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My publisher :eek: (How cool does THAT sound?) wants me to have a "real" name. Apparently, "impressive" just doesn't cut it. :rolleyes: ;)

I got some suggestions in ABSTRUSIONS last night ...

Eve Press
Emma Press
Em Pressive
Fancy Licksalot (from Dran/cloudy's AH name generator)

Colly recommended that I skip the cleverness and have a name that's more significant and reflective of my spirit (such as a Native American translation).

I've been looking through the author list at phaze.com and some of the authors have gimmicky names (e.g., Dreama Faire) and others do not.

So, friends, please help me pick a new nom de plume! :rose:
 
TheEarl said:
What's your porn star name? You know, you take your christian name as being that of your first pet and your surname as being the first word of your road name.

That could create quite an interesting nom de plume. I'm Snoopy Haven, but the best I've heard is a friend of mine who's Swifty Swallows.

The Earl

That would be Pooh Main ... or Pooh St. Main (where the St. stands for Street, not Saint).
 
Hey Lucious,

How about, Emma Devilish,
Imp Perfection,
Em Delicious

Okay so they arent great, I wouldnt do well doing screen writing for porn videos! lmao
C
 
SensualCealy said:
Hey Lucious,

How about, Emma Devilish,
Imp Perfection,
Em Delicious

Okay so they arent great, I wouldnt do well doing screen writing for porn videos! lmao
C

Thanks. I'm not set on a "porn star" moniker ... but I won't rule it out yet, either.
 
impressive said:
That would be Pooh Main ... or Pooh St. Main (where the St. stands for Street, not Saint).
or, you could always use my porn name, which was Muffin Freemont. :rolleyes:

other suggestions:

Saffron Robes

Edna St. Vincent Malaise

Mercy Fuchs(pronounced "Fox" of course.)

Seriously, though I think I would go back and look at old family names if I had to pick a pen name. If you have some good family history available, it would be fun to look through and pick which names you liked. I'd probably even use my great grandmother's name, which was Anna Hazel, cause I've always loved it. :cattail:
 
impressive said:
That would be Pooh Main ... or Pooh St. Main (where the St. stands for Street, not Saint).

<struggling to keep a straight face> Yeah, use that one. It just screams class.

</straight face><cackling>


Have you any preferences for first names?

The Earl
 
TheEarl said:
Have you any preferences for first names?

I like Jade ... and I've also considered using Stormy (from "Wetter ...")

... but nothing is screaming at me.
 
OhMissScarlett said:
or, you could always use my porn name, which was Muffin Freemont. :rolleyes:

other suggestions:

Saffron Robes

Edna St. Vincent Malaise

Mercy Fuchs(pronounced "Fox" of course.)

Seriously, though I think I would go back and look at old family names if I had to pick a pen name. If you have some good family history available, it would be fun to look through and pick which names you liked. I'd probably even use my great grandmother's name, which was Anna Hazel, cause I've always loved it. :cattail:

Fuchs ... :cattail:
 
impressive said:
I like Jade ... and I've also considered using Stormy (from "Wetter ...")

... but nothing is screaming at me.

I was thinking about suggesting one of your character names.

You could always go for Jade Pavilion. That was 19C Chinese slang for a vagina :D.

The Earl
 
TheEarl said:
You could always go for Jade Pavilion. That was 19C Chinese slang for a vagina :D.

The Earl

:D -- possibly obscure enough to not seem porn-starish.

Cealy -- Emma (or just Em) has a lot of potential, especially if I go with a play on "impressive."
 
OK, I submit to you (yeah, I wish) the following two names:

Jillian Callaghan (Jillian means, simply, girl; Callaghan means discreet - a perfect Nom De Plume, if you ask me)

and

Lena Machrie (Lena means alluring, temptress; Machrie means my beloved)

I had a blast picking out my nom de plume a couple of years ago and have written under a couple of times. For your own research, I send you to www.babynamesworld.com (for first names) and www.last-names.net (for last names). Good luck, Imp!
 
logophile said:
OK, I submit to you (yeah, I wish) the following two names:

Jillian Callaghan (Jillian means, simply, girl; Callaghan means discreet - a perfect Nom De Plume, if you ask me)

and

Lena Machrie (Lena means alluring, temptress; Machrie means my beloved)

I had a blast picking out my nom de plume a couple of years ago and have written under a couple of times. For your own research, I send you to www.babynamesworld.com (for first names) and www.last-names.net (for last names). Good luck, Imp!

Thanks, sexy lady. I'll whittle away my day at these sites. :kiss:
 
Anagrams of Impressive : Full List Here


Miss Rip Vee
Eve I Prisms


Rejected ideas :

MISSIVE REP - to focused
SIMPER VISE - sounds painful
VIPERS ME IS - that one will give me a nightmare

MERE PISS IV - probably not in good taste
PERE MISS IV - Father Miss?
PEER MISS IV -
SPREE I'M VIS - sounds like someones garbled dying words
VESPERS I I'M - a fallen Catholic?
SEEPS RIM VI - recurring anal seepage connotations - probably not a good idea
VEEP I'M SIRS - Your the Vice President?
VERSES I IMP - impish poet - Hmm, possibilities
VERSE IMP IS - see above

SEVERS I IMP - impishly hacks off limbs?
SERVES I'M PI - I like it--a pie serving mathematician waitress - How "Twin Peaks"
EVER I'M PISS - always angry?
EVES I'M RIPS - resting in peace?
IMPRESS VIE
PISSER EM VI

Signed : Ted E Bare
aka A BEER TED, BEATER ED, REBATE ED,BETA DEER,
 
Midnight Storm

Mara Black

Summer Storm

Autum Rain (kindof a Neo-Hippie thing)

Emma St. Black



Ok, It's to early, I'll have to keep thinking.
 
cheerful_deviant said:
Midnight Storm

Mara Black

Summer Storm

Autum Rain (kindof a Neo-Hippie thing)

Emma St. Black



Ok, It's to early, I'll have to keep thinking.

Please do! :kiss:
 
I have a personal love for the name Jade and have always thought it spoke of the more carnal side of things. I'd love to see it incorporated into your nom.
 
lucky-E-leven said:
I have a personal love for the name Jade and have always thought it spoke of the more carnal side of things. I'd love to see it incorporated into your nom.

Mara Jade :cool:

(Why does that sound familiar? :confused: )
 
rgraham666 said:
This name just popped into my head.

Carla Noir.

I like the Noir. Carla doesn't gel. Carly, though *grin* (character in "Boiling Point")

Jade Noir?

Stormy Noir?
 
lucky-E-leven said:
I have a personal love for the name Jade and have always thought it spoke of the more carnal side of things.

I agree. It's an erotic name.
 
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