naked

[LORDG]

i was walking my dog the other night and i noticed someone in an upstairs window.
it was frosted glass so i could not see her clearly, but she was definitely naked.
i watched her for 5 minutes and she was standing there smoking, unaware that she had an admirer.
i pulled out my cock and pissed on the ground opposite her.
then i realised that it was the sexy young girl i meet most days at the bus stop.
she has long blonde hair is very slim, and has a sexy body.
she lives alone with her young son, and sometimes i see her with boyfriends.
we talk now and then usually about dogs because she has one, and i think that she likes me.
although i must be twice her age, so i am not sure if she would go out with me.
the conversation would need to progress a lot further first.
i doubt if it will ever happen, i need to be realistic.
i will be keeping a close eye on that window, from now on.
lordg

 

[ShyGuy68]

And what's the point with this thread?

 

[KravMaga]

Why did you feel the need to "pull out your cock and piss on her lawn" when you are twice her age? By the way, standing outside somebodies window for an extended period of time can actually get you in trouble in some states.

 

[KINDGIRL]

So can pissing on the ground....

 

[Jailhouse]

...and in case you're thinking you can piss on the dog, that's a no-no as well.

 

[Lurnk]

I myself love the idea of a strange, old man gaping at me through frosted glass as he pisses outside my window. *shivers*

Where do I sign up for one? Does they all come with dogs?

 

[jennyleigh]

I myself love the idea of a strange, old man gaping at me through frosted glass as he pisses outside my window. *shivers*

Where do I sign up for one? Does they all come with dogs?

i like that too- dogs not needed-

 

[KravMaga]

I guess LordG disappeared. Look out your window and see if anyone is walking a dog and pissing on your lawn.

 

[shy slave]

LORDG says he is from the UK

If he is caught doing that he will be prosecuted for

Lewd acts in a public place
Property damage

It is likely he would end up on the sex offenders register because he got his cock out in public.

 

[doggie_kel]

im interested how clear was the veiw, i think it would be hot to be watched by an old guys as well

 

[desired_tempest]

i tend to lose interest after i hear the words i peed on something...i was reading a story on Lit the other day...and at first i was thinking ok she peed herself cuz shes scared no big deal...i kept on reading...HE PISSED ON HER FACE YALL...WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

 

[Cowbi]

I know

i tend to lose interest after i hear the words i peed on something...i was reading a story on Lit the other day...and at first i was thinking ok she peed herself cuz shes scared no big deal...i kept on reading...HE PISSED ON HER FACE YALL...WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

Look I think everything is cool between 2 consenting Adults but pissing shitting thing either. If someone pissed on me I would be very upset.
Cant be healthy either, cum in the eyes stings can you imagine piss.