Naughty Naughty Texts written in Roman Urdu

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Hi Friends in This Thread I'm going to Share some Hi Class adult jokes, written in ‎اردو‎(Urdu). Hope you would enjoy. . .
Members from Pakistan and India are Welcomed to join.

 

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لوڑے ﻟﮓ ﮔﺌﮯ

لوڑے ﻟﮓ ﮔﺌﮯ


ﺍﻧﺪﮬﯿﺮﯼ ﺭﺍﺕ ﺗﮭﯽ ﺳﺠﻨﺎﮞ ﮐﯽ ﺑﺎﺭﺍﺕ ﺗﮭﯽ ﺍﯾﺴﮯ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﯾﮏ ﻋﯿﺎﺵ ﺷﺮﺍﺑﯽ ﺳﻤﻨﺪﺭ ﮐﻨﺎﺭﮮ ﭨﮩﻞ ﺭﮨﺎ ﮨﻮﺗﺎ ﮨﮯ ﮐﮧ ﺍﺳﮯ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺑﻮﺗﻞ ﻧﻈﺮ ﺁﺗﯽ ﮨﮯ ﻭﮦ ﯾﮧ ﺳﻮﭺ ﮐﺮ ﮐﮧ ﺍﺱ ﻣﯿﮟ ﮐﭽﮫ ﺷﺮﺍﺏ ﺑﭽﯽ ﮨﻮﺋﯽ ﮨﻮ ﮔﯽ ﺗﻮ ﭘﯽ ﻟﻮﮞ ﮔﺎ ﻭﮦ ﺑﻮﺗﻞ ﺍﭨﮭﺎ ﮐﺮ ﮐﮭﻮﻟﺘﺎ ﮨﮯ ﺗﻮ ﺍﺱ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺳﮯ ﺟﻦ ﺑﺮﺁﻣﺪ ﮨﻮﺗﺎ ﮨﮯ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻗﮩﻘﮩﮧ ﻟﮕﺎ ﮐﺮ ﭘﻮﭼﮭﺘﺎ ﮨﮯ

ﮐﯿﺎ ﺣﮑﻢ ﮨﮯ ﻣﯿﺮﮮ ﺁﻗﺎ!۔

ﻭﮦ ﺷﺮﺍﺑﯽ ﺣﯿﺮﺍﻥ ﮨﻮ ﮐﺮ ﭘﻮﭼﮭﺘﺎ ﮨﮯ ﮐﯿﺎ ﺗﻢ ﺟﻦ ﮨﻮ؟ ﺍﮔﺮ ﺗﻢ ﺟﻦ ﮨﻮ ﺗﻮ ﭘﮭﺮ ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﺧﻮﺍﮨﺶ ﭘﻮﺭﯼ ﮐﺮﻭ۔ ﺟﻦ ﮐﺎﻓﯽ ﻋﺮﺻﮧ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺑﻮﺗﻞ ﺳﮯ ﺁﺯﺍﺩ ﮨﻮﺍ ﮨﻮﺗﺎ ﮨﮯ ﺍﺱ ﮐﺎ ﻟﻨﮉ ﻭﯾﺴﮯ ﮨﯽ ﭘﮭﮍﮎ ﺭﮨﺎ ﮨﻮﺗﺎ ﮨﮯ ﺍﺳﮯ ﺍﭘﻨﯽ ﺟﻨﯽ ﺳﮯ ﻣﻠﻨﮯ ﮐﯽ ﺟﻠﺪﯼ ﮨﻮﺗﯽ ﮨﮯ۔ ﻭﮦ ﮐﮩﺘﺎ ﮨﮯ ﺁﻗﺎ ﻣﯿﺮﮮ ﭘﺎﺱ ﺍﺗﻨﺎ ﻓﺎﻟﺘﻮ ﭨﺎﺋﻢ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﮨﮯ ﮐﮧ ﺗﻤﮩﺎﺭﯼ ﻓﺎﻟﺘﻮ ﺧﻮﺍﮨﺸﯿﮟ ﺳﻨﺘﺎ ﺭﮨﻮﮞ ﯾﮧ ﻟﻮ ﻣﺮﻏﯽ ﮐﮯ ﺗﯿﻦ ﺍﻧﮉﮮ ﺗﻤﮩﯿﮟ ﺟﺐ ﺑﮭﯽ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﺧﻮﺍﮨﺶ ﮨﻮ ﺗﻮ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺍﻧﮉﺍ ﭘﮭﻮﮌﻧﺎ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺍﭘﻨﺎ ﻣﺪﻋﺎ ﺑﯿﺎﻥ ﮐﺮﻧﺎ ﭘﻮﺭﺍ ﮐﺮ ﺩﯾﺎ ﺟﺎﺋﮯ ﮔﺎ۔ ﯾﮧ ﮐﮩﮧ ﮐﺮ ﺟﻦ ﻏﺎﺋﺐ ﮨﻮ ﺟﺎﺗﺎ ﮨﮯ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻭﮦ ﺷﺮﺍﺑﯽ ﺗﯿﻨﻮﮞ ﺍﻧﮉﮮ ﮨﺎﺗﮫ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻟﮯ ﮐﺮ ﭼﻞ ﺩﯾﺘﺎ ﮨﮯ۔ ﺍﺏ ﺁﮔﮯ ﺳﻨﯿﮯ۔ ﺍﺱ ﺷﺮﺍﺑﯽ ﮐﺎ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺗﮑﯿﮧ ﮐﻼﻡ ﮨﻮﺗﺎ ﮨﮯ۔ لوڑے ﻟﮓ ﮔﺌﮯ ﺍﺑﮭﯽ ﻭﮦ ﺗﮭﻮﮌﯼ ﺩﻭﺭ ﮨﯽ ﮔﯿﺎ ﮨﻮﺗﺎ ﮨﮯ ﮐﮧ ﺍﺳﮯ ﭨﮭﻮﮐﺮ ﻟﮕﺘﯽ ﮨﮯ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺍﺱ ﮐﮯ ﮨﺎﺗﮫ ﺳﮯ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺍﻧﮉﺍ ﭼﮭﻮﭦ ﮐﺮ ﺯﻣﯿﻦ ﭘﺮ ﮔﺮ ﮐﺮ ﭨﻮﭦ ﺟﺎﺗﺎ ﮨﮯ ﺷﺮﺍﺑﯽ ﻧﮯ ﺟﻮ ﯾﮧ ﻧﻘﺼﺎﻥ ﺩﯾﮑﮭﺎ ﺗﻮ ﺑﮯ ﺍﺧﺘﯿﺎﺭ ﺍﺱ ﮐﮯ ﻣﻨﮧ ﺳﮯ ﻧﮑﻼ"ﻟوڑے ﻟﮓ ﮔﺌﮯ"۔ ﺍﺑﮭﯽ ﺍﺱ ﻧﮯ ﯾﮧ ﺟﻤﻠﮧ ﺍﺩﺍ ﮨﯽ ﮐﯿﺎ ﺗﮭﺎ ﮐﮧ ﺍﺱ ﮐﮯ ﺳﺎﺭﮮ ﺟﺴﻢ ﭘﺮ ﺟﺎ ﺑﮧ ﺟﺎ ﻟوڑے ﻟﮓ ﺟﺎﺗﮯ ﮨﯿﮟ ﺗﻮ ﻭﮦ ﺑﮍﺍ ﭘﺮﯾﺸﺎﻥ ﮨﻮﺗﺎ ﮨﮯ ﮐﮩﺘﺎ ﻟﻮ ﺍﺱ ﻃﺮﺡ ﺗﻮ ﻣﯿﮟ ﮐﺴﯽ ﮐﻮ ﻣﻨﮧ ﺩﮐﮭﺎﻧﮯ ﮐﮯ ﻗﺎﺑﻞ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺭﮨﺎ ﮐﯿﺎ ﮐﺮﻭﮞ؟ ﺍﭼﺎﻧﮏ ﺍﺱ ﮐﮯ ﺫﮨﻦ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﯾﮏ ﭼﻮﺩﻭ ﻗﺴﻢ ﮐﺎ ﺁﺋﯿﮉﯾﺎ ﺁﺗﺎ ﮨﮯ۔ ﻭﮦ ﻓﻮﺭﺍً ﺩﻭﺳﺮﺍ ﺍﻧﮉﺍ ﭘﮭﻮﮌ ﺩﯾﺘﺎ ﮨﮯ ﺍﻭﺭ ﮐﮩﺘﺎ ﮨﮯ ﻟوڑے ﮨﭧ ﮔﺌﮯ۔ ﺍﺏ ﺳﺎﺭﮮ ﻟوڑے ﮨﭧ ﺟﺎﺗﮯ ﮨﯿﮟ ﻟﯿﮑﻦ ﺍﯾﮏ ﻧﺌﯽ ﻣﺼﯿﺒﺖ ﺟﻨﻢ ﻟﮯ ﻟﯿﺘﯽ ﮨﮯ۔ ﺳﺎﺭﮮ ﺍﯾﮑﺴﭩﺮﺍ ﻟﻮﮌﻭﮞ ﮐﮯ ﺳﺎﺗﮫ ﺳﺎﺗﮫ ﺍﺱ ﮐﺎ ﺍﭘﻨﺎ ﭘﺮﺳﻨﻞ ﻟﻮﮌﺍ ﺑﮭﯽ ﻏﺎﺋﺐ ﮨﻮ ﺟﺎﺗﺎ ﮨﮯ۔ ﺍﺏ ﺗﻮ ﻭﮦ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺯﯾﺎﺩﮦ ﭘﺮﯾﺸﺎﻥ ﮨﻮﺗﺎ ﮨﮯ۔ ﮐﮧ ﯾﮧ ﺗﻮ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺯﯾﺎﺩﮦ ﺑﮯ ﺷﺮﻣﯽ ﮐﯽ ﺑﺎﺕ ﮨﮯ ﮐﮧ ﻣﺮﺩ ﮨﮯ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺑﻨﺎﺀ ﻟﻮﮌﮮ ﮐﺎ۔ ﺁﺧﺮ ﮐﻮ ﻭﮦ ﺗﯿﺴﺮﺍ ﺍﻧﮉﺍ ﺑﮭﯽ ﭘﮭﻮﮌ ﺩﯾﺘﺎ ﮨﮯ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺁﺳﻤﺎﻥ ﮐﯽ ﻃﺮﻑ ﻧﮕﺎﮦ ﺍﭨﮭﺎ ﮐﺮ ﮐﮩﺘﺎ ﮨﮯ۔ "ﺍﺑﮯ ﺳﺎﻟﮯ ﺟﺎﺗﮯ ﺟﺎﺗﮯ ﻣﯿﺮﺍ ﺍﭘﻨﺎ ﻟﻮﮌﺍ ﺗﻮ ﺩﯾﺘﺎ ﺟﺎ!۔ "

 

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Beauty Parlour

Girlfriend: Main Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon...
Boyfrnd: Arey!!

Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya...??

 

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Its Show Time

What's the difference between a curtain and a
panty?

Simple: When U pull a curtain, it means that the
Show is over. But pulling down a panty meant IT iS
SHOW TIME

 

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All is well!

Jab life ho out of control,

lorre ko kar k gol,

lorre ko kr k gol,

tatte utha k bol,

Allllllll Izzzz Welllllll....

tatte kya jane lorre ka kya hoga,
arey phudi milegi ya k gand mein frayi hoga..

lund ghuma,
tatte utha,
tatte utha k bol..

Chutiya
Allllll Izz Wellll..
Arey
Gandu
Alllll Izz WEell

 

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Missing Friends

Oye Bachi Ka Msg Dekh Kay Mobile Ki Chumiyan Lene Waley Khassi.

Gaand Se Sariye Seedhay Karne Waley Engineer.

Lund Pe Sona Yuriya Daal Kay Bara Karne Waley Lorooo

Google Pey Mardana Taqat Kay Tariqay Dhondne Waley Hejray.

Raat Ko GF Ka Naam Le Le Kay Muthain Marne Walay Muthal,

Lulli ko Lora samkj Kay Khushi Se Chlangen Marney Waley Gandu,

Khuwab Me Bchi Chod Ke Subah Ehtlam k bad khush Honay Wale Chutiye,

Kaisa hai yaar, Teri bari yaad a rahi hai​