Ha! Quite the contrary. (But kudos to you if you can beat us at whist, Scrabble, cribbage, pinnocle, or drinking single-malt Scotch. Nah, you'll never beat us at whisky...)
Attractive (really), reasonably fit, intelligent (very) and kind white male seeks cute, witty, creative, open-minded (but discrete) bi/bicurious woman to engage in cheeky hi-jinks, gratuitous consumption of libations, general friskiness, and supplemental silliness and all-around fun with his equally fun and good-natured, bi female lover.
Why consider such a thing with us?
One: We're good, clean, sane, normal, well-adjusted folks. We're just two kindred souls, who having lived a lifetime of plain vanilla experiences and/or situationally involved with others who have long since lost the drive to experience the "joie de vivre," with us, and being mired in not realising our full potential....have finally decided to pursue some pure hedonistic fun for ONCE in our otherwise responsible, professional, upstanding and terribly mundane lives before we reach (pass) middle age. Because by then it's too late to even seriously entertain such an outlandish notion as this.
I mean, older folks just don't DO this sort of thing, ya know? ;-)
Two: You're an intelligent, open-minded, hip woman. Of course you are, you've read this far.
Three: It's as much about fantasy as anything. We all have fantasies, right? Why not try to attain at least one, just once in life. Ok, maybe twice if it's really fun. Why not have some safe, sane, clean. consensual adult fun while we all can, eh?
More about us:
WF, 34, fit, average build, devilishly cute with pixie-cut reddish-brown hair, full breasts, green eyes, smart, kind with wicked/wild streak. Loves women, stand-up comedy, good pizza, bad puns and all types of music.
WM, 38, very handsome, average build, sandy-haired, blue-eyed, and broad-shouldered. Gentle, erotic, funny and clever. A musician and writer, artistic by nature, professional and sane.
We don't have a lot of hangups about appearance, but are looking for someone of age (21 and older, with older being our preference), who is discreet ( we are, alas, parents who go to PTA meetings, soccer practices, etc.), who does not smoke or do any (heavy) drugs (although we strongly encourage the consumption of adult beverages), and who is not insane. Easy enough, eh?
Sound like a good idea? Sure it does!
If this post in ANY WAY caught your attention....or imagination, please drop up a private message. We can exchange g-rated pics...or cookie recipies...bingo-playing tips....whatever.
Thanks!
Ok...waiting for the emails to come rolling in....any second now....yep.......here they are.....any number of them.....
Attractive (really), reasonably fit, intelligent (very) and kind white male seeks cute, witty, creative, open-minded (but discrete) bi/bicurious woman to engage in cheeky hi-jinks, gratuitous consumption of libations, general friskiness, and supplemental silliness and all-around fun with his equally fun and good-natured, bi female lover.
Why consider such a thing with us?
One: We're good, clean, sane, normal, well-adjusted folks. We're just two kindred souls, who having lived a lifetime of plain vanilla experiences and/or situationally involved with others who have long since lost the drive to experience the "joie de vivre," with us, and being mired in not realising our full potential....have finally decided to pursue some pure hedonistic fun for ONCE in our otherwise responsible, professional, upstanding and terribly mundane lives before we reach (pass) middle age. Because by then it's too late to even seriously entertain such an outlandish notion as this.
I mean, older folks just don't DO this sort of thing, ya know? ;-) Two: You're an intelligent, open-minded, hip woman. Of course you are, you've read this far.
Three: It's as much about fantasy as anything. We all have fantasies, right? Why not try to attain at least one, just once in life. Ok, maybe twice if it's really fun. Why not have some safe, sane, clean. consensual adult fun while we all can, eh?
More about us:
WF, 34, fit, average build, devilishly cute with pixie-cut reddish-brown hair, full breasts, green eyes, smart, kind with wicked/wild streak. Loves women, stand-up comedy, good pizza, bad puns and all types of music.
WM, 38, very handsome, average build, sandy-haired, blue-eyed, and broad-shouldered. Gentle, erotic, funny and clever. A musician and writer, artistic by nature, professional and sane.
We don't have a lot of hangups about appearance, but are looking for someone of age (21 and older, with older being our preference), who is discreet ( we are, alas, parents who go to PTA meetings, soccer practices, etc.), who does not smoke or do any (heavy) drugs (although we strongly encourage the consumption of adult beverages), and who is not insane. Easy enough, eh?
Sound like a good idea? Sure it does!
If this post in ANY WAY caught your attention....or imagination, please drop up a private message. We can exchange g-rated pics...or cookie recipies...bingo-playing tips....whatever.
Thanks!
Ok...waiting for the emails to come rolling in....any second now....yep.......here they are.....any number of them.....
