Naughty in Dekalb Illinois

[Billiebov]

I'm looking for an attractive, intelligent, open minded female with an above average sex drive in the Dekalb Illinois area, near Rockford/Chicago, for love or just plain sex. I'm very outgoing when I need to be, but I prefer cuddling and discussion as opposed to dancing or drinking, but I can do both like a champion when the need arises. I'm a 25 year old caucasian male. My friends decribe me as intelligent, funny, attractive, and a good listener. I have very little sexual experience as most women tend to put me in the friend category; my friends also say I'm not enough of an "asshole" when it comes to women. I can be quite discreet if need be--I've already had one quasi-affair with a married woman. I'm open minded when it comes to age, but I believe I wouldn't have enough in common with anyone over forty or under 21 to sustain any type of emotional connection. If any ladies are interested please communicate to what type of relationship you might be interested in, I'd hate to fall in love with someone I can't have yet again .

 

[Billiebov]

am i being too picky or demanding? if anyone could help point out something i might have done wrong in my personal ad i'd appreciate it.

 

[OralHousewife]

ahhh dekalb!
i visited there once, NIU. good times!

 

[pleaz_me]

am i being too picky or demanding? if anyone could help point out something i might have done wrong in my personal ad i'd appreciate it.

You haven't done anything wrong. Summer is a slow time at Lit. It is just starting to pick back up. There are a few ladies in your area, but not a whole lot that actually post. Be patient and bump your post occasionally to keep it on the front page. Also, it helps to become active in other threads. Find something that interests you and jump on in!


PM me in the meantime because I'm in that area quite a bit

 

[Billiebov]

i did actually post in the masturbation question thread, how do you do it as opposed to are you doing it now. if i could i would do it all the time, but frankly i got rather tired of cleaning up the mess and it really messes up your social skills watching porn all day and jerking off. you start wondering why the pizza girl slaps you in the face when you try to eat her out as a tip. ok i didn't really try that, but only because almost every delivery driver around here is a guy; otherwise....

 

[Billiebov]

ahhh dekalb!
i visited there once, NIU. good times!

yep, i graduated from NIU over a year ago; i've been working out here ever since. why did you visit dekalb, Oral?

 

[OralHousewife]

yep, i graduated from NIU over a year ago; i've been working out here ever since. why did you visit dekalb, Oral?

delta chi party

 

[Billiebov]

the delta chi's have been ousted from the greek membership nowadays, i'm not exactly sure what happened. as far as i know it's only the niu branch though; probably some strange infraction or other that wouldn't make sense to me if i cared to find out. the unofficial house was nice to me the last time i happened to visit last winter though. go figure.

 

[Billiebov]

bump so it can be found

 

[pleaz_me]

bump so it can be found

*Grinds back*

 

[Billiebov]

i believe i might have you a little worked up. i can't imagine why ::evil grin::

 

[pleaz_me]

i believe i might have you a little worked up. i can't imagine why ::evil grin::

No idea


Any more you care to share?

 

[Billiebov]

No idea


Any more you care to share?

perhaps, but i believe the expression is tit for tat. so perhaps it is your turn.

 

[pleaz_me]

perhaps, but i believe the expression is tit for tat. so perhaps it is your turn.

Hahaha... niiiiiiiiiice try... but my av is the most I have ever posted here and don't see it changing anytime soon

 

[Billiebov]

Hahaha... niiiiiiiiiice try... but my av is the most I have ever posted here and don't see it changing anytime soon

av? avatar?

 

[Billiebov]

i was trying to figure what av stood for.

 

[pleaz_me]

i was trying to figure what av stood for.

Yes, avatar... sorry... I was ummm... *cough*... pre-occupied

 

[Billiebov]

Yes, avatar... sorry... I was ummm... *cough*... pre-occupied

you weren't overly pre-occupied by my picture i hope.

perhaps i could post one more.

 

[pleaz_me]

you weren't overly pre-occupied by my picture i hope.

perhaps i could post one more.

Mmmmm.... look as though 'tis uncut also

 

[Billiebov]

Mmmmm.... look as though 'tis uncut also

yep, i've thought about getting circumsized, but i'm just not really up for the pain. besides my head is so sensitive i might just die from sensory overload if it were exposed all the time.

 

[pleaz_me]

Thinking I've become *pre-occupied* again

something along the lines of handcuffs, ice, strapon dildo, and a teddy bear.


not even when i have you handcuffed, with the strapon on the teddy bear, and i've shoved the ice inside some place you'ld prefer to keep warm. and i use the teddy bear to warm that place back up.

 

[Billiebov]

Thinking I've become *pre-occupied* again

were you following my conversations; naughty, naughty...i might have to spank you for that one.

 

[pleaz_me]

were you following my conversations; naughty, naughty...i might have to spank you for that one.

Long story behind the starter of that thread

*Perks* Spank?


Gots ta run... cruise night's getting ready to start!

 

[Billiebov]

Long story behind the starter of that thread

*Perks* Spank?


Gots ta run... cruise night's getting ready to start!

have a good one, oh here's my other head; see if you like that as much as the other

 

[Billiebov]

another dirty picture