Naming your cock
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GuyJD
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I call mine, "Guido".
There used to be a small 150 pound wrestler in ECW named Little Guido. Don't know why but I used to always laugh at that name. But when I joking used that name for my cock when I was talking to a girlfriend of mine (when we hadn't met yet), she told me "Well if it's little I don't think we should bother meeting."
So needless to say, I dropped the word "little".
There used to be a small 150 pound wrestler in ECW named Little Guido. Don't know why but I used to always laugh at that name. But when I joking used that name for my cock when I was talking to a girlfriend of mine (when we hadn't met yet), she told me "Well if it's little I don't think we should bother meeting."
So needless to say, I dropped the word "little".
T.H. Oughts
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If I wanna call my ummm, I just dial 001-616............. lol
Aussie Worm
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Well my girlfriend has nick named me Worm, so my penis has been nick named Wormie.
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LMAOGuyJD said:
Welcome to lit DéjàNu
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GuyJD said:
Heh heh...
That brings me to another point...
Why the fuck don't the FBI have jobs? They were a f'n awesome tag team!
Jersey Citizen
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Ain't it enough just to call it Dick?
LukkyKnight
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It counts, but...
Same question about "the girls" for that matter. I dated a woman once who had named her breasts "Prissy" and "Gertie", and heard plenty refer to their breasts as "the girls" but I just really don't quite get it. Do you name lips? Do you name elbows? Should a clit have a name?
Somebody enlighten me.
What is up with this anyway? Even "he" seems odd to me. I don't think of my nose as a separate entity, or my mouth, or my navel, or any parts/organs -- let alone needing a gender pronoun and/or a name for distinguishing. Is this because there are people who don't want to use words like cock, penis, dick, or whatever??perky_baby said:I knew a guy that called his Mr. Wookie.that really amused me for some reason.
someone named my pussy....does that count for anything?
oh yeah, and welcome to lit
Same question about "the girls" for that matter. I dated a woman once who had named her breasts "Prissy" and "Gertie", and heard plenty refer to their breasts as "the girls" but I just really don't quite get it. Do you name lips? Do you name elbows? Should a clit have a name?
Somebody enlighten me.
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Sorry my connection crashed as I was posting
What I was trying to say was:
Lukkynight; are you saying your're the only guy here ho's dick doesn't have a mind of it's own?
And
Mine is called "my best friend" because we comfort each other when we're down and we go fucking together when we're not.
Ho hum - doesn't sound the same 2nd time around!
What I was trying to say was:
Lukkynight; are you saying your're the only guy here ho's dick doesn't have a mind of it's own?
And
Mine is called "my best friend" because we comfort each other when we're down and we go fucking together when we're not.
Ho hum - doesn't sound the same 2nd time around!
JennyOmanHill
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DéjàNu said:Hey guys do you give a name to your cock? if so what it is?
And you girls have you name your lover/hubby cock? with which name?
This question must have been ask a thousand time.... but since I'm new here maybe I will be forgiven.
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Lance Hardrock
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Caesar
I call mine Caesar. It's sort of a triple pun. I'll let you all work on the details.
Sometimes I call it Mr. Ed.
I call mine Caesar. It's sort of a triple pun. I'll let you all work on the details.
Sometimes I call it Mr. Ed.
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Re: Caesar
I bet you pull... umm I mean call his name a lot.... lolLance Hardrock said:Sometimes I call it Mr. Ed.
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name other body parts
I even named my wife's breast. They are Babe and Ruth. There was some album called Babe Ruth (not about baseball either) and she had this T-shirt on one of our first dates.
How about guy and gals, ever named breasts? I seriously don't think women name their pussies. If I'm wrong, please tell me so.
I even named my wife's breast. They are Babe and Ruth. There was some album called Babe Ruth (not about baseball either) and she had this T-shirt on one of our first dates.
How about guy and gals, ever named breasts? I seriously don't think women name their pussies. If I'm wrong, please tell me so.
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Twins
Good one, but the one on my left as I look at her is Babe, the other one is Ruth, just as if I were reading a book.
Good one, but the one on my left as I look at her is Babe, the other one is Ruth, just as if I were reading a book.
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