Names

[drewxcore]

I was listening to the radio a while ago and they were talking about naming things ie cars.

So...

What objects that you own do you name?

My Bass Guitar doesn't currently have a name
My Training Hockey stick is called Amanda
My Ice Hockey Stick is called Chantel (named after someone)
My Bike is called Scarlett
If I get myself a Black CaR I will name it Sheba
The field hockey stick I'm currently drawling over is going to be called Darcie

 

[ThatSweetness]

I was listening to the radio a while ago and they were talking about naming things ie cars.

So...

What objects that you own do you name?

My Bass Guitar doesn't currently have a name
My Training Hockey stick is called Amanda
My Ice Hockey Stick is called Chantel (named after someone)
My Bike is called Scarlett
If I get myself a Black CaR I will name it Sheba
The field hockey stick I'm currently drawling over is going to be called Darcie

Someone years ago named my vagina Molly though I haven't thought about it for, well, years

 

[drewxcore]

You should think about your vagina more often.

Poor molly.

 

[_Lynn_]

I was listening to the radio a while ago and they were talking about naming things ie cars.

So...

What objects that you own do you name?

My Bass Guitar doesn't currently have a name
My Training Hockey stick is called Amanda
My Ice Hockey Stick is called Chantel (named after someone)
My Bike is called Scarlett
If I get myself a Black CaR I will name it Sheba
The field hockey stick I'm currently drawling over is going to be called Darcie

I don't have names for any objects.

 

[ThatSweetness]

You should think about your vagina more often.

Poor molly.

Hah...point taken.

Let me rephrase-though I have not thought about the fact that my vagina was named Molly for, well, years.

If I thought about my vagina more often I probably wouldn't have a chance to think of anything else

 

[Handley_Page]

I had a car called Lady Penelope.

(It was a Ford Capri Mk2, 1600cc)

 

[TheRealFATANG]

I am a firm believer in removing emblems from my cars, and letting the thing speak for itself, nameless.

A buddy of mine has a self-carved acoustic, with a case, that he calls Murdoc, it's a 10 year project that never gets finished.

 

[Boota]

I haven't named anything, but my wife sometimes calls my dick Mack. She says after sex it feels like she's been hit by a Mack truck. Guess I don't know my own strength.

 

[OnlyByMoonlight]

My ipods are named in sequential order after the greek alphabet (alpha, beta, gamma, and I'm on delta now)

my laptop is always named after the month I get it (April, June)

any my white ford f150 is named bubba cause he's my little piece of white trash (lol).

 

[jacks4u]

My car's named 'Betsy' hmmm come to think of it, all my cars have been 'Betsy' at one point or another. and My GPS talks to me in a sexy female voice - Her name's Minerva. My computer - I'm not sure this counts - 'Bitch'.

 

[lance gt]

I used to call my old Barracuda, Bitch, It was painted on the trunk lid in gold lettering. Even my Mom called it that and wrote a little poem when it got wrecked and had to be put down.

I know women like to give names to things they get attached to like, Mr. Showerhead, BOB, and the list goes on.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I call my ex-husband, Asshole. Does that count?

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

My Teddy. He was made by my great aunt from an old faux fir coat when I was a child. He's alway been with me everywhere I've been. His name is BEAR.

 

[bronzeage]

I was listening to the radio a while ago and they were talking about naming things ie cars.

So...

What objects that you own do you name?

My Bass Guitar doesn't currently have a name
My Training Hockey stick is called Amanda
My Ice Hockey Stick is called Chantel (named after someone)
My Bike is called Scarlett
If I get myself a Black CaR I will name it Sheba
The field hockey stick I'm currently drawling over is going to be called Darcie

I don't name anything unless it is big enough to need an address or a slip at the marina.

 

[glynndah]

The last pair of cats I had were named Black and White and The Other One. Does that answer your question?

 

[Stella_Omega]

The powerbook is My Little Pony-- because I carry it with me everywhere.
The ratty old white van-- which has a leak in the steering fluid and groans to itself all the time-- is Marvin the reluctant android-- but no one ever remembers that.

 

[oggbashan]

Some of my cars were named.

My first car came with an ornate inscription on the bonnet (hood) of Nelly-Belle. It was soon changed to Cow-Belle because it was a cow to drive.

Og

 

[jacks4u]

Og,

Was it a *green* car? My wife's first car, a dodge coronet, was green, and it was a pig in every way, we called that one 'bitch' ("C'mon Bitch! Start for me!"). My first van was green, and it was also a pig - sucked down the fuel, complaining all the while; Bought it new sneakers (tires) and it went on strike for a new fuel pump; Bought it a new stereo, and the starter went on out - I tried, really to work it out with that one - "c'mon darlin! All I want's a lil. Just get me to work, and I promise, I'll give you an 8 hour rest!". after that, I apparently hadn't learned the appropriate lesson, I bought a green pickemup truck - with similar results. My next vehicle was a lil red tercell, and it took my youngest son to do it in, then the illegals stole it while I was moving (coulda been just about anyone that lifted it, but they had to push/tow it, who else would steal a car with a dead and dismantled engine?)

I steer away from green cars, experience has shown 'they suck'.

 

[al_Ussa]

My guitar is named Enara.

It means swallow (as in the bird you pervs; get your mind out of the gutter).

 

[oggbashan]

No. Cow-Belle wasn't green. Cow-Belle was a black Ford E493a Prefect.

Another car, "Wooly" was also called "God" because Wooly worked in ways beyond the ability of man to follow. It was a very modified Wolseley that had been used for saloon-car racing in the 1950s. When I bought Wooly I had never been close to a standard version of the car so I didn't know that triple carbs and a six-branch exhaust weren't normal. Wooly's thirst was heroic. It was the time of Green Shield Stamps. Filling Wooly's twin tanks (the standard model had one) would fill a couple of Green Shield Stamp Books. A fill-up was 30 Imperial Gallons.

On the dashboard was a switch to turn on or off the auxiliary fuel pumps. The extra fuel pumps were needed to get enough fuel to the engine when travelling fast. When I bought the car, the switch was in the "On" position. Every time I put pedal to the metal I would get hit in the back. That's when Wooly was renamed "God"!

Og

 

[Carnevil9]

All of my cars have had names. My current one (a Scion xA) is named Dulcinea, from Don Quixote.

Other than that, the only thing I have with a name is my cock. It is named Gigantimo Hugilicous Inamorata. I like to be alphabetical.......Carney

 

[Guest]

I named my bike 'Isabelle'.

and my dick 'Paco'

 

[CMatthews]

Up above are "My Two Best Friends"

Down below is "My Little Girl"

Get your hands away from my two best friends, and my little girl!