naughty anagrams

[nice guy]

welcum!

this is a thread for the creatively inclined. if you like crosswords or word-puzzles you will like this thread. its a word-games thread with an erotic twist.

you are invited to create puzzling anagrams of erotic phrases and post them here, see how fast others can crack them.

currently the title of expert is held by minx, with naked hunny as the close runner up.

good luck!

nice guy





[Edited by nice guy on 09-11-2000 at 12:13 PM]

 

[nice guy]

Miss Pussy Pilot

can also be written as "Moist Pussy Lips"

Here's a simpler one. Rewrite "Marcy's Height" as an erotic phrase of two words. ****** *****

 

[Gil]

Creamy thigh's?

 

[nice guy]

yes good show, heres a new one

Good show Gil,

"creamy thighs" is correct (you can ignore the apostrophe)

Here's a new one, slightly more difficult but certainly more enjoyable (change only the last 3 words).

"Having horny teachers leads to end geek wories"

 

[minx]

weekend orgies?

 

[nice guy]

Yes Minx, having horny teachers leads to weekend orgies

That is correct Minx, congratulations, now try this one (middle three words)

"chemgirl thinks that Lara's mangoes ar the best"

 

[Flagg]

Surely for this game to have any value you need to use words that are spelt properly. "wories", "ar the best"???

If you're allowed that much artistic license then how about:

Anagram - "Ihik Sfunk Cecc" (a drunk trying to say that he thinks funk is cak, "cak" being an english colloquialism for "crap" or "rubbish" or "shit")

Answer - ?

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

This thread makes me think of a great anagram I heard awhile back using the name of Nixon VP Spiro Agnew:

Spiro Agnew = Grow a penis

I wonder if his parents named him "Spiro" just to make this anagram work. Who names their kid "Spiro", anyway?

 

[nice guy]

hint

Hey Flagg and Oliver, thanks for your posts.

i guess you guys are getting frustrated not being able to crack "chemgirl thinks that Lara's mangoes ar the best"

Here's a hint. Search litertica for the user chemgirl.
The last i saw she has only 2 posts. one of these will tell you how to descramble "Lara's mangoes ar"

of course if you think its easy to create meaningful sentences which are also nice anagrams of erotic phrases, please be my guest and try to show some creativity. But lets not pollute this thread with childish mud-slinging. thanks and good luck!

 

[Dudley]

Who names their kid "Spiro", anyway?

Ummm, just a wild guess, but maybe Greeks? *g*

Ed Note: If my memory serves me, the former so-crooked-they-screwed-him-into-the-ground-when-he-died VP was actually named Spiros Theodophilos Agnopoulis.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Thanks for the info, Dudley... so "Spiro Agnew" was just a pseudonym, huh? All the more evidence that he was trying to send a subliminal message to the American people to sprout male genitalia.

Or he could have just been doing it to have a less unwieldy name to aid his political career.

nah... it was the penis thing.

 

[minx]

anal orgasms are

 

[nice guy]

change of rules

hey minx you are becoming an expert!

well folks

based on some unpleasant feedback here is a slight change of rules. no more poetic license. Of course that comes at the cost of uninteresting looking riddles, but the answer will still be an erotic word / phrase. e.g.

bbwojol ----> blowjob
gyamif lory ---> family orgy
shoe fotfit ---> foot fetish

and so on.

so the next riddle (a simple one) is to find the anagram for

scenit

 

[minx]

expert, cool!

incest - way too easy.

 

[nice guy]

ok then this one is hard

ok then try this one, its really hard

funes flipppy

if you cant get it let me know i'll give a hint.

 

[nice guy]

hint

the first word is puffy

 

[poohlive]

i get puffy penis, but there is an extra P, i don't know..

 

[nice guy]

letter count

well the second word has to have seven letters (not five) and must be a rearrangement of

(funes flipppy) - puffy = neslipp

thats not so hard, is it? believe me in this case hard is good.

well let me give you another hint poohlive.

these are like little strawberries or raisins depending on the woman's complexion, and very few women have them puffy.
yet its not so difficult to find them free on the web if you look well enough.

 

[Cheyenne]

puffy nipples

 

[Naked Hunny]

*ahem* Puffy Nipples

 

[nice guy]

another simplification

Another simplification seems necessary, learned the hard way from puffy nipples. if we have more than one word we will keep the letters in each word separate.

e.g. to anagramize "family orgy" we will prefer flaiym gory to glaiym fory

That out of the way, here's a quick one worder.

ginstif

[Edited by nice guy on 09-11-2000 at 12:21 PM]

 

[Naked Hunny]

Fisting

 

[nice guy]

youre fast

wow! you women are fast,
i have to give something slightly more difficult. mmmm....
ok! this is it

titlessce

 

[minx]

testicles

 

[nice guy]

now that youre here

well, now that minx, naked hunny and cheyenne are all here its a fair competition.
Lets see which one of you gets this soonest in life

(note that the letters of each word are separate)

lobedu internopeta


[Edited by nice guy on 09-11-2000 at 12:22 PM]