name my dildo!

[Stella_Omega]

(Edited to add) This thread was begun back in february- all the names are pretty much settles, and the domains an stuff....
but the website is up, and now I'm trawling for comments about it.
take a look-see and then go to the end of the thread, geeze!


Some of us know that I make lathe-turned wooden dildoes, right? Well, it's about time I set up a website to sell the little fuckers
My dilemma- what do I call them? "Woodies" is just not romantic enough, sorry!
At one point, I called them "Passion Play" but I ain't religious, and you know, the Christians have kind of a monoploy on that term.
Another company that I highly respect is called "Vixen"
I have a couple of domain names registered; "Probablepossible' and "stellaomega"
Anyone have a brainstorm for me? I'll send a dildo to the person who names them!
http://stellaomega.com/images/product/linghams.jpg

 

[carsonshepherd]

I don't have a name, but wow!

 

[PearlNecklace]

I can't think of name for them either (sorry) but also wanted to say how cool they are!

 

[arienette]

Oh my, they're so damn cool!
I kind of like "Woodies"...Simple and to the point.

 

[English Lady]

I'm guessing "wooden willies" isn't what you're looking for either

"Wood you."

"Wood for you"

"turned on" (as in wood turning)

"natural pleasures"

are all I can think of at the moment...

 

[Rope64]

What kind of wood do you usually use?

 

[Stella_Omega]

English Lady, my blossom, these are very nice!
I like "Wood You" perhaps as a website name?

keep 'em coming my friends, if you will

 

[Aurora Black]

"Woodland Pleasures"?

 

[Stella_Omega]

What kind of wood do you usually use?

I can use many woods, The one on the right is Walnut, the other two happen to be Oak- most of the painted ones are Oak, or Ash, or Birch.

 

[joeys-game]

Just Good Wood

Wooden works

Wood is Good

 

[Aurora Black]

"Morning Wood"?

"Sweet Hollows"?

"Smooth Surrender"?

 

[neonlyte]

'One Good Turn'

'splinter my sphincter'

'Saplings Playthings'

'Knot what you think'

 

[Alessia Brio]

Start with types of wood/trees, then play on words ...

Cherry Maple
Ash Delight
Mahogany Creamer

 

[Rope64]

"Sex Shillelaghs"

"Mahogany Margarets" (the nickname for "Margaret" being ... ?)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Pinocchios Playthings.

 

[Rope64]

"Louisville Pluggers" (sorry)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

"Louisville Pluggers" (sorry)

PMSL!!!!

 

[Aurora Black]

The Birch Rod.

 

[English Lady]

English Lady, my blossom, these are very nice!
I like "Wood You" perhaps as a website name?

keep 'em coming my friends, if you will

yes, I think it would be a nice website name

*thinks for ideas*

"good wood"

 

[Stella_Omega]

"Louisville Pluggers" (sorry)

Har!

Pinnochio... hmm, there may be something in that!

"Lie to me, Pinnochio, lie again!"

 

[joeys-game]

Wood Love


Wicked wood


Wantin Wood

Wood you?

 

[Aurora Black]

"Polish My Knob."

 

[Tom Collins]

a few suggestions from me, Sir Stella...
Nature's Pleasures
Natural Pleasures
Organic Orgasms
Neo-Dildo
Pleasures Primeval
Forgotten Phalluses
Phalluses of Yore

BTW, Stella...when was the last time someone told you how incredably handsome you are? I love that AV!

 

[Rope64]

"Pinnochio's ... Deceptions? Deceits?"

"Beaver Pleasers" (sorry)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Har!

Pinnochio... hmm, there may be something in that!

"Lie to me, Pinnochio, lie again!"

its good you have a hobby.