Nasty, Never Used, Blood-Crusty Nun Pussy......

[Sparky Kronkite]

I want, it I crave it!

Calling all Nuns with big rubbery, never before rubbed clits!!!!

Cobwebs and blood-crust from long forgotten, never cleansed times of the month.

Horse fly's too! Yeah hoovering horse fly's - buzzing round'n'round that thick dark patch of unkempt, matted pussy hair.

Yummy!!!!!

Ummmmmmmmm!!!! I can dig that so much.

Hey, a thought - which way do Nuns wipe - I might like it even better if the do it.......... my way.

I could get into that habit.

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

I want, it I crave it!

Calling all Nuns with big rubbery, never before rubbed clits!!!!

Cobwebs and blood-crust from long forgotten, never cleansed times of the month.

Horse fly's too! Yeah hoovering horse fly's - buzzing round'n'round that thick dark patch of unkempt, matted pussy hair.

Yummy!!!!!

Ummmmmmmmm!!!! I can dig that so much.

Hey, a thought - which way do Nuns wipe - I might like it even better if the do it.......... my way.

I could get into that habit.

And people think I am nuts and strange... I am not on the drugs... ITS SPARK thats on the drugs...

 

[Bobtoad777]

well nuns get me horny but i prefer to think of them clean not blood encrusted

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

Yup... I prefer mine clean... well a little raw is okay.. heheh... adds flavour

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

If they have been cleaned.....

I like to picture'em fuckin' themselves with 16oz cans of Old Millawakee - pop'n the top and foaming over the whole matted hole.

Ummmmmm, good.

 

[Bobtoad777]

ROTFLMAO, I reber that story Sparky

 

[Purple Haze]

Check your mailbox Spark,

http://www.portalmix.com/pics21.jpg

Sister Agatha will be emailing you soon.

What am I, some kind of cyber pimp?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Good God!!!!

That makes me hot!!! I want her now!!!!!

That evil little tongue drives me mad!!!

Remove your dentures bitch and prepare to be invaded!!!!

 

[Purple Haze]

Bag her face, do yer business.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

And....

Spew my spunk on her glasses.

 

[Purple Haze]

Mmmmmmm, crunchy too.

 

[Thumper]

Hear no evil..

..don't you speak no evil(hey I didn't write it OK)..don't you bring your evil, down on me.

Spark...you have a suite reserved in HELL! Top floor VIP...I hear it is real swank!

I think Sparky is bobtoad with capitals...

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

But is it......

Air Conditioned????

 

[Your Wildest Dream]

Your all a bunch of sick Puppies CLEAN UP YOUR ACT....



This is the real thing....

 

[Guest]

Yes, check your e-mail my dear boy!

http://www.portalmix.com/pics21.jpg

 

[Ticklish Girl]

I think someone's looking to get spanked with a ruler.

 

[Vlad]

No, nope, and no way! She ain't had nun, she don't want nun, and she's not going to get nun!

Vlad

 

[Purple Haze]

Know how to get a nun pregnant?

 

[Nobody Special]

Know how to get a nun pregnant?

Yea I do... Introduce her to a Preacher, or a Bishop or the Pope... and then when she has the baby they will just bury it along with the other children, that Nuns have been having for centuries, in the tunnels under the Cathredrals..

Sad but true Known FACT about that Religion...

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[Expertise]

Sparky, any chance you went to a catholic school?

You will be smoking a turd in pergatory for that one me son.

NSW please tell us more of the Mother Church as brothel keeper. LOL

 

[MADDOG]

Know how to get a nun pregnant?

Yea I do... Introduce her to a Preacher, or a Bishop or the Pope... and then when she has the baby they will just bury it along with the other children, that Nuns have been having for centuries, in the tunnels under the Cathredrals..

Sad but true Known FACT about that Religion...

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Now THAT is a good idea for a movie! Holy babies the evil catholic overlords bury alive are brought back to life by divine intervention. They rise to the surface and become our rulers with the full support of our Lord Jesus Christ... amen.

Actaully, that's a shit idea for a movie. Forget it.

But Purple Haze, how DO you get e Nun Pregnant?

 

[Nobody Special]

Well Expretise, It is on the Discovory Channel and TLC.. and some notes of Archiologists that discovered them in the mid 1900's and earlier.. and in Libraries..(you just have to know where to look for the info)... they have found writings frome some of the Nuns who's children were taken at birth and slautered in the name of humanity and the CHURCH so that the Myth of them being CELABATE can be shown to be True to the world - basically sacraficed for God's Work..

please lets not Dwell on this subject.. I have had discussions like this Before and lost a few freinds because of it.. so This is where I'm going to leave off on it.. Thank You..

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[Nobody Special]

ROTFLMAO at Maddog... lets do it any way and let people know what really happened oh wait...... it has already been done tho..... shit...... there goes those movie rights...

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[Purple Haze]

Know how to get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an altar boy.