Name the woman in my bed

[Lancecastor]

I cant remember.

 

[SolarHomo]

Ralph.

 

[Que]

Ugly Betty

 

[toubab]

I cant remember.

At least you knew her name at one point.

 

[yossi]

Zarflax

 

[RedAllan]

Is there a prize?

 

[Lancecastor]

Shes asian

 

[SolarHomo]

Duck-Hwan

 

[Bidin~Time]

You're so shy, it's endearing, really.

 

[Lancecastor]

I think it begins with a D, so when she wakes up i ll just call her Dolf.

 

[toubab]

I think it begins with a D, so when she wakes up i ll just call her Dolf.

It's probably not Dolores.

 

[yossi]

Does it rhyme with a female body part?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1g5iPdwTL4

 

[yossi]

It's probably not Dolores.

Jinx!

 

[toubab]

Jinx!

 

[Lancecastor]

Between her accent and the tequila, who knows?

 

[evesdream]

It's "sweetheart" until you have a chance to check her driver's license, (assuming she gave you her real name to begin with.)

 

[Que]

I think it begins with a D, so if she wakes up i ll just call her Dolf.

How much chloroform did you use, exactly?

 

[Lancecastor]

It's "sweetheart" until you have a chance to check her driver's license, (assuming she gave you her real name to begin with.)

Checking her purse seems invasive.

Then again, i did invade her orifices.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

If you want to visit the snowbird's US 'winter' home...

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[dolf]

dearest uncle lance... you really are a diabolical old slag. it's sluttery like this that reminds me i'm just not special

I think it begins with a D, so when she wakes up i ll just call her Dolf.

that was sort of sweet though

 

[Laurel]

When I was a kid, I wanted a kitten so I could name it Mittens. But my parents never gave me a kitten.

So you should name her Mittens.

 

[dolf]

When I was a kid, I wanted a kitten so I could name it Mittens. But my parents never gave me a kitten.

So you should name her Mittens.

I always wanted a giant schnauzer called carson. and schnauzers are way cooler than kittens! so he should name her carson.

 

[pointless]

go with ashley. it's like at least a 1 in 4 chance.

 

[Brollyanna]

FigmentOfYourImagination? SockPuppet?

 

[Disgustipated]

http://forum.literotica.com/member.php?u=2442463