Naked except for...

[lovecraft68]

What is dumpster porn?

Its really trashy

 

[spacekowboy]

Naked except for clothes.

 

[pointless]

an eyepatch, a bag of marbles, $65.83 in walmart giftcards, two parrots, a hello kitty wallet w/ chain, a coffemaker and a junk drawer that mainly consists of safety pins and paper clips of various sizes and colors.

 

[frictional]

So I was curious if anybody else had a favorite accessory that did it a little more for them than just when she's nude?

White cotton socks.

Or one of my dress shirts. Unbuttoned.

 

[Tommybowler]

A nazi monocle and a flag. I'll let you guess where the pole is

 

[yossi]

an eyepatch, a bag of marbles, $65.83 in walmart giftcards, two parrots, a hello kitty wallet w/ chain, a coffemaker and a junk drawer that mainly consists of safety pins and paper clips of various sizes and colors.

How long have you been spying on me?

 

[Saint Peter]

I want my hello kitty wallet back!

 

[pointless]

How long have you been spying on me?

i don't know what you're talking about.

btw, you have a tiny piece of string on your shoulder.

 

[pointless]

no, your other shoulder.

 

[yossi]

no, your other shoulder.

More importantly, is there anything stuck in my teeth?

 

[pointless]

just a microch.... i mean, no, not a thing. um, not that i'd know or anything.

*cough*