Name an Athlete, Coach/Mgr that You Would Love to Fuck

[DulceCrema]

where do I start??

*ALLEN IVERSON*...those lips, those braids...oh my...the Answer, for sure..
Chris Fuamatu-Ma'afala...rb for the steelers...sexy Samoan yumminess..
Derek Jeter (so pretty), Vladimir Guerrero (mmm), Rey Ordoñez..and I could go ON and ON with baseball players...I love me some baseball...
Vince Carter...that bald head..ooo...

Boy...I could go on and on...

I love athletes...I hope that doesn't get in the way of my chosen profession..

 

[Siren]

Still in Olympics mode myself

 

[Joe Adcock]

I guess we will just have to be put on his rotation schedule....lol

I do adore Shane Spencer too...and Derek Jeter..and Bernie Williams....sigh....so many hot Yankees to choose from.

I can fill my time with Mr. Izzo, too.....


Kisses,
Cassidy

Last night on SNL, they showed a series of sports related sketches, including the one from Derek Jeter's appearance where they dressed him in drag and made him play Mrs. Alfonso Soriano.

The best lines:

Asked where Roger Clemens' partner met him, she answered "He was in an anger management class I was teaching."

To Chuck Knoblach's very jealous wife: "Janet, nobody wants to sleep with Chuck Knoblach."

Jeter, explaining why he doesn't find himself attractive: "Jeter looks like if The Rock had sex with a muppet."

 

[Joe Adcock]

And now a serious reply . . .

Chris Witty! American speedskater from Wisconsin -- flaming copper-red hair -- little black-rimmed glasses, gorgeous skin, just sexy as hell. I want to make her take off those glasses and drop her head back in abandon....

 

[MechaBlade]

I'm no good at this...

Michelle Kwan

 

[tigerjen]

My picks.....

From the NY Yankees.....Chuck Knoblauch

From the Olympics (my my seems to be a popular
pick on this thread and others!)........

Bode Miller (skiing)
Jim Shea Jr. (skeleton)
Brett Hull (hockey)

 

[DulceCrema]

I completely forgot my baby daddy...The Rock...the things I could do with that man and his pecs...arms...hands...those thighs...ooohhh...I could lay some yummy smackdown on his tasty poo candy ass...

Of course, he's more of a performer than an athlete, but there is a great amount of athleticism involved (obviously) in professional wrestling.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Mandy Smith... she played for the NZ womens field hockey team. She puts a tilt in my kilt...

 

[CarolineOh]

Re: Name an athlete...

I don't know if she would qualify as an "athlete," but I was watching womens curling the other day and the captain of the Canadian women's team was pretty hot. I think her name was Kelly Law. 40ish, wavy blond hair, not overly glamorous but definitely attractive. Of course they kept showing her hubby in the stands. But I can always dream of having a curling champ.
I just wonder if I'd make her yell "Harder!! Harder!!" or "Whoa!! Whoa!!"

Chumley

Oh, she's a doll, I agree.
Has anyone seen the women's billiards champion, Jeanette Lee? Oh. My.God. Gentlemen, insert your "stick and balls" jokes here.

 

[bored1]

Does Christy Brinkley count? I see her in the commercials for that total gym thing and she kinda looks like an athlete + I really like the women on bodyshaping on ESPN!

 

[JazzManJim]

Tara Lipinski - Yum!

That blonde hottie who captains the US Women's Curling Team - lovely eyes, great ass, soccer mom cuteness!

Alisa Camplin - Just a gorgeous sprite I'd love to share hot coacoa with in the lodge! And oh that accent!!

Oksana Baiyul - Still as beautiful as when I first saw her in the Olympics.

 

[sabbathstorm]

Mario Lemieux has always done it for me. Killer eyes and a great smile. There were a couple of AHL players that were hot too I still remember when Peter Ing was demoted and I saw him on the street. Sweet jesus he was fine!

 

[morninggirl5]

Re: Backseat drive her!

We can't keep you out of the back seats of cars, can we?

No back seat in my favorite car of his, lots of room to play. The damned roll cage might get in the way, though.