Naughty in someone else's house?

[spaceche]

Hi beautiful people of lit.

I would love to hear about the time you, alone or with a significant other, got naughty in someone's else house, with all the glorious details:

- whose house was it?
- what did you do?
- was it improvised?

Bonus points if you tried on the host's lingerie or used his/her toys; discovered his/her stash of porn; broke a table; got busted; scandalized the neighbours; etc.

Looking forward to hearing your stories!

Spaceche

 

[Leigh81]

Nothing overly exciting
Stayed over at friends houses or cottages & had sex.
We know a couple who has had sex & a bath in a model home ensuite. Waaaay to risky for me

L

 

[EnglishChap6687]

Much along the same lines - sex in guest room of friends' houses but nothing outrageous.

 

[Dreamer110]

First time sex for wife\girlfriend on parents couch about two in the morning. Many times inside and out after that. House watching my brothers and couldn't resist. Neighbors while they were away. Ah the good old days.

 

[Zynder]

Does having sex in a church count?

 

[The_Ghost_Man]

Next door neighbours place

He was away and my parents were looking after it for him. I was home from Uni for Christmas with my girlfriend. We fucked in his back yard one night so my folks wouldn't hear us.

Christmas eve my gf and I went over to his place to wrap the presents that my folks had stashed there. One thing led to another and she was on her hands and knees with me plowing her from behind. My dad knocked on the frosted glass front door, and I told him he'd have to come back later, because I was wrapping his present.

 

[ncheelsmilf]

Does masturbating while babysitting count? Or housesitting?

 

[basic_desires]

Does masturbating while babysitting count? Or housesitting?

Is that what you are doing right now? Hope the kids are asleep...

 

[ncheelsmilf]

Is that what you are doing right now? Hope the kids are asleep...

No not now! Years ago when I was (ahem) much younger.

 

[basic_desires]

No not now! Years ago when I was (ahem) much younger.

Are you saying you are too old to masturbate now?...

 

[ncheelsmilf]

Are you saying you are too old to masturbate now?...

No silly! Just that I did that in others' houses when I was younger. When I was a baby sitter and when I was a house sitter. I used every room in that place lol

 

[basic_desires]

No silly! Just that I did that in others' houses when I was younger. When I was a baby sitter and when I was a house sitter. I used every room in that place lol

I like that idea. Its exciting. Leaving your mark so to speak...

 

[BaconBot]

We were housesitting for a friend of the ex. They set up the air mattress before they left, so they knew what was up.

 

[boo56]

My girlfriend's flat before we lived together. She used to leave me alone there some mornings. Sometimes I would sit on her couch, pleasure myself and take pictures. I probably still have some of those around. It was much more exciting than doing the same thing at home.

Yes, I would say it was improvised, but no, I do not qualify for bonus points.

 

[SexyBiGirl89]

I'm dealing with some personal private issues, and I can't move into my new place for about a week and a half - and one of my good friends from school is letting me stay with her until I can move into my new place. Anyways, I'm a very sexual person who needs my time and space, and the other day I had to bring one of my dildos into the shower with me and I had to fuck myself hard, as my friend turns me on without realizing that she does. And then I wore a butt plug all day - and after she went to bed, I had to get myself off - hopefully quietly but she really doesn't know how much she turns me on, and she won't ever know because she's as straight as they come with no urges to go bi. We've talked about our sexuality, which is why I know. She knows about how I'm Bi, she just doesn't know how much I want her. But it'll never come up between us as I love her too much as a friend to risk ruining that.

 

[xxxdpxxx]

This was a long time ago, I was 18.

Stayed at a friends, a few of us did, just drinking, watching movies, that kinda thing. I was dressed in fake school girl uniform, pleated skirt, shirt, tie , long socks, can't remmeber why, think we may have gone to a fancy dress thing earlier in the evening and got bored and gone back to this friends place to hang . Anyway everyone fell asleep and I was bored so went and turned on their PCs

They had a webcam, this was when webcams were Pretty new out, I was bored went on yahoo chat, somehow found my self in front of the cam being watched by Bout 40 men.

I was fairly innocent still then, they asked me to show them my tits, my pussy, which I slowly agreed they made me touch myself and all sorts, and they were all discussing all the things they wNted to do to me. Never ever felt so hot, and when I told my bf that night it started a whole new game

 

[kingkoll]

that is fucking hot!

 

[EnglishChap6687]

This was a long time ago, I was 18.

Stayed at a friends, a few of us did, just drinking, watching movies, that kinda thing. I was dressed in fake school girl uniform, pleated skirt, shirt, tie , long socks, can't remmeber why, think we may have gone to a fancy dress thing earlier in the evening and got bored and gone back to this friends place to hang . Anyway everyone fell asleep and I was bored so went and turned on their PCs

They had a webcam, this was when webcams were Pretty new out, I was bored went on yahoo chat, somehow found my self in front of the cam being watched by Bout 40 men.

I was fairly innocent still then, they asked me to show them my tits, my pussy, which I slowly agreed they made me touch myself and all sorts, and they were all discussing all the things they wNted to do to me. Never ever felt so hot, and when I told my bf that night it started a whole new game

That's fantastic! Thank you so much for sharing

 

[vidiman]

Rented an air b'n'b the other week.

2 of us spent the entire day enjoying their space, bedroom, shower, seat in the front room with a great view of 2 mirrors . kitchen and kitchen table - all got some use.

Gave the place a rave review I did

Imagine the neighbours heard a few squeals as well.

 

[suckonsimon]

A story that comes to mind:

We got married as penniless students and needed places to stay through the summer vacation before a college flat became available to us in September. We house-sat for friends for two weeks while they were on their hols. The room they gave us had a severely squeaky bed. Well, my woman's brother came to stay a couple of nights too. Heck. We knew he was gonna hear whatever we did so we made no attempt to go gently those two nights. He made no comment - at the time.

Couple of months later I'm out for a drink with him and his other three brothers. He decides to give them all a blow by blow account of how their sis is being seen to by her new husband. First off I was so embarrassed! But as he went on and as they lapped it up I had this massive sense of pride that these good guys were thrilled that their sis had a man who would take her to the heights. Wow that drink with those guys was a one off in my experience!

 

[Boredthickvoyeur]

Home on leave

I was home on leave with a girlfriend. My sis asked me to watch my neice so she and her boyfriend could go out. Apparently she didn't understand the sex drive of a 19 year old Marine, hehehe. As soon as my neice was out cold, I busted out the beers. My girlfriend eventually had to smoke her dope, so I told her to go to the bathroom with it and turn on the vent. After hanging outside the bathroom door for about 10 mins, she opened it up and I, in extremem drunken horniness, attacked her. I pinned her against the wall and started kissing her hard as my hands were all over her body. Grabbing and squeezing, pulling clothes and undoing zippers. She got the point quickly and yanked off my shirt, digging into my chest and moaning as I found her sweet spot. She started to go down but I stopped her, grabbed her ass with both my hands and picked her up, then dropped her on the counter. I was hungry from several months of no action, I was going first. She moaned loud as hell as I went down on her and she soaked my face real quick. I licked and sucked for what seemed like forever before I finally let her down and bent her over. It got real wild from there. Luckily my niece was a heavy sleeper. And my sis never knew, hehehe.

 

[suckonsimon]

... And my sis never knew, hehehe.

Hey welcome to posting BTV! and a grand name you've chosen. Keep your stories coming eh!
Simon

 

[Boredthickvoyeur]

Of course! I've been looking for a place like this ever since "Aphrodisiac chat" went to crap.
I could talk about the month I was on Guard duty. I had to patrol a large complex every hour. I would walk all the way around, to the backside where no other guards were. Then either go between the artillery canons or the hummers that were there, and imagine banging one of the fine women of our uniformed services, usually a navy girl I'd seen at sickbay, and bust a nut right there. The fellas always asked why did I always volunteer for the patrol, I always answered "I liked to walk, or rather, "hump", in military jargin, lol.

 

[Lisalit13]

Mmm I've definitely brought my toys along while house sitting for people.....it's fun getting nsughty In someone else's house hehe

 

[suckonsimon]

I've remembered another one:

While my woman was mid-way pregnant we stayed three or four days with an older couple in their static caravan. They were kind enough given my wife's condition to let us have the bedroom at one end and they bedded down in the living area the other end.

Well, as some of you know ... there are times when a woman with child gets desperate for more of that cock and more of that spunk that knocked her up, so, what can a man do but oblige, eh?

Thing is, we discovered that action on this bed right at the end of this long caravan caused the thing to rock - well, sort of 'bounce' gently. First off we thought it was just the bed but then we realized it was the whole damn caravan and our lovely hosts at the other end too like on a kind of see-saw!

Perhaps they were asleep by then. Perhaps it was them as well as us causing the motion! Whatever, nothing was said and if they knew they would have been happy for us as they loved us to bits - bless them, both long since passed.