Name 10 posters you'd like to do in the back of a pickup truck

[parodyluvr75]

on cool spring night under a full moon.

Enough of this pussy-footing around.

Name names.


Go!

 

[islandman]

Is it an F-150?

 

[zipman]

What kind of road are we going to be traveling on?

Smooth highway or off-roading?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I was thinking about doing them individually not as a group but sure you can have an F-150.








When I read that, I thought of a raptor. I'm not sure what that says about me.

 

[parodyluvr75]

What kind of road are we going to be traveling on?

Smooth highway or off-roading?

Don't people bother to park anymore?

 

[zipman]

Don't people bother to park anymore?

If we're going to park why stay in the back of a truck?

I think a field or beach would be far more comfortable.

 

[islandman]

I was thinking about doing them individually not as a group but sure you can have an F-150.








When I read that, I thought of a raptor. I'm not sure what that says about me.

Raptors are for guys with short penises.

Peni?

Pens?

I never know which is right.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

I am waiting for the names...

 

[parodyluvr75]

I think if you jumped out of a moving truck, you'd have more important things on your mind. Unless you could get them to slow down first.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I am waiting for the names...

I'm waiting for volunteers, we might be here for some time.

But NOT blob, other than that I'm open to suggestions.

 

[StephenHawking]

Too many people here now claim to be a she when in fact they are really shut in males.

I see old farts in dirty boxers, eating cold Chef Boyardee out the can, with the Price is Right on as background TV. None can get it up anymore.

It's just way too risky to offer a name in the reality that is today's GB.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Too many people here now claim to be a she when in fact they are really shut in males.

I see old farts in dirty boxers, eating cold Chef Boyardee out the can, with the Price is Right on as background TV. None can get it up anymore.

It's just way too risky to offer a name in the reality that is today's GB.

Are you afraid you'll get an edisease or epregnant?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

I'm waiting for volunteers, we might be here for some time.

But NOT blob, other than that I'm open to suggestions.

*grins*

but Blob is awesome.

If I waited for volunteers, I'd be here for an eternity.

 

[RoryN]

Too many people here now claim to be a she when in fact they are really shut in males.

I see old farts in dirty boxers, eating cold Chef Boyardee out the can, with the Price is Right on as background TV. None can get it up anymore.

It's just way too risky to offer a name in the reality that is today's GB.

You really shouldn't be allowed to have the name "Stephen Hawking" when you type like a 7th-grader.

 

[parodyluvr75]

*grins*

but Blob is awesome.

If I waited for volunteers, I'd be here for an eternity.

I think he's awesome too, except for his Mr. Bill fetish.

With those lips, I doubt it. *wink*

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

I think he's awesome too, except for his Mr. Bill fetish.

With those lips, I doubt it. *wink*

Mr BILL?

He scares me.

Truth. I should really go back to using a tit av...I didn't receive so many please suck my cock PM's before...

*thinks*

Then it was just...

I'd really like to fuck your tits...

 

[lovetoread]

Hey, if its not group sex, then forgetaboutit.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Mr BILL?

He scares me.

Truth. I should really go back to using a tit av...I didn't receive so many please suck my cock PM's before...

*thinks*

Then it was just...

I'd really like to fuck your tits...

My point. When blob posts his picture with Mr. Bill don't look. Once seen can't be unseen.

I never met a man that didn't love great lips and a great rack.

As long as you have those, you could be a space alien or a televangelist and I doubt they'd notice.

 

[thør]

Hey, if its not group sex, then forgetaboutit.

It;s prolly only a shortbed pickup.

 

[lovetoread]

It;s prolly only a shortbed pickup.

Well that sucks.

 

[Saint Peter]

Well that sucks.

It is easy to park!

 

[thør]

It is easy to park!

And the bed's worthless. There are some trucks out there with little 4' beds, now.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Raptors are for guys with short penises.

Peni?

Pens?

I never know which is right.

I don't either. Not a guy but I like planes. I never dated a raptor pilot, so your observation might be correct.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

My point. When blob posts his picture with Mr. Bill don't look. Once seen can't be unseen.

I never met a man that didn't love great lips and a great rack.

As long as you have those, you could be a space alien or a televangelist and I doubt they'd notice.

Okay, okay...you definitely win.

(I don't have a prize and so this particular post is going to be linked to my siggy cuz dammit, it was funny...)

 

[blobfish]

Why does my name always get brought up in the context of group sex?