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Names, really unusual........

MathGirl

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I got these names from a book. All well documented, from newspapers, alumni lists, etc. I'll post a few each day. I sure feel sorry for people who had to drag these names through life.
MG


A.A.A.D'artagnan Umslopagaas Dynamite Macaulay

Aida Quattlebaum

Tosca Zerk

Anil F Shitole

Pupo Shytti - VP of Albania

Atholl McBean - San Francisco socialite

Arizona Zipper

A. Moron - Commissioner of Education, US Virgin Islands

Arystotle Tottle - England - Hanged as a pirate, 18th century

Asa Miner

Ps. Oh...... I had my final exam for my PhD today.
Dr. Girl
 
MathGirl said:
Ps. Oh...... I had my final exam for my PhD today.
Dr. Girl
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Congratulations. When you get your doctorate formally presented do you have to wear a hat like mine or is that just a UK custom?

Will you change your name? MathGirl sounds too juvenile for a Ph.D. Doctor Maths Mistress sounds much more ... je ne sais quoi.

And now we could start a thread of "Doctor, Doctor" jokes.

Og.
 
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MathGirl said:
I didn't say whether I passed.
MG
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You signed it Dr. Girl.

But I was just congratulating you on getting all those weird names out of that book.
 
Let's not forget the utter mentalist from Portsmouth in England who has had his name changed by deed poll to Portsmouth Football Club.

The Earl
 
So?

TheEarl said:
Let's not forget the utter mentalist from Portsmouth in England who has had his name changed by deed poll to Portsmouth Football Club.
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So what's wrong with that.
Sincerely,
Oakland S. Raiders
 
TheEarl said:
Let's not forget the utter mentalist from Portsmouth in England who has had his name changed by deed poll to Portsmouth Football Club.

The Earl
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An the man who had a row with his bank and changed his name to Yorkshire Penny Bank Are Bastards and then forced themn to put that on his statements, and to send him a cheque to that name to close his account with them.
 
Names

Thank you GLee


Atomic Zagnut Adams

A. Toxin Worm

Aurora Borealis Belsky

Ave Maria Klinkenberg

Private Baby Cherry, US Army

Badman Trouble, Chief Baggage Handler, Pan American Airways

Private Parts, US Army

Vernal Equiox Grossnickel

Bambina Brocoli

Concerto Macaroni
 
Two people who's names always raise a smile if you see them on credits: Red Buttons and Rip Torn.

Congrats MG.

The Earl
 
Congratulations!!!

MathGirl, Ph. D.

Excellent!

(Oh, you didn't bring Literotica up at your orals, did you?)

You never know - some faculty may be charter members!!

(Well done!)

:)
 
Daily dose of weird names

Sir Basil Smallpiece - Chairman, Cunard Lines

Bathsheba Finkelstein

B. Brooklyn Bridge

Mrs Belcher Wack Wack - Married Mr Wack twice

Rev Blanco White

Mr Boeras - Registered Colon Therapist

Dr Bonebrake - Chiropractor

Bonnie Bee Buzzard

Sir Farquhar Buzzard - Personal physician of King George IV

Bugless, Energetic, Euphrates, and Goliath Smith
 
Let me see if I can remember this:

Peter Schmeichel Gary Neville David May Henning Berg Denis Irwin David Beckham Johnson

and his brother:

Roy Keane Karel Poborsky Ryan Giggs Andy Cole Dwight Yorke Alex Ferguson.

An inexplicably cruel father named his twin sons after the Manchester United lineup on the day they were born.

The Earl
 
One from my relation's files:

The parents' surname was Shehe.

They named their child "Pinkie".

The poor brat was a boy.

Og.
 
Holly Hacker

Trent T. Tripp

George W. Bush


MG-
If you are a Raiders fan there might be a rumble. I WANT MY HALL OF FAME RECEIVER BACK!
 
Austin Healey (England rugby player)
Jack Russell (Ex England cricketer)

The Earl
 
I knew a musician everyone called "Duke." For years I thought that was his nickname. Nope. Seems the father named his three sons after private universities in the American south. Duke's two brothers were Tulane and Vanderbilt.

A former governor of Texas named his daughter, "Imma." The only problem was combining that with the family name, "Hogg."

And a famous American beer, "Falstaff," was owned by a German family named Griesedieck.

Rumple Foreskin (speaking of weird names)
 
Daily dose of weird names

Bull and Schytt - Glaciologists, Geneva Switzerland

Bumpus McPhumpus Angeledes

Buncha Love

Bunyan Snipes Womble

C.A.Faux-Pas Bidet - Police Commissioner, Paris

Rev Caanan Banana - President of Zimbabwe

Carbon Petroleum Dubbs - Universal Oil Products

Cardiac Arrest da Silva - Director of Tax Collection, Brazil

Cardinal Sin - Archbishop of Manila

Caresse Pecor

I went to junior high with a poor kid named Herman Polecat. The family were indians from Oklahoma, and I think the guy I knew was Herman P. the 4th.

How to tell if it's really, really true love: If a woman loves a man enough to marry him and become Mrs. Herman Polecat

MG
 
the name game

in my old neighborhood we had a dentist named Dr. Payne, a podiatrist named Dr. Scholl, and an internist named Dr. Doctor.

Joolz
 
speaking of daft names

these may only be apreciated on this side of the pond but two absolute classics that i've come accross through work:

Mr Wellington Boot, & Mr Albert Hall

what were their parents thinking...
 
Re: speaking of daft names

silversword said:
these may only be apreciated on this side of the pond but two absolute classics that i've come accross through work:

Mr Wellington Boot, & Mr Albert Hall

what were their parents thinking...
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Also on this side of the pond is the well-known firm of solicitors (lawyers) in Exeter called Crosse and Crosse who are universally nicknamed Double Cross.

In Reading there is a firm of Estate Agents (realtors) called Vanderpump and Wellbeloved. The two founders sound made for each other.

Older Litters who remember with pleasure the Rowan and Martin laugh In will recall the news headline on the bottom of the screen which read "Spiro Agnew - your new name is ready".
 
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