Naked in the Woods!

[BedtimeStories]

(In the spirit of Sirhugs...)

Who?
What?
Where?
When?
Why?
and
How?



Surely there's several story ideas screaming to crawl out of this title?

 

[sirhugs]

too bad you missed the Earth Day contest, but National Nude Day is coming.

( praying no one suggests what bears do in the woods)

 

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not quite random responses, hopefully provactive:
Who? a naked princess with long blond hair and a mangy itinerant travelling salesman
What? a story about magic mushrooms leading to first time sex
Where?the enchanted forest
When? long ago
Why? why not? but seriously, because he is evil and horny and she secretly desires his magic lance, which has special powers
and
How? the traveller is driving his cart through the woods when he comes across the princess picking mushrooms. She is so innocent that she does not know what her nakedness does to men. He tricks her into eating a magic mushroom which releases her libido. His penis is horn shaped and knobby, and capable of rotating 360 degrees. They do oral, intercourse and anal. bdsm optional.

I don't plan to write this one, so any takers are welcome. The incest and lesbian variations are also welcome.

 

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(praying no one suggests what bears do in the woods)

Noooooooooooooooooo bestiality with Smokey the Bear!

 

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The incest and lesbian variations are also welcome.

Let's see if someone goes that route... lol

 

[sirhugs]

Noooooooooooooooooo bestiality with Smokey the Bear!

I always wondered about Yogi and BooBoo myself

 

[BedtimeStories]

No bestiality there, but is it pedophilia? Is BooBoo young or simply short?

 

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I seem to recall that he called Yogi " Uncle", just like all those inappropriately young "nieces".

I was never clear on his age either.....

 

[BedtimeStories]

Better be careful then! We could be entering dangerous ground! lol

 

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Better be careful then! We could be entering dangerous ground! lol

all I said was that I always wondered about them.....

 

[snooper]

I suspect there's nothing in it. In my estimation, Yogi lacks the necessary technical expertise.

 

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I suspect there's nothing in it. In my estimation, Yogi lacks the necessary technical expertise.

but he's smater than the average bear!

 

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Who?A college coed, a forest ranger
What?it will go under exhibitionist, unless you find an anal or fetish angle
Where?in the woods, silly, then in his vehicle and station
When?contemporary, frosh week
Why?sorority hazing
and
How?she was dumped in the woods naked as hazing ritual. he rescues her. but first he gets off just observing. she rewards him.

 

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Who?Tara Reid ( or Lindsay Lohan?] with either a studly male costar or a fan
What?breast fondling, fingering, bj, sex
Where?in the ooods near a location shoot
When?while she awaits the crew to set up for her nude scene
Why?she is hiding drinking/doing drugs when her robe slips off
and
How?lustily

 

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Who?A college coed, a forest ranger
What?it will go under exhibitionist, unless you find an anal or fetish angle
Where?in the woods, silly, then in his vehicle and station
When?contemporary, frosh week
Why?sorority hazing
and
How?she was dumped in the woods naked as hazing ritual. he rescues her. but first he gets off just observing. she rewards him.

I like this one.

 

[sirhugs]

I like this one.

you're just saying that because you want me to post more

 

[BedtimeStories]

That'll work too.


(You post whore!)

 

[sirhugs]

That'll work too.


(You post whore!)

I prefer Posting Slut

since I give it away for free....

 

[dis_pac]

In the Woods

This may be a little out there but what the hell

Who? A wood nymph and an anotomically human tree-like creature (think the trees from LOTR meets long dong silver).
What? Ravenous splinter-full, earth shattering sex.
Where? A far off fantasy land where only your imagination (with a great deal of help from your friend Mr. Magic Mushroom) can find.
When? Time is irrelevant.
Why? Come on she's a nympho and he's packing lumber.....
How? This is where things get tricky and why I don't write fairytales.

Anyone else want to take off with this one, (or just pop some acid and let it take off on it's own) feel free it's your!!!

As for the yogi and boo boo discussions earlier, please leave the poor little bears alone. Hasn't there been enough embarassment to the entire cartoon world lately? Let them all live in peace, their kinks and sexual preferances locked up in their poorly drawn little closets.

 

[sirhugs]

This may be a little out there but what the hell

Who? A wood nymph and an anotomically human tree-like creature (think the trees from LOTR meets long dong silver).
What? Ravenous splinter-full, earth shattering sex.
Where? A far off fantasy land where only your imagination (with a great deal of help from your friend Mr. Magic Mushroom) can find.
When? Time is irrelevant.
Why? Come on she's a nympho and he's packing lumber.....
How? This is where things get tricky and why I don't write fairytales.

Anyone else want to take off with this one, (or just pop some acid and let it take off on it's own) feel free it's your!!!

As for the yogi and boo boo discussions earlier, please leave the poor little bears alone. Hasn't there been enough embarassment to the entire cartoon world lately? Let them all live in peace, their kinks and sexual preferances locked up in their poorly drawn little closets.

"packing lumber".......

 

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Who?The Whole Famn Damily
What?incest
Where?Far away from home
When? summer vacation
Why?it starts with skinny dipping, and they are just so darn sexy
and
How?in multiple combinations leading to a grand orgy. First mom n dad talk about how they were turned on looking at the kids. the kids overhear.... very much in the over the top but debauched tradition of TryAnything

too cliche?

and skip the " I hate incest, its gross comments"...we had that discussion. It was time for a nod to that audience.

 

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Who?A mature BBW schoolteacher and her virgin student
What?she gets bugs in her clothes, strips and jumps in a mudbath, then rinses in the stream. The student is shocked, then aroused
Where?a nature preserve far in the woods
When?a field trip in spring
Why?see above...the bugs. also the hormones
and
How?see above...note the student might be either gender. the sex starts with stumbling rushing, then slows then rounds two and three the teacher takes over

this one might also be a group story, with multiple students

 

[BedtimeStories]

This may be a little out there but what the hell

Who? A wood nymph and an anotomically human tree-like creature (think the trees from LOTR meets long dong silver).
What? Ravenous splinter-full, earth shattering sex.
Where? A far off fantasy land where only your imagination (with a great deal of help from your friend Mr. Magic Mushroom) can find.
When? Time is irrelevant.
Why? Come on she's a nympho and he's packing lumber.....
How? This is where things get tricky and why I don't write fairytales.

Anyone else want to take off with this one, (or just pop some acid and let it take off on it's own) feel free it's your!!!

It definitely is creative. I'm sure someone who's into fantasy/fairytale stories could do something with it.

 

[dis_pac]

In the Woods

For some reason it has been stuck in my head and I started jotting down some notes for a fairy tale poem about it. (and I was just being a smart ass when I wrote that). Here's the first few lines called:

"Little Miss Fairy the Wood Nymph or... How the Nypho Lost Her Virginity to a Fucking Tree"

The mushrooms nod hi,
as she skips right on by,
she's Little Miss Fairy the Wood Nymph

The forest's own Queen,
and every man dreams,
it is he for which she falls in love with

And she'll go on to meet a giant tree with a giant dick and so on,

Kind of a satirical/humourous poem/fairytale

(I really gotta lay off the Acid)

 

[sirhugs]

For some reason it has been stuck in my head and I started jotting down some notes for a fairy tale poem about it. (and I was just being a smart ass when I wrote that). Here's the first few lines called:

"Little Miss Fairy the Wood Nymph or... How the Nypho Lost Her Virginity to a Fucking Tree"

The mushrooms nod hi,
as she skips right on by,
she's Little Miss Fairy the Wood Nymph

The forest's own Queen,
and every man dreams,
it is he for which she falls in love with

And she'll go on to meet a giant tree with a giant dick and so on,

Kind of a satirical/humourous poem/fairytale

(I really gotta lay off the Acid)

but the nice thing about acid is the trips continue for free

why not start the story with the poem?