Naudiz is coming to kill you all.

[Sillyman]

In a horrible painful manner. Just thought you should know.

 

[Rhys]

Oh goody...

she can write me a good rough down and dirty sex scene and then let me be eaten by space aliens or something...

they made me eat my guitar after filking them...

 

[patient1]

She promised to crush me last, just because she likes me.

 

[Guest]

In a horrible painful manner. Just thought you should know.

cool.

 

[dreamer]

Even innocent little me?? <sniff> <cry>

 

[APhil]

In a horrible painful manner. Just thought you should know.

SWEET!!! Can I be first??

 

[Sillyman]

Alright everyone line up properly. She has a lot of people to go through tonight. That's que up if your British.

 

[naudiz]

I'm going to start with people whose names begin with 'S' I think.

 

[Sillyman]

I'm going to start with people whose names begin with 'S' I think.

You have a lot of S's to dig through before you hit me.

 

[red_rose]

I'm going to start with people whose names begin with 'S' I think.

My *real* name would be at the top of your list then!

Yay!

I get to be killed first!!

Oohhh... wait a minute!

 

[Smiley777]

I'm going to start with people whose names begin with 'S' I think.

Bring it on. At least I can do a first post before SD after that....cause he will go before me! woohoo!

 

[naudiz]

Okay, let's make this tidy, folks.

Trepanning to the left.
Lowered into a vat of acid to the right (I'm looking at you, Sillyman).
Pining in the dungeons beneath the Fortress of Evil, form a line down the center.

There's plenty of doom for all. No need to shove.

 

[Rhys]

Okay, let's make this tidy, folks.

Trepanning to the left.
Lowered into a vat of acid to the right (I'm looking at you, Sillyman).
Pining in the dungeons beneath the Fortress of Evil, form a line down the center.

There's plenty of doom for all. No need to shove.

Can I invent my own doom and pm you with it? I am thinking that death by velveeta may not be such a bad thing tonight...

 

[naudiz]

Velveeta. Goodness. I'd like to stretch you on a rack and psychoanalyze you first, if I may.

 

[Rhys]

Velveeta. Goodness. I'd like to stretch you on a rack and psychoanalyze you first, if I may.

Damn you don't go for banal at all! But I will say this...stretch somebody else (...cheffie comes to mind) on the rack.

and you are more than welcome to psychoanalyze me...Freud and I were great friends...in fact I remember a time when we went crusing for chicks in Vienna and he used to say to me that he had this theory about beer bottles and sex...

 

[naudiz]

Was that you with Siggie?! I thought you looked familiar! Pff. Research, he called it. I never did get my lousy fifty marks.

 

[Rhys]

Was that you with Siggie?! I thought you looked familiar! Pff. Research, he called it. I never did get my lousy fifty marks.

yeah well, he still owes me from all the poker games he lost. But, I know he paid Guido cause you just didn't fuck with Guido y'know.

 

[naudiz]

Hell, I won't even fuck with Guido.

So tell me, Rhys. When I ask you to think of cheese, and I show you a picture of a red rose -- which Litster comes to mind?

 

[Rhys]

Hell, I won't even fuck with Guido.

So tell me, Rhys. When I ask you to think of cheese, and I show you a picture of a red rose -- which Litster comes to mind?

Uh...Glamorilla...mozzarella...um...yeah.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

She promised just to fuck me, so the only stretching thats going on...

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

I'm going to start with people whose names begin with 'S' I think.

Should I come armed and armored to the meeting tomorrow?

 

[Calamity Jane]

*sigh* If you're starting with the S's (esses?) you're not gonna get to the p's forever!

I'll just be languishing in the dungeon sipping on my stash of marlbeer...

 

[patient1]

I'll keep you company

 

[naudiz]

Should I come armed and armored to the meeting tomorrow?

You're safe, STG. In fact, I'm starting with 'Sillyman ' names, so it'll be awhile before I get to the 'Sh's.

Cheffie, Cheffie, Cheffie. I promised to fuck you up. Tch.

Hey, pagoncowgirl, you can be in my legion of doom, if you want. Bring the Marlbeer and a riding crop. Patient1 can hang with us, since I'm crushing him last.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Hey, pagoncowgirl, you can be in my legion of doom, if you want. Bring the Marlbeer and a riding crop. Patient1 can hang with us, since I'm crushing him last.

Woo Hoo! (gads, i'm using that expression far too much today) I've never been a legion before!!!

I just happen to have a riding crop in bright yellow... but umm... could we crush P1 between us? Could be lots of fun.