Kymberley
I perfected 'BITCHYNESS'
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Here's the deal. We have a Lab puppy that we never planned on keeping. You know what they say about what you plan and what you actually end up doing.
So now we are debating the naming of the puppy.
He is a yellow lab, just a little darker than most. He is fiesty as hell, a true Lab trait.
His parents and older sister also live with us, they are named Emma, Grady and sis Honey. (I call her Little Honey FuFu)
He is just being called "the puppy" right now. I am sure he is very left out knowing we can't even come up with a proper name for him.
So here is your chance to have your own Cyber Puppy.
For the person who helps with the winning name, I will email periodic pictures of "your" puppy to you.
You will receive a little note with each picture, detailing all the shoes, panties, rolls of toilet paper, and any of the other various household items he has manage to locate, chew and destroy.
You will be able to note his progress from pooping whenever and where ever he chooses, to finally remembering that the backyard is a much better toilet for a dog.
You will be able to read all about the times that the cats are cornered by him or have cornered him, as well as all the ways they manage to escape each others terrorizing.
Sounds great doesn't it? Your own puppy and not a single penny to provide for his raising and up keep. You never have to get up at 2am to take him out. You never have to go on Pooper Scooper duty.
We would want his name to be a two syllable name. It must be some what manly, since the boys will not allow me to give him a sissy name. They are convinced the 3 cats, other 4 dogs and the rabbit will chastise him forever if it is not a name that commands respect.
Good luck! Thanks!
So now we are debating the naming of the puppy.
He is a yellow lab, just a little darker than most. He is fiesty as hell, a true Lab trait.
His parents and older sister also live with us, they are named Emma, Grady and sis Honey. (I call her Little Honey FuFu)
He is just being called "the puppy" right now. I am sure he is very left out knowing we can't even come up with a proper name for him.
So here is your chance to have your own Cyber Puppy.
For the person who helps with the winning name, I will email periodic pictures of "your" puppy to you.
You will receive a little note with each picture, detailing all the shoes, panties, rolls of toilet paper, and any of the other various household items he has manage to locate, chew and destroy.
You will be able to note his progress from pooping whenever and where ever he chooses, to finally remembering that the backyard is a much better toilet for a dog.
You will be able to read all about the times that the cats are cornered by him or have cornered him, as well as all the ways they manage to escape each others terrorizing.
Sounds great doesn't it? Your own puppy and not a single penny to provide for his raising and up keep. You never have to get up at 2am to take him out. You never have to go on Pooper Scooper duty.
We would want his name to be a two syllable name. It must be some what manly, since the boys will not allow me to give him a sissy name. They are convinced the 3 cats, other 4 dogs and the rabbit will chastise him forever if it is not a name that commands respect.
Good luck! Thanks!
(I went to school with a girl who named her dog this)
