naudiz is a hamster lover
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Jim_Henson
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Shes more than just a hamster lover.... just ask her about her two Davids....
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_______red_rose said:
Why that nefarious, evil wickedness and her henchmen are up to no good again.
Hamsters are MY snacks.
Damnit to hell anyway...
Silverluna
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step away from the hamster....
leave my hamster alone.....she's just a baby...and she's *mine*
leave my hamster alone.....she's just a baby...and she's *mine*
RudeNastyAssBitch
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Kill The Little Bastards!
Who Cares!
Stupid Freaking Rodents
Naudiz! Shave Then Beat The Little Critters! LOL
Who Cares!
Stupid Freaking Rodents
Naudiz! Shave Then Beat The Little Critters! LOL
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____Ice Cold said:
The little bastards like to take them, shake them up and down, then, pop the top off to squirt everyone...
It's a misfit animal I tell ya!
So, ah, Silverluna, let's take a peek at your cutesy, little hamster guy, so soft and cuddly...
naudiz
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I am sorely disappointed in you, red_rose.
Some things spoken in private might've been misconstrued, and I wish you had given me a chance to explain before taking this sordid little thing to the public board.
The fact is that there are a million ways to take the words, "Aw yeah, squeal, baby, squeal! Take it like a hamster! Oh, Fluffy!" that have -nothing- to do with rodent-love.
Now people are going to have the wrong idea about me, and what I'm doing with all that canola oil and duct tape.
That's the last time I'm cybering with you -ever-.
Some things spoken in private might've been misconstrued, and I wish you had given me a chance to explain before taking this sordid little thing to the public board.
The fact is that there are a million ways to take the words, "Aw yeah, squeal, baby, squeal! Take it like a hamster! Oh, Fluffy!" that have -nothing- to do with rodent-love.
Now people are going to have the wrong idea about me, and what I'm doing with all that canola oil and duct tape.
That's the last time I'm cybering with you -ever-.
Jim_Henson
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Hey, you do it with everyone... is it any surprise?
Jim_Henson
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Oh Fozzie FOZZIE
Silverluna
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ProofreadManx said:
sure ok.....but he's a fucking SHE!
Alice doesn't like having her picture taken....be nice or i will have you declawed!
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________naudiz said:I am sorely disappointed in you, red_rose.
Some things spoken in private might've been misconstrued, and I wish you had given me a chance to explain before taking this sordid little thing to the public board.
The fact is that there are a million ways to take the words, "Aw yeah, squeal, baby, squeal! Take it like a hamster! Oh, Fluffy!" that have -nothing- to do with rodent-love.
Now people are going to have the wrong idea about me, and what I'm doing with all that canola oil and duct tape.
That's the last time I'm cybering with you -ever-.
How does your sick, perveted mind stay inside that body?
You, you . . . rapscallion.
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______Silverluna said:
sure ok.....but he's a fucking SHE!
Alice doesn't like having her picture taken....be nice or i will have you declawed!
Why, thank you...
*SWIPE*
*MUNCH*
*SLURP*
*GULP*
*SWALLOW*
Oh, about that manicure, never mind...
Silverluna
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ProofreadManx said:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCEEEEEE!!!!
*lunges at you and begins gnawing at your skull*
Silverluna
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how mean....*cries*
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______Silverluna said:
No, no Silverluna...
You were very nice.
And you hamster was delicious.
Friends?
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________naudiz said:
