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Recidiva

Recidiva

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I want a pair of these:

https://encrypted-tbn1.***********/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTkse5VyiTnZOp5cm1FKRNLOb9xbKhnrTkjMyzWH1N7wSlUJ-TUyQ
 
Hey it's a thread for me. Thank you thank you! Um I feel kinda stoopid. I can't figure out pictures. Is it because I'm on my phone not a cumpewtur thingy?
 
NatashaluvBoris said:
Hey it's a thread for me. Thank you thank you! Um I feel kinda stoopid. I can't figure out pictures. Is it because I'm on my phone not a cumpewtur thingy?
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Possibly! I'm on a PC, so it's easy for me. I can go find the picture, right click, check properties, copy that, then put it between tags.

Phone, I don't know.

Maybe you could just describe them.
 
For relaxing:

https://encrypted-tbn0.***********/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRaCGz1ooJhL8wL38u1Wq2nTrGO3bTWTx-RcxSxQ2srjaN4XxxYYQ
 
Recidiva said:
Possibly! I'm on a PC, so it's easy for me. I can go find the picture, right click, check properties, copy that, then put it between tags.

Phone, I don't know.

Maybe you could just describe them.
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Nah I'll learn somehow. Describing shoes is worse then reading about cocks. You got to have visual aids!
 
Recidiva said:
Possibly! I'm on a PC, so it's easy for me. I can go find the picture, right click, check properties, copy that, then put it between tags.
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I'm on a mainframe, so it's even easier for me. I can spool all of you off onto 9-track tape, then take you on a ride on the freeway where I hold you out the window and let you unwind in the breeze.
 
Byron In Exile said:
I'm on a mainframe, so it's even easier for me. I can spool all of you off onto 9-track tape, then take you on a ride on the freeway where I hold you out the window and let you unwind in the breeze.
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I am disappointed in the internet to find there are no shoes made of 9-track tape to tie it all in together as a full joke.

Perhaps Natasha could describe to us what those shoes might look like.
 
Recidiva said:
I am disappointed in the internet to find there are no shoes made of 9-track tape to tie it all in together as a full joke.

Perhaps Natasha could describe to us what those shoes might look like.
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You could make shoes out of disk pack covers.
 
Recidiva said:
I am disappointed in the internet to find there are no shoes made of 9-track tape to tie it all in together as a full joke.

Perhaps Natasha could describe to us what those shoes might look like.
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My shoes are all very pretty or sexy. I have two "sensible" pairs. One pair of clogs still heels and gym sneakers. The rest are stilettos or platforms with heels at least 4 inches. I'm only 5'3" so I always wear heels. I also have one pair of flip flops. But being a lady they are for the beach and the pool. I just can't make the transition to sloppy footwear - no offense I know I'm one of the few! It doesn't work for me, I need my stacks!

Patent leather are my favorite. I have a pair of red, open toe, slingback, stiletto, platform front heels that I LOVE!

See its hard. I know you're imagining but it's not like a picture.
 
Byron In Exile said:
You could make shoes out of disk pack covers.
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Make shoes? Bitch (no offense, speaking in the vernacular with a Philly accent) I buy shoes, I wear shoes - Natasha has no time for making shoes! :p


Ok in Natasha accent like Russian mail order bride: Mayking shuz? Vat eez dis makeeng uv da shuz. Natasha vear duh shuz, not make! OK. Guud.
 
NatashaluvBoris said:
Make shoes? Bitch (no offense, speaking in the vernacular with a Philly accent) I buy shoes, I wear shoes - Natasha has no time for making shoes! :p


Ok in Natasha accent like Russian mail order bride: Mayking shuz? Vat eez dis makeeng uv da shuz. Natasha vear duh shuz, not make! OK. Guud.
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We are not wit de makink uf da shuz, we are in de wearink uf da shuz.

Please to send shuz uf pretty.
 
NatashaluvBoris said:
My shoes are all very pretty or sexy. I have two "sensible" pairs. One pair of clogs still heels and gym sneakers. The rest are stilettos or platforms with heels at least 4 inches. I'm only 5'3" so I always wear heels. I also have one pair of flip flops. But being a lady they are for the beach and the pool. I just can't make the transition to sloppy footwear - no offense I know I'm one of the few! It doesn't work for me, I need my stacks!

Patent leather are my favorite. I have a pair of red, open toe, slingback, stiletto, platform front heels that I LOVE!

See its hard. I know you're imagining but it's not like a picture.
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*drools*
 
NatashaluvBoris said:
My shoes are all very pretty or sexy. I have two "sensible" pairs. One pair of clogs still heels and gym sneakers. The rest are stilettos or platforms with heels at least 4 inches. I'm only 5'3" so I always wear heels. I also have one pair of flip flops. But being a lady they are for the beach and the pool. I just can't make the transition to sloppy footwear - no offense I know I'm one of the few! It doesn't work for me, I need my stacks!

Patent leather are my favorite. I have a pair of red, open toe, slingback, stiletto, platform front heels that I LOVE!

See its hard. I know you're imagining but it's not like a picture.
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I am 5" 8" and my feet are, as Ulaven lovingly puts them either "boats" or "clown feet"

I find heels really uncomfortable and my first husband was shorter than I was, and high heels were forbidden. He teases my daughter for wearing them because she's my height too and he would prefer to not have to look up to his daughter.

When I wear heels I feel as if I'm being offensive, which is okay. I have some nice ones but I don't wear them often. I will tend toward the black with silver ornamentation ideally.

Most of my wardrobe is black, I tend toward black and red.
 
I have a bitter-sweet relationship with shoes. I love 'em. But fail to find the right size. I'm 5'7" (which is tall by Indian standards) and so I have big feet. I rarely find shoes in my size which also have a high heel (taller women here are self-conscious about their height and wear flats. Meh, I love to tower and intimidate).


Pretty Shoes
pink-stilletoes.jpg
 
NatashaluvBoris said:
Ya ya vat she sez eez guud! Shuz eez guud. And to marreee Reeech Uhmerican with deh moneee to buy deh shuz.
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My parents took in a couple during the Hungarian revolution and I spent a lot of time with Hungarian refugees. I took some Russian in high school.

I like accents.

My friend that took my Russian class, we would take turns glaring at each other when we laughed and say mock sternly "No levity in Russia. Hah. Hah."

Speaking Russian is like gargling air if you get the accent right.
 
subdued_passion said:
I have a bitter-sweet relationship with shoes. I love 'em. But fail to find the right size. I'm 5'7" (which is tall by Indian standards) and so I have big feet. I rarely find shoes in my size which also have a high heel (taller women here are self-conscious about their height and wear flats. Meh, I love to tower and intimidate).


Pretty Shoes
pink-stilletoes.jpg
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I'm grateful for drag queens. The top picture of the Zombie shoes comes from Ru Paul's Iron Fist shoe collection. Which is probably the only place I can go and feel comfortable with the shoe collection size.
 
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