thread to learn some new terms and spice up everyone's compositions.

Let's start with words you use for vaginas.

I do the same thing.

Let's see . . . Pussy, cunt, hole, sometimes twat if it works. And then for parts of the vag: vulva sometimes, labia, lips, clit/clitoris but usually just clit, sometimes "bud" for clit but I feel like it can be too . . . silly.
 
Vagina
see Genitalia (Female), Labia, Clitoris

Many of these terms are derogatory, often deriving from male fear and/or ignorance.

ace, alley, alpha and omega, altar of love, anchory thatch, apple,
artichoke, article, Aunt Annie, axe wound, bacon sandwich,

Artichoke: a poetic metaphor for vagina, referring to that plant's leaves,
and the sensuous pleasure of peeling and eating the flesh beneath them.

bag, bag of tricks, bank, barge, bazoo, bearded leisure centre,
beaver, beefbox, beehive, berk (Berkshire hunt), best, best part,
bit, bite, black box, black hole, black joke, black ring, blind
alley, blind entrance, blind eye, blurt, boat, bob and hit, booty,
bottomless pit, box, bull's eye, bumshop, bun, butcher's window,
buttonhole, cake, camel toes, can, canyon, carnal trap,
case, cat, cat with its throat cut, cave, cellar, central cut, Charlie,
chasm, chimney, chopped liver, chuff, circle, clabby, cladge,
cleft, clodge, cock, cock-alley, cock-holder, coffee shop, coinslot,
cono, cooch, cookie, coot, cooze, coozle, crack, cranny, crease,

Cooch: 20th-century American term; derived from hootchykootchy,
a playful erotic dance.

Cunt: highly vulgar term, still in use, from the Middle English count(e),
which derived from the Germanic Kunton.

crevice, cunnicle, cunny, cunt, cylinder, damp, dark meat, dead
end street, den, dicky do, diddle, Diddly pout, ditch, divine scar,
dormouse, down there, drain, everlasting wound, fadge, fan,

Eastern (Indian/Tibetan) terms for the vagina are often
gentle and poetic: enchanted garden, full moon, great jewel, lotus blossom,
moist cave, pearl, ripe peach, valley of joy.

fanny, fanoir, fig, fillet o' fish, finger pie, fireplace, fish, fish city,
fish mitten, fishpond, flange, flesh wallet, fleshy part, fluff, flytrap,
fork, fornicator's hall, front bum, front door, front garden,
fuckhole, fud, fur, fur chalice, furburger, furrow, furry hoop,
furry letterbox, furry mongoose, futy, futz, fuzzburger, fuzzy
cup, G (goodies), G-spot, gap, gape, garden, garden of Eden,

Gasp and grunt, grumble and grunt, sharp and blunt: rhyme with cunt.

gash, gasp and grunt, gee, gib teenuck, ginch, gloryhole, golden
doughnut, greasebox, gristle mutt, groceries, groin, grotto,
growl (er), grumble and grunt, grunt, gulf, gully, gulfyhole, gutted
hamster, gutter, gym/gymnasium, hair pie, hairy pipi, hairy
wheel, hairy whizzer, hanging basket, harbour of hope, hatch,
heaven, hee, hefty clefty, hell, ho cake, hole, hole of holes,
Holiday Inn, home sweet home, honeypot, hoop, horse collar,
hot meat, hot pussy, hotel, house under the hill, housewife,

House under the hill: refers to the abode found below the hill, or mons pubis.

Irish fortune, it, Jack and Danny, jam, jam donut, jambag, jampot,
janey, jellybag, jellybox, jellyroll, Jenny, jewel, jing-jang, Joe Hunt,
joxy, joy trail, kebab wallet, kennel, kettle, kipper trench, Idtchen,
kitty, kittycat, knish, knocker pie, ladder, ling, little Mary, little sister,
lock, lodge, lover's lane, lucky bag, lunch box, Maggie's pie,
magpie's nest, manhole, mantrap, map of Tazzy/Tasmania, masterpiece,
maw, meat, Mickey Mouse, middle-cut, minge, mink,

Mickey Mouse: the Disney Corporation is likely displeased with
this 20th-century American usage for vagina.

money box, monkey, moot, mouse, mouse's ear, muffin, mutton,
nappy dugout, nasty, nasty gash, nest, nether end, nether
mouth, niche, nodder, nooker, nooky, notch, nursery, old thing,
Olympic pool, open C, open charms, oracle, orgasm chasm,

Open C: historically, vulgar slang words were often referred to by their
first letters only - in this case, C for cunt.

orifice, oven, P, P-maker, padlock, pancake, papaya, passage,
passion pit, peehole, PEEP, penocha, pie, pink, pink care,

PEEP: Perfectly elegant eating pussy.

pink eye, pink palace in the Black Forest, pipe, pit, pit hole, pit
mouth, pit of darkness, placket, pocket, poes, poke hole, pole
hole, pond, poodong, poon, poontang, pooz, poozle, portal of
Venus, pouter, power "U", premises, prime cut, puddin, pulpit,
pulse, punani, purse, puss, pussy, pussycat, quic, quiff, quim,

Puss: originally an English affectionate term for a woman, but pussy came
to have a more sexual (genital) meaning by the mid-ijth-century.

Quiff: may be derived from the Italian cuffia (coif) referring
first to hair, then possibly pubic hair.

quim nuts, quiver, rag box, rattlesnake, receiving set, red lane,
ring, rocket socket, rose, rosebud, rubyfruit, rufus, rump, safe,
saltcellar, salmon sandwich, scat, second hole from the back of
the neck,

See You Next Tuesday: first letters suggest spelling of cunt

see you next Tuesday, sex, sharp and blunt, skin chimney, slice
of life, slit, slot, sluice, smoo, snag, snapper, snapping puss,
snapping turtle, snatch, snippet, south pole, southerner,
spadger, split, split apricot, split beaver, squack, stank, stench,
stink, stinkpot, sugar basin, tail, target, Texas snapping turtle,
that there, till, toolbox, toot toot, treasury, trench, trim, trout,
tube, tuna, twat, twim, twot, vacuum, vag, velvet underground,
Twat: vulgar English term from the ljth century, origin unknown.
Venus' glove, vertical smile, vicious circle, Virginia, wallet,
where the monkey sleeps, where uncle doodle goes, white meat,
woo-woo, wound, Y (the), yoni, you know where, yum yum

Wound, slash, and slit: rather nasty, male-invented modern terms for vagina.

Yoni: a sacred sanskrit term suggesting the great womb of creation.

From The Bald-Headed Hermit & The Artichoke: An Erotic Thesarus
 
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Well! That about covers everything. You didn't care to leave room for others to participate, did you? :rolleyes:
 
Actually, I created one you didn't cover. I described our sex as 'Ol' No. 6 high-balling up the center track.'
 
Actually, I created one you didn't cover. I described our sex as 'Ol' No. 6 high-balling up the center track.'

I can think of a couple others omitted from the thesaurus: core, and center. And how about "expressway to ecstasy" or "highway to happiness" or "path to pleasure"?? Or "road to ruin..."??
 
From The Bald-Headed Hermit & The Artichoke: An Erotic Thesarus

My favorites from this awesome list are anchory thatch (so fancy!) and divine scar.

Also, furry mongoose? Lol :D He jammed his bald-headed hermit into her moist furry mongoose.

Thank you for sharing this!
 
Vagina
see Genitalia (Female), Labia, Clitoris

Many of these terms are derogatory, often deriving from male fear and/or ignorance.

ace ... Yoni: a sacred sanskrit term suggesting the great womb of creation.

From The Bald-Headed Hermit & The Artichoke: An Erotic Thesarus

You seem to have omitted cock pocket and serpent socket, both of which I managed to slip into an otherwise 'gentle' story. :)
 
Interesting. A two-year-old thread brought back from the dead.

I noticed the conspicuous lack of the term "sugar walls." Doesn't anybody listen to Prince anymore?
 
Interesting. A two-year-old thread brought back from the dead.

I noticed the conspicuous lack of the term "sugar walls." Doesn't anybody listen to Prince anymore?

I don't think that they do. Besides, most people attribute Sugar Walls to Sheena Easton, even though Prince wrote it.

I was thinking of adding "Highway 61". Then a great sex song would be "Highway 61 Revisited". The Johnny Winter version, of course!
 
Here's another one I used:

My girlfriend talking to me, "I saw you ridin’ him, his cock disappearin’ up your vee-gee."
 
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