Name Rumple's AV, official ballot

[Rumple Foreskin]

Greetings,

Time has come for the AH faithful to answer the call to duty and settle the burning issue of what name should be given to my yuletide AV. Thanks to sharp-eyed Gary Chambers, we now know the model is former Playboy Playmate, Karen McDougal.

Therefore, the sole question before this astute assembly is what title should be given the AV? From the tidal wave (ripple?) of outstanding (unique?) suggestions that came flooding (dribbling?) in, the cracked crew here at No Hope Enterprises has selected ten finalist.

Vote early and vote often. Those needing inspiration, or stimulation, are advised to scroll down.



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Just another fine service of:
No Hope Enterprises
Rumple Foreskin CEO (chief erotic offender)

 

[doormouse]

Greetings,

Time has come for the AH faithful to answer the call to duty and settle the burning issue of what name should be given to my yuletide AV. Thanks to sharp-eyed Gary Chambers, we now know the model is former Playboy Playmate, Karen McDougal.

Therefore, the sole question before this astute assembly is what title should be given the AV? From the tidal wave (ripple?) of outstanding (unique?) suggestions that came flooding (dribbling?) in, the cracked crew here at No Hope Enterprises has selected ten finalist.

Vote early and vote often. Those needing inspiration, or stimulation, are advised to scroll down.



http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/909970/Christmas03.jpg

Just another fine service of:
No Hope Enterprises
Rumple Foreskin CEO (chief erotic offender)

Heyyyy where's silicone cecily? lol

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Must be cold outside.

I think her nipple is stuck to the window.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Re: Re: Name Rumple's AV, official ballot

Heyyyy where's silicone cecily? lol

I told you it was a cracked crew of No Hope analyst. Did I forget to mention they were anally oriented analyst?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[doormouse]

Must be cold outside.

I think her nipple is stuck to the window.

PMSL!!

Don't panic people, they're not real, she wouldn't feel a thing

 

[doormouse]

Umm...

Rumple, Lopsided Butt Bunny needs to get a mention.

Come on artisty people.... her butt cheek further away from the camera is larger.

Things that make you go hmmm....

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

.... her butt cheek further away from the camera is larger....

The Hunchbum of Nutty Dame?

 

[Gary Chambers]

The Hunchbum of Nutty Dame?

"Sanctuary! She gave me sanctuary!"

"Never mind, keep taking the pills. It will go away with time."

Okay, that's the funniest name by far. Like your avatar by the way. As soon as I saw it, slowly I turned, and step by step, inch by inch...

 

[Boxlicker101]

She is standing with most of her weight on her right foot, so the muscles in that cheek are tensed, while the other muscles are relaxed, making her right bun appear smaller. Besides this, her left leg is swung slightly back and the top of that thigh is more prominent. She wouldn't have made it as a centerfold if she had a really lop-sided ass.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Since Gauche set a deadline for the voting to end on his contest, I feel compelled to keep up with the Critics. Therefore, voting will close at 3:00 pm CTT (Central Texas Time) tomorrow unless:

1. The snow and and sleet here in Dallas (I kid you not) knocks out the power.

2. There's a good football game on the tube.

3. The wife-unit and I get into a wild, marathon sex scene.

or, much, much, more likely,

4. I forget.

So vote early and vote often.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Four hours left 'till voting close.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

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[Rumple Foreskin]

Perdita's RUMPSKAYAYA The Big Winner!

Rumpskayaya! Rumpskayaya! Rumpskayaya! Rumpskayaya! Rumpskayaya! Rumpskayaya!
Rumpskayaya! Rumpskayaya! Rumpskayaya! Rumpskayaya! Rumpskayaya! Rumpskayaya!
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Rumpskayaya! Rumpskayaya! Rumpskayaya! Rumpskayaya! Rumpskayaya! Rumpskayaya!

Yes, dearly beloved, RUMPSKAYAYA says it all.

Once again, PERDITA, the Matriarch of the Authors Hangout has set the standard for the rest of us to try and emulate. Although Tatelou, SensualCealy, and Gary Chambers were closing fast, they couldn't nose out (so to speak) the RUMPskayaya.

Thanks to one and all for your suggestions and votes. I'm sure we're all relieved that, thanks to Perdita, my AV now has a name, RUMPSKAYAYA.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

Re: Perdita's RUMPSKAYAYA The Big Winner!

Yes, dearly beloved, RUMPSKAYAYA says it all.

Once again, PERDITA, the Matriarch of the Authors Hangout has set the standard for the rest of us to try and emulate. Although Tatelou, SensualCealy, and Gary Chambers were closing fast, they couldn't nose out (so to speak) the RUMPskayaya.

Thanks to one and all for your suggestions and votes. I'm sure we're all relieved that, thanks to Perdita, my AV now has a name, RUMPSKAYAYA.

Rumple Foreskin

LOL! A toast to RUMPSKAYAYA. God bless 'er an' all who sail in 'er.

 

[CharleyH]

I did not see the thread asking

If from feet up I'd have said pussy foot

but . . . ICE sheena . . . Rack Frost . . . ICE CREAM

No help - sorry

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

LOL! A toast to RUMPSKAYAYA. God bless 'er an' all who sail in 'er.

Yes. Someone should pray for her cargo of seamen.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Yes. Someone should pray for her cargo of seamen.

I've got a hunch that cargo has already been blessed. Gary Chambers said she married a millionaire--maybe he has a yacht. Maybe she's going down on the seamen in a ship

Quick segue: I'm a little surprised no one had anything to say about the cute bunny rabbits.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

. . . I'm a little surprised no one had anything to say about the cute bunny rabbits. . .

I believe frigid bunny rabbits are what is called a mixed metaphor.

 

[Huckleman2000]

I did not see the thread asking

If from feet up I'd have said pussy foot

but . . . ICE sheena . . . Rack Frost . . . ICE CREAM

No help - sorry

Rack Frost
That made me laugh.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Quick segue: I'm a little surprised no one had anything to say about the cute bunny rabbits.

Rumple Foreskin

When you are looking at somebody as beautiful and sexy as Rumpskayaya, who notices estraneous things like rabbits?

 

[Gary Chambers]

I've got a hunch that cargo has already been blessed. Gary Chambers said she married a millionaire--maybe he has a yacht. Maybe she's going down on the seamen in a ship

Quick segue: I'm a little surprised no one had anything to say about the cute bunny rabbits.

Rumple Foreskin

I'm not completely certain about the millionaire bit. A few years back someone declared that Rumpskayaya had the most exquisite bum ever to be punctured with a binder's staple. Someone else disagreed and a poll was held online. I can't recall who won, but I seem to recall that some of her fans were crestfallen to learn she had married some very wealthy man and retired from the body beautiful biz. As an aside, though she is very beautiful, of course, I wonder if she would have achieved such fame had her centrefold layout not appeared in an edition of Playboy alongside Kurt Vonnegut's swan song short story. Come to think of it, that edition also had a picture feature about the Miss Canada who lost her crown for boxing her ex boyfriend's new lover in a Newfoundland bar. For a month it was almost as though Playboy had returned to its glory days, and Rumpskayaya was the steaming sauce on the feast.