Names for masturbation

[Bindii]

Ok guys, how many names do we know for masturbation?

 

[Gord]

cockney rhyming slang

having a sherman

 

[kotori]

.

 

[juicylips]

Phone sex.


Hiya, sweetie!!!

JL

 

[Coolville]

spanking the monkey
choking the chook
lubing the tube
whacking off
squeezing the toothpaste
having a date with Hanna and her 5 sisters.

 

[Bindii]

Choking the chicken.....lol thats hilarious guys!

Hiya Juicylips.


Yep it was officially Spring here on the first of September! Yahoo!!

 

[bknight2602]

Man everyone got all my responses, except
Flogging your dummy
Date with Rosie Palm and her Five Sisters

 

[superlittlegirl]

Jilling off.

 

[Lost Cause]

Flogging the Dog.

Tossin' Batter.

Checking the Flesh Piston.

 

[Bindii]

Lmao...I just found some for female masturbation.

Reading Braille
Tickle the Mustache
Flying Automatic (with vibrator)
Beating the Bush
Petting the Bunny
Parting the Petals
Fuzzy Fun
Southern Comfort
Polishing the Pearl
Tickling her Fancy
Hand to Gland Combat

and my personal favorite......

Tip Toeing Through The Two Lips!

 

[MagicMan]

cockney rhyming slang

having a sherman

Also ....having a J. Arthur

 

[Gord]

Also ....having a J. Arthur

Yep forgot about that one - LOL

 

[Hamletmaschine]

pulling your pud
flogging the dolphin

 

[DéjàNu]

some i found funny

-Slapping the salami
-Pumping the juice handle
-Blasting a pocket rocket
-Four fingered shuffle (male)
-Two fingered shuffle (female)

 

[binkley]

R-O-L-A-I-D-S

Oops, sorry about that. Wrong question.

 

[Arc da Rat]

I like ... Petting the Kitty / Pussy ... better than a bunny

 

[Spurious Scribe]

Surely I just missed it in reading through the list, but was one of the most common missed?

-- JACKING OFF --

That's the first guy term for it for that I think I ever heard.

Katherine (Kat)

...oh S**t, I bet that just dated me, didn't it!?! ...and I so wanted to seem to be a nubile teeniebopper.

 

[Lust Engine]

-Dating Miss Michigan (for the geographically impaired, Michigan looks like a glove)

-Bopping the bishop

-Making the 1 eyed wonder weasel puke

-Shining the helmet

 

[Pagliacci]

All others were said except:

-Spank the monkey

 

[Lust Engine]

All others were said except:

-Spank the monkey

I was going to say that but all the PETA protestors had me scared.

 

[pipercatt]

My favs:

(Male) Painting the ceiling
(Female) Double clicking the mouse

 

[Bluesboy2]

Pipercat!

My favs:

(Male) Painting the ceiling
(Female) Double clicking the mouse

*Whack Whack Whack Whack Whack*

*Rubs butt soothingly*