Naughty SMS

[Svenskaflicka]

Sharing a few funny, naughty SMS's I've received from my friend M...

"There are 5 phases in a normal orgasm:

1. The asthmathic: Ah, Ah, Aaaaah!
2. The geographic: There! There!
3. The religious: Oh, God!!!
4. The suicidal: I'm dying!
5. The homicidal: If you stop now, I swear I'll KILL you!!!
   [/list=1]"
   
   "What's the greatest sign of self-discipline there is?
   To be able to count the number of hair on her pussy with the tip of your tongue without getting a hard-on."
   
   Do you know any more? Share! Share!

 

[Guest]

Pardon me, Svenska, but what is SMS?

solely, P.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Svenskaflicka,

SMS ???

I can think of a few meanings but I am trying to clean up my act.

Pussy comes with hair?

 

[Guest]

Pussy comes with hair?

You are a deprived man (no typo there).

Purrdita

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Now my day is complete thanks Perdi.

 

[Guest]

No problemo, Phil.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Sharing a few funny, naughty SMS's I've received from my friend M...

"There are 5 phases in a normal orgasm:

1. The asthmathic: Ah, Ah, Aaaaah!
2. The geographic: There! There!
3. The religious: Oh, God!!!
4. The suicidal: I'm dying!
5. The homicidal: If you stop now, I swear I'll KILL you!!!
   [/list=1]"
   
   "What's the greatest sign of self-discipline there is?
   To be able to count the number of hair on her pussy with the tip of your tongue without getting a hard-on."
   
   Do you know any more? Share! Share!

1. 
   
   If that's the sign of self discipline then I am so disciplined I am untouchable!
   
   
   
   -Colly

 

[minsue]

Re: Re: Naughty SMS

If that's the sign of self discipline then I am so disciplined I am untouchable!



-Colly

Darn!


http://www.emotipad.com/liteemoticons/wink.gif

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Re: Re: Naughty SMS

If that's the sign of self discipline then I am so disciplined I am untouchable!



-Colly

Colleen is cheating! I'm tellin' because you don't get a hard on that is cheating.


Thinking who would want to be untouchable when it comes to sex?

 

[Guest]

SMS stands for Short Messaging Service (I think! Or, it could be System). Anyways, it's also called Text Messaging - what you do on your mobiles, or cellphones.

Lou

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Lou's been to Sweden.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Re: Re: Re: Naughty SMS

Colleen is cheating! I'm tellin' because you don't get a hard on that is cheating.


Thinking who would want to be untouchable when it comes to sex?

I am not cheating! I just hapen to have this particular challenge licked

-Colly