Nameless (Closed for Ladyme)

[Ravenloft]

About twenty minutes ago Kyle Perkins had been reading a comic book in the front room of the family cabin in the woods when something that looked like a freaking fireball fell from the sky and crashed out in the woods! Without thinking he'd sprang to his feet, grabbing the old timey gas lantern that hung from the wooden cross beam of the little cabin and raced out the front door to go explore.

Now he was trudging through the woods, looking for where the ball of fire had crashed. "What the hell am I doing" He wondered. "Shit like this NEVER turns out well..." He told himself even as he stumbled upon the spot where the fire had landed. "Holy shit!" He whispered in shock. The crash had taken out several trees and left the ground around it scorched to a cinder! In the middle of it all was some sort of shiny metal capsule...

It took every bit of Kyles will and courage to keep from running the fuck away. He'd been raised on stuff like The Twilight Zone and comic books, so he instantly thought. "Alien?" He whispered to himself, forcing himself to take a step toward the capsule. It was like something out of Star Trek, like some sort of probe or a one man pod.

Without warning it let out a hiss and cracked open, a puff of bluish white vapor curled out from within. Kyle jumped back, nearly dropping the lantern as a set of hands slipped out from inside the capsule! Hands! He nearly peed himself!

 

[Ladyme]

Ow, ow, ow, ow............. My head............. Ow......... Now where am I? I was supposed to be at.... At......... What ARE you?
Looking at a creature that looked similar to me but apparently male was on the ground, carrying a glowing object. He appeared terrified, but I didn't care. I wasn't even sure what planet I was on! Stupid thing ran out of uranium*
What planet am I on?

 

[Ravenloft]

Kyle stumbled back until he hit a tree and then sunk down to his butt in shock. It was a woman, tall, lean and fit, but not a stitch of clothing on her. She looked like she could be an Olympic athlete, if her boobs weren't so big. She acted like her head hurt for a moment then she spotted him and he froze in place, foolishly thinking that if he just didn't move she wouldn't notice him. Then she asked him what he was. Wait, WHAT he was? "Um... I'm human?" He replied, almost as if he was asking her.

She seemed as confused as he was when she asked what planet she was on. "Earth." He said with a little more confidence. He looked her over for anything that would suggest that she was not human herself. She didn't seem all that alien to him, even if her body was out of this world! He slowly got back up to his feet and took off his coat, offering it to her. "Greetings! Do you come in peace? Here, you can use my coat to stay warm."

"Wh-what do you want?" He asked with a small stutter, his imagination conjured up all sorts of sick twisted images of her and an army of naked martian women subjugating the men of earth and making them breed little alien babies for their new martian queens. He blushed over the dirty thoughts and looked down and away for a moment before refocusing on her now that she wore his coat. "So, uh... Come here often?" He asked with a nervous snicker. boy would NASA be proud of him and his First Contact skills! Not!

 

[Ladyme]

EARTH?!?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?! Uuuuuuuuuuugh! I'm sooooo tired of this price of junk!
*kicking my Pod, it lands a hundred yards away*
Right. Forgot the gravity is weak here. Whatever. You, do you have a name?
*turning to you, I crouch, my elbows on my knees*
By the way, why is your skin like this?
*pointing at your clothes, I remember the diagram of humans, but didn't remember their skin being so loose like this*

 

[Ravenloft]

"Y-you know about Earth?" Kyle asked, surprised that the naked alien woman seemed to, but her reaction to the news was pants wettingly scary. She straight up kicked her pod and sent it in a straight line through about fifty full grown trees with one single kick!

"HOLY SHIT!" He shouted, jumping behind the tree he was leaning against to get away from her. "Gravity?" He asked, repeating her in shock. "How the FUCK did you do that?!" He asked, peaking out at her from behind the tree. "What are you, some kind of superwoman?!"

"M-my name? Uhhh, its K-kyle... Kyle Perkins! You're not going to h-hurt me, are you?" He asked, his voice shaking. "Skin?" He blinked, finding the question weird. "Oh, this is a shirt! It's clothing. You know, what you wear to keep warm and, um, hide your body? Uhhh..." He looked at her large, proud breasts and felt himself getting hard and blush at the same time. "Don't you're people wear cloths?"

 

[Ladyme]

Pfffff, no. Why cover what everyone knows is there? what are you doing behind the organic organism? And I wouldn't say super woman, more like extre terrestrial. Your Gravity is much weaker here than my planet. Everything is so much lighter here. Anyway, do have any spare uranium? *getting up, I walk to you, looking up the tree* I don't understand why you're standing here. It's no different here.

 

[Ravenloft]

"Well, for one, it gets cold out and makes for some... Unpleasant... Shrinkage? And B, human's have this thing called modesty. We don't flash our naked bits to just anyone, only someone we really, really like." Kyle garnered some boldness when the alien woman talked to him. "Oh, right, cause kicking something e size of a mini car with your bare foot through about FIFTY trees isn't ANYTHING like super human!" Kyle was about to hyperventilate, he was so freaked out.

He laughed uncontrollably when she asked him if he had any spare uranium. "Oh sure, but I left it in my other pants, back at home..." He was being sarcastic, but something told him that she was serious. "I'm behind this tree... Because I'm afraid you might shove an egg depositor down my throat and make me spawn your alien babies in my stomach..." He replied, having no idea what she could do. She was stupid strong, who knew, maybe her nipples could shoot out like knives or something.

 

[Ladyme]

A WHAT down your WHERE?!
*falling on the floor, I laugh uncontrollably, having never heard that before. I try to calm down, but it's slow progress, especially when I think of the "shrinkage" you spoke of, having definitely heard that too many times to count*
But seriously, you do have uranium, correct? Or am I going to be here for a while?

 

[Ravenloft]

"An egg depositor? You know, like it that movie, Aliens? Oh wait... Never mind." He hadn't been meaning to make her laugh, but she did look nice and sexy, her big boobs jiggling with laughter. He started to laugh a little too, her laughter was kind of infectious.

"Seriously?" he asked between laughs as she asked for uranium again. "No! I don't have any plutonium either, Doc Brown! What kind of pod is that thing? Nuclear?! That can't be good for your skin you know..." He wanted to touch her, but he didn't dare, he knew she could rip his arms off if she didn't like his touch.

"I do have a cabin with a nice soft bed and some fresh food though, if you feel like getting out of the cold." He offered, hoping she would come back to the cabin with him before the men in black showed up and took her away.

 

[Ladyme]

Thank you.
*following you, I accidentally trip on a root, falling on top of you, making us both tumble foreword*
Sorry, sorry, I think I'll just, ah, you know....
*getting up, I float above the ground, helping you up*
Sorry about that.

 

[Ravenloft]

"No problem, its not every day a guy like me meets an alien like you..." He joked as he turned to lead the way. "Where DO you come from anywa-HEY! Omph! Ow!" He started to chat with her but when she tripped and tumbled forward against his back, she took him down like he was nothing. He hit the ground hard, knocking the wind out of him and he split his lip on another tree root.

"Ow! Damn! That hurt!" He groaned as he sat up, touching his bloody lip and wincing. "Yikes!" He cried out as he saw blood on his finger tips. "Wah! Hey!" He shouted in surprise as she picked him up. "God damn! take it easy, would ya? I'm only human, you know!" He got the feeling that this woman didn't really know her strength. "Okay, okay, I'm fine..." He lifted his shirt and held it to his cut lip to try and stop the bleeding. "Just get us back to the cabin... Its..." He looked around, realizing just how lost he'd become "Um... That way... I think?" He looked embarrassed and guilty now.

 

[Ladyme]

*sighing, I pick you up, puting you on my back and fly over the tree tops*
Do you see your house from here?
*i can feel your cock pressing into my back and my eyes knit together, not sure what could have arroused you*

 

[Ravenloft]

Kyle's erection didn't last long, his fear of heights and the pain of his lip managed to make him go limp against her back, in more ways than one. "Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck! Pleasedon'tdropme!!!" He panicked a little as she flew up above the trees with him on her back, like he was nothing more than a sack of potatoes.

Her question forced him to look down and that's when the nausea hit him. "Ooooh... Urp!" He gagged, closing his eyes as they watered. "Focus... Focus... Deep breath, Kyle..." He told himself in a soft whisper. Eventually, he regained control of himself and cracked one eye open. "Uhhh...." He scanned the cabins that surrounded the woods and the lake. He spotted one with smoke coming out of its chimney. He was the only one out here this weekend and he'd left a fire going, so that had to be his place. "There!" He tried to point, but felt like he was going to fall, so he groped ahold of 'superwoman' even tighter in his panic.

 

[Ladyme]

Um........ Ok then..................
*a bit surprised, but unfazed, I fly there quickly. Even after I landed, you remained there, especially your hands*
Um, if you don't mind, could you, you know, get down?
*you grabbing my tits wasn't at all unpleasant. Just.... Unexpected. As you get down shakily, I look at your cabin* is this your base?

 

[Ravenloft]

Kyle had shut his eyes and hooked his legs around the alien woman, so he had no idea that they had landed. "What?" Kyle cracked one eye open again, finally realizing that they were once more on the ground. "Oh! Sorry..." He hopped off of her, his face hot with embarrassment over having grabbed her breasts and using them as hand hold to keep himself safe from falling.

She didn't seem the slightest bit upset though as she moved on, looking the family cabin over. "Base?" He asked, laughing. "No, its just my family's lake side cabin. I guess you were expecting a Fortress of Solitude, made out of ice, or something? Sorry to disappoint you, Miss..." He scratched his head.

"Do you have a name? Or do your people not believe in those either? "Hey, what about your little pod? We can't just leave it out in the woods... I'm betting there will be FBI or something combing the woods within a few hours, looking for you, or whatever caused so much damage out there." He shrugged, regaining some of his composure and sense of humor. "Welcome to earth."

 

[Ladyme]

FBI?
*shrugging I quickly fly and grab it and fly back, seeing your still there, watching me with your mouth wide open. As I land, I set it down under the porch. Walking up the steps, I look back at you and smile*
Come on! We need to rest.

 

[Ravenloft]

"Rest? Yeah, right, fat chance! I have WAY too many questions to ask, I can't sleep now. " He followed her in.

"Like, who are you? What's your name?"

"Where do you come from?"

"You've been to earth before?"

"If this isn't where you wanted to be, where were you going?"

"Oh my god, you're like, superhuman!"

Kyle started to hyperventilate as he leaned against a chair at the kitchen table. He tried to control his breathing, but the taste of fresh blood on his lips made him panic more.

"I thing I'm gonna... Pass... Ou..." He hit the floor, unconscious.

 

[Ladyme]

*smiling, I pick you up and place you on a long, soft seat. Taking a blanket, I lay it over him. Sitting on the floor in front of your face, I watch you sleep until you wake up, jumping for some reason.

 

[Ravenloft]

Kyle snored softly as he slept. He woke a few hours later, rubbing his nose and smacking his dry lips. It hurt. Why did it hurt? He cracked open on eye and there was a fresh faced woman just sitting there, mere inches from him, staring. "Whaugh!" He cried out, sitting up right and pulling the blanket up as if it would protect him. "Wait..." He realized that none of what had happened earlier was a dream. It was really, very real. "H-hello... Again." He squeaked out at her, peeking over the top of the blanket. "How long was I out?" He asked, dropping the blanket in his lap. "Ugh, my lip hurts..." He groaned. "And I'm hungry, how about you? Do you eat?" He got up to go to the old lever handled fridge in the kitchen. Kitchen, heh, right, the kitchen, dining room and living room were pretty much all one room.

There were two bedrooms and a bath room on the left side of the cabin and a screened in porch on the right. Outside there was a wooden deck overlooking the lake and a set of old, worn down brick steps leading down there, about fifty steps long.

 

[Ladyme]

Yes I do eat. I'm guessing humans don't eat zekrons, do you?
*sitting on a chair, I watch you, seeing your confusion I get my answer*
Apparently not. What foods DO humans eat?
*looking around, I note how different earth is from my planet, Sector 2839*

 

[Ravenloft]

"What's a Zekron look like? Earth might have a close approximation actually." He bent down to scan through what was left in the fridge. "There's a bunch of soda in here, some of my aunts special mexican casserole, its good, you might like that. Um... A jar of pickles, some olives... Booze!" He grabbed a bottle of wine and turned to show it off. "Does your planet have alcohol?" He immediately went and got them a couple of glasses.

 

[Ladyme]

Alcohol? I don't believe we have this liquid substance.
*once you pour me a glass, I take it and drink it down, the taste something I am unfamiliar with, but do enjoy. As you pour more for yourself, I finish what I have*
A zekron is a delicious, yet tough meat. It comes from an organism similar to a humans "cow".
*pouring me some more, I look at you, noticing things I hadn't before. As I drink some more, I realize that I find you rather atractive. Blushing slightly, I continue to drink more before I start to hiccup, unused to such a sensation or outburst*

 

[Ravenloft]

"It's distilled and brewed from plants. Don't your people farm?" Kyle pointed out, trying to ask more about her planet. He looked up from pouring himself a glass to ring hers empty already. "Woah, easy now, alcohol can intoxicate you. Be careful, no more driving for you tonight missy."

"Similar to cows huh? Is that why they say aliens abduct them all the time? Cause it reminds them of home? Well, you're in luck, I just so happen to have a nice thick cut of steak that I've been marinating in beef stock. I can go grill this bad boy up and share it with you!"

 

[Ladyme]

*giggling, I nod. Sitting down, I drink more*
We do have drinks with these effects, but they are not as strong.
*watching you, I see the attractive features I had missed before*

 

[Ravenloft]

"Take it easy on that then, don't want to have you pass out or anything." Kyle said with a chuckle as he got up to go cook the steak. He noticed the way she was looking at him and smiled, he wasn't used to being looked at like that. It felt nice. Kind of figured though, that it took an alien to see him like that. "So... do you have anyone back home?"