Name some things that would be laying around the house that would be fun to.....

[Starfish]

...fuck thyself with.


I think that my hairbrush handle is looking really smashing this evening.

 

[Guest]

 

[Cerberus666]

not that i could, that whole penis thing and im not shovin nothin up my ass but the can of Pringles would be kinda funny to see.

 

[Pyper]

Tennis racket handle for that really full feeling.

 

[GreenEyedGodess]

a GIGANTIC fountain pen!

 

[Guru]

 

[superlittlegirl]

I'm feeling like a prude because I'd just rather use one of my dildoes.

I haven't looked to household objects for satisfaction since silicone came into my life.

I'm so dull and boring. I'm sorry.

 

[curious2c]

three 'c' cell maglight flashlight, in royal blue, aluminum. Not me of course but i'll bet...

 

[Starfish]

not that i could, that whole penis thing and im not shovin nothin up my ass but the can of Pringles would be kinda funny to see.

Right, but havn't you ever taken an empty paper towel roll with some paper towels placed just right up inside for cushioning, then saran wrap lined, for that silky smoothness your cock desires and then some lube, and just fucked away at it?


If I were a dude, that is exactly what I'd do.

 

[Marxist]

Star, are you still going at it with the screwdriver? Send me pics, OK?

 

[Starfish]

Cantelope.

Chilled or Unchilled?

 

[Cerberus666]

Right, but havn't you ever taken an empty paper towel roll with some paper towels placed just right up inside for cushioning, then saran wrap lined, for that silky smoothness your cock desires and then some lube, and just fucked away at it?


If I were a dude, that is exactly what I'd do.

hmmm. Rather interesting, however, I'm a traditionalist I prefer the good ole' hand myself.

 

[H'venlee]

Does my husband count?


Well...he is just lying around.

 

[Pyper]

Right, but havn't you ever taken an empty paper towel roll with some paper towels placed just right up inside for cushioning, then saran wrap lined, for that silky smoothness your cock desires and then some lube, and just fucked away at it?


If I were a dude, that is exactly what I'd do.

Man, you're creative.

 

[Marxist]

Man, you're creative.

She's the Martha Stewart of Do-It-Yourself Sex.

 

[phrodeau]

Have you got a cell phone?

Set it to vibrate and I'll give you a call.

 

[Starfish]

Uh, yeah, I am creative. And horny. Without the horniness, I'd be unmotivated to use my creativity.


Or is it just that I am a....

 

[Starfish]

Have you got a cell phone?

Set it to vibrate and I'll give you a call.

Damn....

I don't know how to get it to go to viberate, and I even more don't know how to shut voice mail off so it will ring and ring and ring and ring, and not cut off before I cum.

 

[Cibo]

Right, but havn't you ever taken an empty paper towel roll with some paper towels placed just right up inside for cushioning, then saran wrap lined, for that silky smoothness your cock desires and then some lube, and just fucked away at it?


If I were a dude, that is exactly what I'd do.

I can't do that.

 

[leelee29]

I have used candles, flashlights, cucumbers, and a thighmaster for clit stimulation.

 

[phrodeau]

Paper towel rolls are too small. I'm afraid I would need a gift-wrapping paper roll to achieve a decent fit.

 

[Cibo]

Paper towel rolls are too small. I'm afraid I would need a gift-wrapping paper roll to achieve a decent fit.

agreed

 

[SpiceCake]

I have a nightstick that a cop friend of mine gave me as a housewarming gift - I used that ONCE!

Let's see: cucumbers, thick carrots, the handle of the ice cream scoop, the small can of parm cheese (lisd closed of course).

Yup that's all I can think of for now!

 

[Starfish]

Paper towel rolls are too small. I'm afraid I would need a gift-wrapping paper roll to achieve a decent fit.

So it's a girth problem?

I think you should come see Dr. Starfish pronto, so I can inspect and maybe we can mold you a orthopedic starfish pussy to use instead.

Those are Dr's orders, so don't you ignore this young man!

 

[Aquila]

I have a nightstick that a cop friend of mine gave me as a housewarming gift - I used that ONCE!

Let's see: cucumbers, thick carrots, the handle of the ice cream scoop, the small can of parm cheese (lisd closed of course).

Yup that's all I can think of for now!

Oh my Fucking GOD.

[*falls in worship*]