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KillerMuffin

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Or however it's spelled! At any rate, I'm a horrible flirt. Terribly, horrible flirt! I flirt with just about everyone unless they reek. Some people I flirt with to be totally sarcastic, some people I flirt with cause they're sexy, some people I flirt with cause they embarrass easy.

Of course there are those few people I adore flirting with over others. *licking lips and grinning lasciviously*

In the most appalled tone, The StudMuffin sayeth, "You're not going to have sex with these people are you????"

Muff smacks the Stud. "OF COURSE NOT!!!! Jerk."

"Then what's the point?"

*rolling eyes* Men are dense sometimes. Seriously, fully, utterly, and totally dense. It's FUN. It's INTERESTING. It makes ya feel good to be flirted with. Like you're still attractive or something. Just oh my freaking gawd. As long as all parties understand that it's just flirting, then I think it's pretty damned harmless.
 
KM- I love to flirt too

although my ex-hubby sounds a lot like the SM. He was possessive and jealous and had that whole attitude that I've gleaned from your descriptions of him. AND he didn't appreciate my fantastic ability to flirt. hehe

Have you noticed how many women look down upon other women who flirt? I think it is some sort of repression locked into their cold hearts. ha! Really, I mean who are you hurting? It makes the other person feel good, makes you feel good and it makes everyone smile - and sometimes get a little flushed. :) It's all good.
 
TN_Vixen-

I've been right here all along.

KillerMuffie has been trying to seduce me the past few nights. I'm not sure if she's doing it to be sarcastic, or because I embarass easily, or because I'm sexy, or just because I don't reek.

Oh well, whatever the reason, it's fun. I'll go take a shower now, just in case I do reek.

:)
 
Now if a man behaved like KillerMuffin...

...he would probably be arrested on the spot on whatever charge the woman wanted to make.

Just proves my point really, one law for the ladies (the real leaders of society) and one for us poor, downtrodden, demasculated, lost our status in society, blokes...
 
Hey, KM. Did you know that April has a website with pictures of other people at lit and your breasts are featured there? Nice pic! :)
 
Yes I did Cheyenne.

Well, I'm off to find out if PC reeks or not. I may even drop the soap a few times. *grinning*
 
You knew that, KM? Hmmmm... and I'm trying to gossip and tell tales. I must not be good at it. How about this- did you know Studmuffin is pictured there, too? He's BIG! ;)
 
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