Naked toes, 200 votes and snowpuppies

[Lisa Denton]

Hi!!! This is me, is that you?

Yesterday my puppy, who likes to sleep with his nose stuck inside one of my shoes, was chewin on one when I woke up. Of course I checked for slobber, as usual, and didn't think no more of it. Then at the grocery store I looked down and my totally nude toe was hanging out of my tennis shoe. I quickly checked to make sure I was wearing a bra, but I was sock-less in public and the toe was hanging out through the hole my sweet lil fuckin puppy chewed in it. I felt like a slut, I was glad I took a shower and didn't smell like a slut, but my toe felt, well, naked for everybody to see. I was gonna beat my puppy when I got home but I was showing him the new toys and treats I bought for him and forgot to beat him.

My first story, not just here but first ever erotic type story, got 200 votes YIPPEE the other day. It has about 50 PC's and has been out like 6 months. I wanted to take a minute to thank everybody who voted on it. I know there is lots of stories with more votes and stuff but I never expected mine would get so many. Thanks to everybody!!!

This is still kinda to do with that. A question for other authors, when I edit a story I actually re-write it, changing stuff completely, is there like a program that can tell me when my spelling and grammar is o.k. but it still don't make sense? I fuck up some words and the spell check gets them, and the other part will say stuff like "Fragmented sentence, revise" but sometimes I will be on the third or forth edit before I read something like "she groaned as she slid the dildo in her ear" and I wish it would have said "Impossible" or something so I would have noticed sooner.

Also after yesterdays sunshine and shortsleeve shirt weather texas is in the middle of a snowstorm today. My puppy is freakin out, he tries to lick the snow off the yard. Since he has never seen ice and snow he will be tryin to keep his paws from touching the cold ground, while keeping his tongue in the snow. He looks like a fuckin idiot, he runs in circles draggin his tongue on the ground and I just LMAO.

Oh well, thats all I wanted to say mainly was THANKS to everybody for votin on my lil story, not just that one but the other one and my new one also. And you can hi-jack this thread if you want or if anybody thinks they can stay on'topic (huh) then go for it. See ya, Lisa.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

For some reason I always feel a little dizzy after reading your posts. Starting in the middle and plung headlong into the beginning... or the end... or maybe the front half of the middle... oh whatever.

OK, here we go:

Yes it's me, always wise to check for slobber, I'm sure your toe is adorable, glad you didn't beat the puppy, big Yeah! for the 200 votes, no I don't think that program exists (but if you find one let me know), I'm sure the puppy is as adorble as your toe, and finally, I haven't read and/or voted yet but I will try to soon.

Whew.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Damn wrong button.

 

[Guest]

Talking to yourself, CD?

Congrats on the 200 votes, Lisa! And on having a very cute puppy.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Talking to yourself, CD?

Aaaahhh, kiss the fattest part of my ass.

(Then I'll kiss your lovely ass. )

 

[Guest]

Aaaahhh, kiss the fattest part of my ass.

(Then I'll kiss your lovely ass. )

Mwah!

(Oh, goody! )

 

[yui]

Hi Lisa,

I sympathize with the naked toe and the editing problems. I wish a continuity program existed…so I could keep days and nights straight and prevent my characters from teleporting from the kitchen table to the bed without me noticing.

One self-editing tip that someone (here I think, but I can't remember who) posted is to change the font to Arial script (or this is what I change mine to) and up the font size to 18 (or something like that). Then, set the lines where they are double-spaced. The combination of a different, larger font and isolating each sentence by double-spacing, makes errors and inconsistencies much easier to spot!

Congrats on a well deserved 200 for your first peice! http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/tierdog/cool.gif

Luck to you,

Yui

 

[Lisa Denton]

For some reason I always feel a little dizzy after reading your posts. Starting in the middle and plung headlong into the beginning... or the end... or maybe the front half of the middle... oh whatever.

OK, here we go:

Yes it's me, always wise to check for slobber, I'm sure your toe is adorable, glad you didn't beat the puppy, big Yeah! for the 200 votes, no I don't think that program exists (but if you find one let me know), I'm sure the puppy is as adorble as your toe, and finally, I haven't read and/or voted yet but I will try to soon.

Whew.

Gosh, I have seen your AV and didn't even know it was my lil duck friend. Lots of peoples get dizzy readin my posts, next time I'm talkin to Manu about servers I'll ask him to check the oxygen levels in the AH room. I was joshin about beatin my puppy and thanks for the yeah!

Thanks Tatelou!!!!! A big sloppy kiss from me, and a big slobbery kiss from my puppy.

Yui!!!!! You gave me the 200 vote!!!!!! And that was such a nice PC you left about you meltin I wanted to tie you down and pour ice water on you to cool me off. I also have that teleporting problem but mine is worse and the kitchen table often gets into the bed sometimes, thaks for the bigger font idea, that might actually work and I will try it.
I.O.YUI 200 kisses on every part of your body and some parts even more!!!!!!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Lisa,

Just be happy that you live in a portion of this globe where there are days when a naked toe can be overlooked. Be happy you were not running about with a toe exposed to the elements while snow was pilled up on the ground. In that case, your toe would have turned blue.

As you know, ever since the adventures of Popeye were popular, BlueToe is considered a most villainous affliction.

Congats on the 200 votes. At that rate, I am not doing quite so bad as I believed. In half the time I have amassed nearly a quarter of the votes.

The tools [SpellChecker, Grammatiks, Thesaurus and Dictionary] in WordPerfect are of the greatest assistance in proofing that I have come across in a regular word processor. (Far, F A R, superior to Word, for instance) yet nothing is foolproof, not even naive-proof.

As Yui suggested, the idea about changing and enlarging the font is quite useful. Arial is a crisp clear font to use at any time. Even changing font color can be useful — anything to make it look different than what you have been pouring over and over and over. . . .

 

[Lisa Denton]

Lisa,

Just be happy that you live in a portion of this globe where there are days when a naked toe can be overlooked. Be happy you were not running about with a toe exposed to the elements while snow was pilled up on the ground. In that case, your toe would have turned blue.

As you know, ever since the adventures of Popeye were popular, BlueToe is considered a most villainous affliction.

Congats on the 200 votes. At that rate, I am not doing quite so bad as I believed. In half the time I have amassed nearly a quarter of the votes.

The tools [SpellChecker, Grammatiks, Thesaurus and Dictionary] in WordPerfect are of the greatest assistance in proofing that I have come across in a regular word processor. (Far, F A R, superior to Word, for instance) yet nothing is foolproof, not even naive-proof.

As Yui suggested, the idea about changing and enlarging the font is quite useful. Arial is a crisp clear font to use at any time. Even changing font color can be useful — anything to make it look different than what you have been pouring over and over and over. . . .

My toe is o.k. cause yesterday it was summertime and today it is snowstorms, it started snowin more a little while ago. I never saw the popeye show much and it took me forever to figure out what you was talkin about, Bluto right, wait, that villian bad guy was Brutus, WTF was you talkin about?

Anywho yes, that enlarging font sounds like a really good idea. I was working away on it tryin to do the speech to text thingie, my microphone is a good one but not the best, my stupid computer was not co-operating. I would teach it words like "cunt and fuckmerunnin" and it wouldn't remember them. I put them in the right remember this thingie but it wouldn't. I had to give up cause I was writing more with speech to text than I would be typing. I'm gonna get a better microphone and do more of the reading to my computer and see if it works better. I read a couple of the things to it but there was 4 or 5 I think.

I know 200 votes is not great but it is great for me and so I am all happy. I am still prolly a newbie timewise. I was reading stories here but always thought they would want to charge me 50 dollars for free membership or something so I didn't join for a long time. Now I like to work awhile and then post awhile and am still learning, I learned how to do this not long ago when I hit the wrong button or somethin.

 

[Guest]

Lisa, I don't know how you do it, but you always manage to make me smile.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Lisa, I don't know how you do it, but you always manage to make me smile.

Thank YOU, that made me smile, I was missin you, have you been busy?

 

[Guest]

Not busy enough, but have had a lot of pressing issues to deal with.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Not busy enough, but have had a lot of pressing issues to deal with.

For you and For Cloudy.

 

[rikaaim]

For you and For Cloudy.

for you Lisa

 

[Lisa Denton]

for you Lisa

Thanks, and thanks for the 4 PC's on my story, since they were identical I deleted 3 but I thought it was nice.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Lisa,

Bluto was Olive Oyl's sweetie before Popeye got shore leave.

Popeye won Olive Oyl away from Bluto due to the size of his enormous “muskel.”

Bluto changed his name to Brutus and became Popeye's shipmate, but his lust for Olive Oyl kept causing riffs in the two shipmate's imaginary friendship.

In a series of later episodes, Bluto — perhaps due to the continuous pummelling he had received from Popeye — turned Poof and eventually won the heart, and other organs, of Olive Oyl's brother Castor, but these films were suppressed through the efforts of the Hays Commission.

It never pays to ignore the classics!

 

[rikaaim]

Thanks, and thanks for the 4 PC's on my story, since they were identical I deleted 3 but I thought it was nice.

4! I only did it once. Yui had the same problem with my poem. I think the Lit servers may be having problems. I've been having problems the past coupla days.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Lisa,

Bluto was Olive Oyl's sweetie before Popeye got shore leave.

Popeye won Olive Oyl away from Bluto due to the size of his enormous “muskel.”

Bluto changed his name to Brutus and became Popeye's shipmate, but his lust for Olive Oyl kept causing riffs in the two shipmate's imaginary friendship.

In a series of later episodes, Bluto — perhaps due to the continuous pummelling he had received from Popeye — turned Poof and eventually won the heart, and other organs, of Olive Oyl's brother Castor, but these films were suppressed through the efforts of the Hays Commission.

It never pays to ignore the classics!

Uh, Ima sorry, I only watched it a couple times when popeye was eatin spinach (yuck) and I don't remember that other stuff.

 

[Lisa Denton]

4! I only did it once.

Are you sure? I had 4 orgasms.

 

[rikaaim]

Are you sure? I had 4 orgasms.

Yeah, I'm sure I gave you 4. Sorry about that I will try to meet my standard 10 orgasms for one evening for you next time.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

. . . I will try to meet my standard 10 orgasms for one evening . . .

Do all 10 come together in a single box, or are they individually wrapped?