Name the Behemoth

OhMissScarlett said:
Maybe that was the plan. "She won't be able to afford to get too far in this!"

you know what? I think you've hit the nail on the head!
 
Aww come on.

Call it "Juice". :rolleyes: :cool:

Cat

(Just don't keep your black driving gloves on the dashboard.)
 
SeaCat said:
Aww come on.

Call it "Juice". :rolleyes: :cool:

Cat

(Just don't keep your black driving gloves on the dashboard.)

har!

Juice whichmade me think of cum...

Moby Dick was a Sperm Whale, right (not a wright whale)? Although sperm is not semen, semen is white or CLOUDY white. And of course seamen hunt whales.

so call the thing "sperm"

or "Spermy" to be cute.






or not.
 
Ravlicious said:
Kind of amusing, yeah, but I don't know if I'd say "cute." ;) :D
well perhaps a "cutesyfied" version of "sperm" then? Not cute in and of itself, no.
 
WARNINGWARNING said:
har!

Juice whichmade me think of cum...

Moby Dick was a Sperm Whale, right (not a wright whale)? Although sperm is not semen, semen is white or CLOUDY white. And of course seamen hunt whales.

so call the thing "sperm"

or "Spermy" to be cute.
or not.
Quick question, Cloudy. Is this name for you, or for the kids too? If so, are we looking for a double entendre they won't get? Or just something funny?
 
nobody for "Nimbus" eh?

Cloudy..Large storm cloud...

sounds sorta like dufus

nimrod/dufus
also big-as-a-bus
 
S-Des said:
Quick question, Cloudy. Is this name for you, or for the kids too? If so, are we looking for a double entendre they won't get? Or just something funny?

I'm sure the kids will hear it too...eventually. :D
 
cloudy said:
I'm sure the kids will hear it too...eventually. :D
Like just after you fill it up?
"Stupid-gas-guzzling-piece-of-shit!"

hmmm...maybe somehow you can create an acronym around that concept?
 
WARNINGWARNING said:
Like just after you fill it up?
"Stupid-gas-guzzling-piece-of-shit!"

hmmm...maybe somehow you can create an acronym around that concept?
Not exact, but the sound conveys the sense of it well: SGGIT.
 
I used to call my last full sized Chevrolet (a 98 one ton pickup, same basic truck but without the back seats) "Shit-Box" because of how many times it left me stranded on the side of the highway. (three times before it hit 80k miles)

One peice of advice: AAA
 
cloudy said:
I'm sure the kids will hear it too...eventually. :D
With that in mind, maybe it should be at least relatively clean. Let me think.....

Well...You said it's large, white, costs too much to feed, and not what you wanted…sounds like a man (a little like me ;) ). Maybe you should name him George. Then you can hug him and pet him and squeeze him. :D

Ugh, I know that's bad...sorry. I'll try to come up with something better. Where are Jammies or Scheh when I need them?
 
S-Des said:
With that in mind, maybe it should be at least relatively clean. Let me think.....

Well...You said it's large, white, costs too much to feed, and not what you wanted…sounds like a man (a little like me ;) ). Maybe you should name him George. Then you can hug him and pet him and squeeze him. :D

Ugh, I know that's bad...sorry. I'll try to come up with something better. Where are Jammies or Scheh when I need them?

BWAH!

Hug him and pet him and squeeze him.

My kids love that cartoon line.

:cathappy:
 
Call it Herbert! You can name it after the behemoth that I got when I was in America and asked the rental company for the smallest car that they had!

The Earl
 
TheEarl said:
Call it Herbert! You can name it after the behemoth that I got when I was in America and asked the rental company for the smallest car that they had!

The Earl
It was a minivan, sweetness ... just cos it could comfortably seat eleven people .... :D

"It's a fucking bus!"
 
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