NASA discovers giant space whales on Europa

[Liar]

Or at least bigass water plumes. But those must come from somewhere, right?

I'm totally calling whales.

http://www.nasa.gov/press-release/n...water-plumes-erupting-on-jupiters-moon-europa

 

[Luminary]

You have a very good imagination.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Giant space worm farts.

 

[Libsam]

All These Worlds
Are Yours Except
Europa
Attempt No
Landing There​

 

[Liar]

All These Worlds
Are Yours Except
Europa
Attempt No
Landing There​

No Really
It's Not Worth It
You'll Just
Get Soggy
Catch The Sniffles
And Totally Ruin
What Would Have Been
Such A Fun
Trip

Like You Always Do
Dammit

Why Can't We Ever
Just Have A Normal
Family Vacation?​

 

[jomar]

Giant space worm farts.

A galactic wet one?

I'm hoping for moon whales.

 

[GrandpaBill]

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"Anybody that replies to this thread is dumb fuck." - Krusty

 

[phrodeau]

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[Hard_Rom]

A galactic wet one?

I'm hoping for moon whales.

They will have a probe fly through the fart and detect organic molecules which will prove there are giant space worms.

And let's be realistic here. Europa's ice is far to thick for whales to break through.

 

[Liar]

They will have a probe fly through the fart and detect organic molecules which will prove there are giant space worms.

And let's be realistic here. Europa's ice is far to thick for whales to break through.

You're applying earth whale standards to space whales. That might be a mistake.

 

[Hypoxia]

I recall a great old SF story (but not its title) about whales flying in Jupiter's atmosphere, in the temperate O2 zone. A whole community lived in the zone and rode the whales as public transport, sheltering in their buoyancy airbags. They couldn't get away with that on Europa, alas.