Naughty before church...

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Any one else here feeling naughty before going to church this morning?
I love to bump my hard cock against the back of the pew when kneeling at churuch, lusting after some hot woman in hose.
So fucking dirty, probably going to Hell.
 
He's gonna be REALLY naughty. I read this thread and laughed out loud. I will never ever be critical of someone for being religious. But to mention being naughty in the same friggin sentence as the word church? ?? please. Why waste your time going to church? You gonna sit there and be all pious and holier than thou AFTER you have jerked off to porn while your wife is sleeping? Give me a break.

What better place to ask for forgiveness? Thank goodness church is every week else we'd be a full day in confession.
 
He's gonna be REALLY naughty. I read this thread and laughed out loud. I will never ever be critical of someone for being religious. But to mention being naughty in the same friggin sentence as the word church? ?? please. Why waste your time going to church? You gonna sit there and be all pious and holier than thou AFTER you have jerked off to porn while your wife is sleeping? Give me a break.

Male perspective.

There is just something - naughty, delicious, thrilling - even more so in church - looking at all the ladies. All dressed up (usually), attempting to look pious, pure, chaste.

Then about half way through the service that rutting beast in the back of the male mind starts to imagine what if...
 
---...---..-----..... the aliens know what i'm sayin' and stop laughing.
 
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He's gonna be REALLY naughty. I read this thread and laughed out loud. I will never ever be critical of someone for being religious. But to mention being naughty in the same friggin sentence as the word church? ?? please. Why waste your time going to church? You gonna sit there and be all pious and holier than thou AFTER you have jerked off to porn while your wife is sleeping? Give me a break.

Who said anything about being pious or holier than thou?

What people fail to realize it that just because you truly believe in Jesus Christ it does not mean that you still aren't as HUMAN as anyone else...
 
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Glad

Who said anything about being pious or holier than thou?

What people faith to realize it that just because you truly believe in Jesus Christ it does not mean that you still aren't as HUMAN as anyone else...

I'm really glad you posted this.
I was thinking the same thing as I had sex with my wife this morning.

Funny how we're all different, but the same all at the same time.

Tom from Florida as well.
 
same, not about being pious, about being horny and that not stopping just because you are in church
 
same, not about being pious, about being horny and that not stopping just because you are in church

Mmmm....sounds interesting!
Maybe I'm going to the wrong Church!

Please expand on this, tinydreamer.

(Or PM me if you'd rather)
 
thank God

Just my opinion but if I am gonna tell everyone what a devout christian I am, I wouldn't do it
1. On a sex site
2. Trolling for a playmate while letting it be known I am married.
But hey, that's me.

I was dragged along for a few years. Somehow we stopped going, but I never surfed at Lit before going.
 
Just made me spit my drink on my monitor:D

See .....that's just NOT fair. For a guy it's ok but let a girl not swallow and we catch all kinds of grief. Double standards just make my ass raw. Swallow it big boy NO spitting. It can't taste that bad......
 
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