Naughty Fun

[carsonshepherd]

Self-indulgent? You KNOW you are! Post your guilty pleasures here.

My guilty pleasures (well, some of them):
Erotica, smut, porn, call it what you will, but I love it all. The trashier the better.
Beer. Other liquor is bad for me, but I can handle beer. I think.
Masturbation... and whaddaya know? No hairy palms yet.
Fried things, anything with lots of cheese on it, or anything smothered in gravy.
Dungeons & Dragons (blush)

Things I don't like that are good for me:
Exercise.
Sensible advice.
Family values.
Moderation.
The "classics" of literature (porn is more fun!)

 

[minsue]

Mmmmm Cheese

I could live on bread, cheese, & coffee. Hell, I almost do.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Dungeons & Dragons (blush)

I *knew* there was some secret, hidden reason that I adored you! Carson, you charming thing, you.

My indulgences:

Roleplaying games (I'm too much of a tragic geek to stop at just AD&D)
Chocolate ice cream of the exceedingly evil variety - preferably Ben and Jerry's Phish Food
Writing trashy stories
Eating at expensive restaurants
Watching cartoons - Simpsons, Futurama, King of the Hill, South Park


There are probably things that I don't like that are good for me. I am not very familiar with them.

Shanglan

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Porn porn porn and more porn-I got bored with the written variety and had to start manufacturing my own; thank God I found Lit.

Cheese, if it weren't for cheese I might be skinny. Oh well, fuck skinny. I don't want to lose my boobs anyway.

Beer, oh beer, I love you.

Reality shows on public television, like Colonial House and Frontier House. To hell with Survivor, see how you like being put in stocks for swearing.

Flirting, I just can't help myself.

Trashy romance novels and vampire novels.

Spongebob Squarepants-love that little yellow guy.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I like porn, reading it, watching it and writing it. The smuttier the better

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Reality shows on public television, like Colonial House and Frontier House. To hell with Survivor, see how you like being put in stocks for swearing.

Stocks! ~gush~

 

[English Lady]

writing and reading porn *grins*

eating chocolate....lots of yummy chocolate....

baking then eating cakes

Watching ER , Buffy the vampire slayer, Angel, Star trek...all them kinda things on telly..

 

[cloudy]

I love cartoons. My favorite is the Road Runner, but any decent cartoon will do: Spongebob (I adore Patrick), the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, and there's a new one, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (Coco's a hoot).

Cheese and crackers. 'Nuf said.

Chocolate-chip cookie dough pop-tarts.

My car: neither practical nor economical, but oh, well. You only live once, right?

Monty Python's Flying Circus and, of course, the movies. No one around me likes them or watches them besides me and my 15-year-old son, but at least he'll watch them with me.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Cheese, if it weren't for cheese I might be skinny. Oh well, fuck skinny. I don't want to lose my boobs anyway.

Scarlett's boobs, oh how I love you... (and not just yer boobs either, I really love you for your mind. Promise.)

 

[CharleyH]

I don't have any *guilty* pleasures.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Chocolate
Coffee
Lingerie, I used to spend obscene amounts on undies.
Porn of course, both reading & writing


A hot bath, preferably with some smelly goods.

-Colly

 

[Svenskaflicka]

chocolate
Manga
Simpsons
gay male porn
quizzes
buns, cakes, pastries...



Not necessarily in that order.

 

[matriarch]

This place.
IT gadgets.
All the food I shouldn't eat, but adore.

 

[fogbank]

Scotch
Cheese
Sushi
New clothes
Masturbation
Simpsons
Six Feet Under
Hockey (watching, not playing)
Woodworking
Gardening

(I guess those last two are more wholesome than guilty, but oh well.)

 

[Guest]

Dirty, filthy, delicious sex.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Scarlett's boobs, oh how I love you... (and not just yer boobs either, I really love you for your mind. Promise.)

Did I mention I love gay porn? Oh, and Carson's saucy sailor boy AV.

and chocolate shakes from White Castle

I just got this gay coffee table book(no, not about gay coffee tables!) called Bel Ami. It's full of scantily clad young European men prancing around. Some of them are dressed like Boy Scouts, wooohooo! They're all of age, I assure you.

 

[Edward Teach]

Dirty, filthy, delicious sex.

What the hot twat said.


Eddie The Addict

 

[Guest]

What the hot twat said.


Eddie The Addict

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[carsonshepherd]

The Surreal Life. Man that show is bizarre (surreal, even.) Flava Flav and Brigitte Nielsen in a hot love thing? Who woulda even believed it? Some of those washed up celebs really look like hell, too.

I *knew* there was some secret, hidden reason that I adored you! Carson, you charming thing, you.

My secret's out. Pure geek on the inside. (Um... was it ever a secret? I need to know...)

 

[OhMissScarlett]

The Surreal Life. Man that show is bizarre (surreal, even.) Flava Flav and Brigitte Nielsen in a hot love thing? Who woulda even believed it? Some of those washed up celebs really look like hell, too.



My secret's out. Pure geek on the inside. (Um... was it ever a secret? I need to know...)

Yes, it was a secret. All those years of thinking you were cool...Gonna have to have your pedestal lowered.

 

[BlackSnake]

Sex in my office. My office in next to my boss' office

 

[lilith1979]

Did I mention I love gay porn?

You're not the only one. I watch free gay porn online a lot. I like lesbo porn too.

I also love my pyrex dildoes.

Originally posted by BlackSnake
Sex in my office. My office in next to my boss' office

Sounds like fun to me.

 

[BlackShanglan]

To hell with Survivor, see how you like being put in stocks for swearing.

1) Where, precisely, does one go in order to receive such treatment?

2) In rough by-the-hour terms, what might one be required to pay?

I'll start saving now

Originally posted by CarsonShepherd
My secret's out. Pure geek on the inside. (Um... was it ever a secret? I need to know...)

Well, admittedly, recent confessions about your taste in periodical literature did make me wonder. But don't worry. I still think you much less of a geek than I am

Shanglan