Names for assfucking and assfuckers: let's have some fun

[riff]

I had a buddy of mine a couple of years ago with whom I threw darts. On a Saturday night with no females and nothing to do, we just threw darts. We would try to shake the other's throw by making them laugh or grossing them out. One night we got onto the naming of assfucking and assfuckers:

Up the ol' shit-chimney
Ass pirate
sodomite
the rectal rectory
cock jockey
felch fucker

~laughing~

Make me laugh. Got any good ones?

 

[Andreina]

rectal acrobatics

Halo

 

[riff]

rectal acrobatics

Halo

colon capers?

 

[Jaded1]

How about.........

Fudge packing.....

Jaded1, CT

 

[riff]

stool stuffer!

 

[lobito]

Hershey Highway Haulers
Pooter Scooters
Butt Raiders

 

[Andreina]

bowel banging

(welcome back Lobito, I missed your ass)

Halo

 

[Mistress]

Bum bumper

 

[Andreina]

Poo Pusher (this one though is generally used in reference to gay people)

Halo

 

[Mistress]

Rump Rodeo

 

[riff]

COLON COWBOYS!

 

[christophe]

Going in thru the out door
parking in rear
Twisted grin while banging the rim
fudgepacker



And my wife's favorite: "TRY THAT AGIAN CHRIS AND ILL RIP IT OFF AT THE ROOTS"

 

[riff]

cornhole cops

sphincterism

 

[navarre]

Asshole Bandits

 

[bluntforcemama]

How about Jimi6996 or whatever its name is?

 

[Purple Haze]

Up the old dirt road,

bangin' bung,

stool pool,

colonizing,

humpa rumpa ding dong,

 

[sweetskye]

Tee hee.


How about....getting your brown wings?
If a guy fucks a chick whilst she has her period he's "getting his red wings".
I guess it's an airforce thing!

 

[riff]

How about Jimi6996 or whatever its name is?

~Whoosh~

Over my head..... huh?

Uh....

bunghole barrage

(seems I have a penchant for alliteration)

 

[bluntforcemama]

Don't worry, it's not important, hon.





How about "pardon me, do you have any brown poop-on?"

 

[Calamity Jane]

And my wife's favorite: "TRY THAT AGIAN CHRIS AND ILL RIP IT OFF AT THE ROOTS"

lmao

poor poor christophe! send her to lit, we'll make her see the wonderful thing that is a good ass fuck!

 

[riff]

parapooping? parapoopers?

 

[scylis]

ass spellunker!