naudiz! You are surrounded! Come out with your hands up!

[Ginny]

http://www.hoppingcreatures.com/aardvarknapper.jpg

 

[desert spike]

LMAO. Athough, I'd sure like to know if you ever masterbated till you passed out. Hehe

 

[tortoise]

<checking through the Evil Overlord list, finding no mention of baby aardvarks, scratching head in puzzlement>

She's so evil that she IMPROVISING! How fiendishly clever! I ask you, can World Domination be very far behind?

 

[tortoise]

Re: Re: naudiz! You are surrounded! Come out with your hands up!

LMAO. Athough, I'd sure like to know if you ever masterbated till you passed out. Hehe

Countless times.

Believe me, I know whereof I speak.

 

[Pixie]

OMG! That was hilarious Ginny!
LMAO!!

 

[tortoise]

I am taking my life into my own hands by posting this here, but the world needs to know. I have stumbled upon a memo from naudiz to her evil minions which I believe will shed some light on the aardvark abduction:

Diabolical Scheme to Confuse Your Enemies and Dominate the World

Stage 1

1. Abduct an infant aardvark, anteater, or other Snouted Insectivore. Leave ample clues so as to make it obvious that you are the abductor (i.e. post pictures of the insectivore on a public internet forum).
2. Commandeer the world's supply of pipe cleaners and fashion them into a horde of Stick Men. Deposit exactly one Stick Man in every mailbox in the world, along with a note that cryptically announces "You're Next!"
3. Replace all the world's golf clubs with pink flamingos and make an announcement in all the major media outlets of an upcoming World Croquet Tournament, in which the winners will receive a lifetime supply of treacle.
4. Using the aforementioned golf clubs, construct a full-scale replica of the Eiffel Tower in the middle of the polar ice cap. Raise a flag atop the tower that says "Why, Winona, Why?"
5. Deposit an army of lifesize Bob Denver cutouts on the White House lawn, each one holding aloft a sign emblazoned with: "Remember the SS Minnow!"
6. Infiltrate the finest restaurants in the world and replace the coffee that they normally serve with Folger's Crystals.
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[sunstruck]

Naudiz I think they're catching on to us. Go to plan B. Get the baby armidillo, we're going to TX.

 

[tortoise]

<feverishly constructing a Trojan Baby Armadillo>

 

[Dougy]

Diabolical Scheme to Confuse Your Enemies and Dominate the World

Stage 1

You know, I believe that just could work...I wonder what is in Stage 2?

 

[tortoise]

I shudder to think.

<thinking, shuddering>

See?

 

[Ginny]

Athough, I'd sure like to know if you ever masturbated till you passed out.

oooooohhh yeah.....<nodding over at my reptilian orgasm generator>.....yellow spots....woozy....faint feeling......zonkkkk...


and i'm really sexy.....<snicker>.....when i pass out on the phone.....just snooze.....snore......turtle swears he loves listening and says i don't actually snore...but i think he lays there laughing...

 

[Ginny]

Diabolical Scheme to Confuse Your Enemies and Dominate the World

lmao @ Snouted Insectivore, pipecleaner men, why winona why

oh dear god baby....naudiz is gonna capture you and put you in her dungeon.....yikes.......

 

[Ginny]

F.B.I. Alert to All Zoos

Notorious naudiz and her Evil Gang
are going after baby armadillos now!

http://www.flash.net/~crimelab/dillo.jpg

Protect your baby 'dillos!

 

[TWB]

She tucks it under her arms.

 

[Wysteria]

Aw, CRAP. That's what happens when you employ inferior minions, naudiz! I told you I could handle it, but nooooo, had to go with temps as well... no pride in their work!

 

[naudiz]

Curses! Ginny and Tortoise, you are now officially on my list of arch-nemeses. Oh, yes. Laugh it up while you can. Play the hero, but you'll soon taste the bitter sting of my retribution.

Sunstruck! Wysteria! To the hydrofoil! Time for a tactical retreat. Grab the 'vark! Without it, we're ruined!

You'll never catch me. Soon, you'll be calling me Dread Mistress! Ah ha! Ahahahahahaha!

 

[TWB]

Curses! Ginny and Tortoise, you are now officially on my list of arch-nemeses. Oh, yes. Laugh it up while you can. Play the hero, but you'll soon taste the bitter sting of my retribution.

Sunstruck! Wysteria! To the hydrofoil! Time for a tactical retreat. Grab the 'vark! Without it, we're ruined!

You'll never catch me. Soon, you'll be calling me Dread Mistress! Ah ha! Ahahahahahaha!

Bitch. I saw you. I am gonna catch you, too.

 

[Ginny]

Curses! Ginny and Tortoise, you are now officially on my list of arch-nemeses. Oh, yes. Laugh it up while you can. Play the hero, but you'll soon taste the bitter sting of my retribution.

Sunstruck! Wysteria! To the hydrofoil! Time for a tactical retreat. Grab the 'vark! Without it, we're ruined!

You'll never catch me. Soon, you'll be calling me Dread Mistress! Ah ha! Ahahahahahaha!

you evil baby aardvark napper you!

<dialing 911 to patch through to F.B.I. / C.I.A. / Interpol>

 

[Ginny]

She tucks it under her arms. [naudiz stealing baby armadillo pic]

excellent work Detective TWB!

 

[tortoise]

Curses! Ginny and Tortoise, you are now officially on my list of arch-nemeses. Oh, yes. Laugh it up while you can. Play the hero, but you'll soon taste the bitter sting of my retribution.

"Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?"

 

[Rhys]

Naudiz,

I hid the aardvark where they will never find it...




Of course there are a bunch of tourists taking pictures of the Funny Lions in front of the Luxor today...

 

[tortoise]

Shit. I asked the concierge at the Luxor about those, and he said they were "Special Ancient Egyption Lions." He just have been a minion. How deep does this conspiracy run???

<eyes darting about nervously>

 

[naudiz]

"Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?"

I wanted a hairless cat, like Mr. Bigglesworth, but I couldn't find one. The 'vark will have to do. It's already bitten off the hand of a minion. I think the little tyke shows promise. I'm just waiting for it to latch on to Rhys' face and gnaw on him like a chew-toy. My cameras are set up to catch the whole show.

As for my other plans, I'd rather divulge those as I'm lowering you into a vat of sulfuric acid. It's a style thing. I'm sure you understand.

 

[tortoise]

Sounds like a plan!

But don't forget rule #87:

My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

 

[naudiz]

But of course. I also wear safety goggles. I'm insane, not stupid.

(Quiet from the peanut gallery).