Naked girls plow fields for rain

Hmm, wonder if nekid girls (mowing grass) would have any effect on our weather?
 
Any suggestion of Morris Dancing seems to produce a right shower.

Og
 
Any suggestion of Morris Dancing seems to produce a right shower.
Morris dancers dance nekkid? :confused:

Okay, everyone, sing it with me: "Gimme that old time religion, gimme that old time religion---" What?
 
Far more conservative than sacrificing virgins on the altar to pacify an angry God, eh?

ami
 
That made me think of the scene in the epic poem Hiawatha, where his bride, Minnehaha, walked nude around their fields. :D
 
I think this is a very creative way to get young women to take their clothes off.





And that's all I think it is. There's a very smart Indian boy with a big smile on his face now.
 
I think the Morris Dancers have done their worst.

My television aerial has been struck by lightning twice in a month. I bought a very large water butt (600 litres). It has been completely filled by rainstorms three times in the last ten days. I've been emptying it into the water butts I haven't yet connected to the downpipes.

And I don't need to water the garden. Pumping it out might be more use.

Stop those Morris Dancers! Now!

Please?

Og
 
Originally Posted by BaltoBoy
I think this is a very creative way to get young women to take their clothes off.

And that's all I think it is. There's a very smart Indian boy with a big smile on his face now.

Or possibly a very smart, Indian, dirty old man! :cool:

Or maybe some incestuous dirty old men. The farmers are getting their daughters to do the nude plowing. :eek:
 
Rain? Naked women drenched in rain? What's not to enjoy as a voyeur or a purveyor of beauty.

It isn't raining yet, unless it just started, and these aren't women. They're girls, the daughters of the farmers, and they might be eight years old or even younger. :eek: Of course, some might be quite a bit older, but they tend to marry young there. :cool:
 
If nekkid women embarass the weather gods, then the gods don't get out very much or they're all Hard Shell Baptists. ;)
 
Pity we didn't think of this during our occasional drought years.
It would have provided a few pages of amusement in a few papers.
 
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