KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
- Joined
- Jul 29, 2000
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Or however it's spelled! At any rate, I'm a horrible flirt. Terribly, horrible flirt! I flirt with just about everyone unless they reek. Some people I flirt with to be totally sarcastic, some people I flirt with cause they're sexy, some people I flirt with cause they embarrass easy.
Of course there are those few people I adore flirting with over others. *licking lips and grinning lasciviously*
In the most appalled tone, The StudMuffin sayeth, "You're not going to have sex with these people are you????"
Muff smacks the Stud. "OF COURSE NOT!!!! Jerk."
"Then what's the point?"
*rolling eyes* Men are dense sometimes. Seriously, fully, utterly, and totally dense. It's FUN. It's INTERESTING. It makes ya feel good to be flirted with. Like you're still attractive or something. Just oh my freaking gawd. As long as all parties understand that it's just flirting, then I think it's pretty damned harmless.
Of course there are those few people I adore flirting with over others. *licking lips and grinning lasciviously*
In the most appalled tone, The StudMuffin sayeth, "You're not going to have sex with these people are you????"
Muff smacks the Stud. "OF COURSE NOT!!!! Jerk."
"Then what's the point?"
*rolling eyes* Men are dense sometimes. Seriously, fully, utterly, and totally dense. It's FUN. It's INTERESTING. It makes ya feel good to be flirted with. Like you're still attractive or something. Just oh my freaking gawd. As long as all parties understand that it's just flirting, then I think it's pretty damned harmless.