naudiz makes me giggle
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IrishWolfhound
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naudiz said:Huh? What? I just woke up and my pants are gone again.
I took them. I'm selling them on e-bay.
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It's part of my nefarious plan. So is revealing my plans. It's all very intricate.
So this guy goes into a corner store and buys a 2-liter bottle of Pepsi, and bag of Doritos, and a frozen pizza. He goes up to the counter, and the cute girl behind the register rings up his purchase.
"Bachelor, huh?" she asks teasingly.
He grins wryly and says, "How could you tell?"
She says, "Because you're so freakin' ugly!"
So this guy goes into a corner store and buys a 2-liter bottle of Pepsi, and bag of Doritos, and a frozen pizza. He goes up to the counter, and the cute girl behind the register rings up his purchase.
"Bachelor, huh?" she asks teasingly.
He grins wryly and says, "How could you tell?"
She says, "Because you're so freakin' ugly!"
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LMAO
I am of the opinion that "jokes," as a rule, suck. In general, the old-fashioned "blah blah punchline" stuff just doesn't tantalize my funny bone.
That joke, on the other hand, made me snort, perhaps because I can directly relate with the hapless protagonist.
<tragic sigh>
I am of the opinion that "jokes," as a rule, suck. In general, the old-fashioned "blah blah punchline" stuff just doesn't tantalize my funny bone.
That joke, on the other hand, made me snort, perhaps because I can directly relate with the hapless protagonist.
<tragic sigh>
IrishWolfhound
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So far...
I have a high bid of $1000 dollars plus a weekend of unbrdled passion in Cancun. Unfortunately its with a guy.
Naudiz...I'll take the cash, you can have the nooky.
I have a high bid of $1000 dollars plus a weekend of unbrdled passion in Cancun. Unfortunately its with a guy.
Naudiz...I'll take the cash, you can have the nooky.
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Geez! Put the pressure on me why don't you? 
I told that joke to a friend once who just stared at me blankly, and it turns out that trying to explain the joke is about ten times more hilarious than the joke itself, so either way, it's a winner.
I told that joke to a friend once who just stared at me blankly, and it turns out that trying to explain the joke is about ten times more hilarious than the joke itself, so either way, it's a winner.
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Naudiz never fails to make me giggle. I always look for her posts when I'm on Lit.
I'm a silent stalker.
I'm a silent stalker.
naudiz
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You've all unleashed unspeakable horror by giving me the idea that I'm funny.
Hey, about that Cancun thing, since I'm already pantsless, sign me up.
Today's fun was brought to me by a friend who pointed out this web site from which you can download a game that lets you simulate pushing someone down a flight of stairs.
He said it made him think of me.
So I downloaded it and told him the little guy plummeting down the stairs made me think of him.
That's friendship.
Hey, about that Cancun thing, since I'm already pantsless, sign me up.
Today's fun was brought to me by a friend who pointed out this web site from which you can download a game that lets you simulate pushing someone down a flight of stairs.
He said it made him think of me.
So I downloaded it and told him the little guy plummeting down the stairs made me think of him.
That's friendship.
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naudiz is a hot little dancer
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And the lovely DN, my darlin' gurl, appears. Evening pretty lady.
